Ten wins in a row for Hag
Predict the coming "stories" about Ten Hag and United
- Thread starter horsechoker
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TEN Aargh - United fail to win 1 in 10 games vs bottom 6 teams as slump continues.
Hey, that's a half truth!
Starter for Ten!
Obvious one for when the fixture list is released.
Obvious one for when the fixture list is released.
ETH has a tiny cock, poch's is massive.
By A.M. Adeus
Daily Heil.
By A.M. Adeus
Daily Heil.
Ten Gallon Hag: new united manager needs massive thinking cap to solve this club's issues
Senior sources at the club feel that Ten Hag won't be able to handle big egos.
There is a reluctance to chose Ten Hag when Pochettino has Premier League experience.
Ten Hag is feared to be LVG mark 2 and it may cause top South American players to not want to join the club in the future.
The club feel Pochettino will be hired by another big club in the Summer and must act now to get the manager the playing squad want to work with.
There is a reluctance to chose Ten Hag when Pochettino has Premier League experience.
Ten Hag is feared to be LVG mark 2 and it may cause top South American players to not want to join the club in the future.
The club feel Pochettino will be hired by another big club in the Summer and must act now to get the manager the playing squad want to work with.
Tren Hag: united appointment city’s magical doctors
Tenny Hag ate my hamster!
Ten Hag brings former United coach Steve McClaren back to Old Trafford to act as translator until his own understanding of English improves.
Players splinter into camp INEOS and Camp Hag
Ten Hag is not really bald he just has invisible hair
Ten Hag only eats the gray part of the salmon.
Ten Hag announces over 50% of the Caf wanted him as manager and that is good enough for him!.
United appoint new Manager Director.
Ten Hag rejects criticism of his tenure, saying he's a two-time manager of the month winner so must be doing something right.
Ten Hag sleeps nude in an oxygen tent which be believes gives him sexual powers.
Ten Hag praises United's dynamic midfield for limiting Barnsley to scoring only 3 goals from 16 shots
That's a half truth!
They all be on talkshite anyway.
ETH loses his socks ends up wearing odd ones
Thats the kind of crap talkshite would fill 15 mins in each show through the day..
ETH loses his socks ends up wearing odd ones
Thats the kind of crap talkshite would fill 15 mins in each show through the day..
That’s a Heh truth!
Ten Hag decides to quit Manchester United, due to a conflict having to play Pep twice a year, stating "he ish muy luvver..."