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Predict the coming "stories" about Ten Hag and United
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Ten Fags, Ten Hags…..New United Managers Nicotine Adiction
This is definitely going to be a thing in the Sun or Mirror.
Future United manager ETH stands accused of trying to fellate a rubber duck.
Ten Hag asked to grow hair, as he looks too similar to Pep
POGBACK!
When him and Fletcher have a falling out.
Ten Haag-and Daz have a frosty relationship.
Tensions boil over after Sundae debacle, dressing room banana-split.
Ten Haag-and Daz have a frosty relationship.
Tensions boil over after Sundae debacle, dressing room banana-split.
BLIND LEADING THE BLIND - United turn to old boy Daley as first signing of ETH era.
Manchester United players remain suspicious that Ten Hag hasn't actually got invisible hair.
On the Hag Heap: Ten Hag no match for Pep and Klopp
Utd privately hold concerns that Ten Hag might try to modernise the club and there are fears he may even try to get the team to play good football. An insider has told us that United’s hierarchy are monitoring the situation.
Daily Fail exclusive after players can't take the heat of PL's tempo, sometime early November.
Hag's shocking training methods revealed
Hag's shocking training methods revealed
Ten Haag to get a hair transplant in Manchester, to help improve low confidence.
December 2022 - Erik Ten Hag is HAUNTED by the Ghosts of Old Trafford past as poor run of form continues.
Very clever
Daily Fail exclusive after players can't take the heat of PL's tempo, sometime early November.
Hag's shocking training methods revealed
Ten Hag sacked before he started as he couldn't play the piano. Stevie Wonder and Billy Joel added to shortlist.
ETH had a new agent in Mino Raiola, ETH now demands 10million in wages a year
Mirror: United signed Spurs reject !
The HAG Tribunal: Number of players face THE AXE for their CRIMES against football
Daily Fail exclusive after players can't take the heat of PL's tempo, sometime early November.
Hag's shocking training methods revealed
Jimmy Page approvesTen hag smokes ten fags in ten minutes shocker! (Sun probably)
TEN HARD - manager accepts Rashfords invitation to go out the back and sort it out and the footballer/celebrity hasn’t been seen in public since
TEN HAGS - Wayne Rooney to join the coaching staff at Manchester United.
Reds stars' doubt Ten Hag's pedigree
United players' revolt over Ten Hag's strict new fitness regime
Players 'baffled' by Ten Hag's tactical demands
Ten Hag targets (insert Ajax player)
United players' revolt over Ten Hag's strict new fitness regime
Players 'baffled' by Ten Hag's tactical demands
Ten Hag targets (insert Ajax player)
ETH has not made any comment on cancer. Possibly pro cancer.
Ten Hag's one cup?
United desperate for a trophy.
United desperate for a trophy.
Beat me to it.
Ten Hag bans chicken wings from club canteen.
Ten Hag to bring back Stam to sort the defence problems.
Manchester Uni-ten Hag the answers.
Manchester Uni-ten Hag the answers.
Hagen-dashed. Luke Shaw exploring contract termination after Ten Hag removes Haagen-Dazs from Carrington Freezers.
Ten Hag happy with the squad he has and will work with them for a year first to see what needs to be done. 2 year contract for Mata.
Ten Hag’s son Eleven joins United academy aged Twelve
Ten Hag’s concerns over lack of quality barbers in Manchester area.
Haha, this was quite funny.
You guys are nuts. Laughed my head off.
Erik Ten Hag changes name to Hag Erik Ten.
Hag employs new co-coach, Ball Ping Pong, from North Korea.
Hag in " James Milner better than Messi" Shocker.
Hag confirms STD in one night stand slagfest.
Ten Hag appears on celebrity bake off whilst united lose away to mexican side juarez bin lids.
Hag employs new co-coach, Ball Ping Pong, from North Korea.
Hag in " James Milner better than Messi" Shocker.
Hag confirms STD in one night stand slagfest.
Ten Hag appears on celebrity bake off whilst united lose away to mexican side juarez bin lids.
British reporter gets mixed up with the name and calls him Guten Tag.
Ten slag! Daughter seen out at Manchester nightclub wearing RACEY skirt posing for RAUNCHY picture
I'm so sorry if he has a daughter
I'm so sorry if he has a daughter