So it’s about 12 noon (PST) here and I’m at work but the game is being recorded so I’m not worried. During the day I go to great lengths to avoid social media and anything that might spoil the result for me. Work is dragging by, all I can think of is United playing in the CL. I look down to see my phone has an alert; guess what I forgot to do? That’s right, I didn’t turn off the score updates from my ESPN app. I glance at the alert without thinking and it dawns on me what the alert is. I quickly try to avert my gaze from my phone, too late, Michael Carrick has scored in the 8th minute! To those watching me it probably seems as if I am having a fit, I lift my head quickly to the sky with my eyes closed while curses stream from my mouth. I wanted everything to be unknown so I could watch the game as if it were live!
So now I’m at work and I know that we are up 1-0 early on, I keep seeing alerts pop up but I don’t read them as I slog through the rest of my day. I lighten my mood by telling myself “hey at least we got an early goal, I wasn’t really worried but that is a great sign!” My mood has improved as I head home from work, I’m humming the CL theme song as I drive home. I get home around 4pm but I have decided to wait to watch the game until my missus, whom is pregnant, is off to work around 7pm (wanted quiet and didn’t want to have anything to worry about as I watched). I make a beautiful but simple dinner; Stealhead Trout and a baked potato with some cheap beer. This is the moment I have been waiting for all day! So here I am eating this beautiful meal, a little drunk, and extremely excited to be watching United in the CL, what a wonderful moment! Fast forward to the 7th minute, I begin to wonder how Carrick is going to score his goal, “maybe it will be a wonder-strike from 35 out or maybe a header at the back post from a corner.” Who gives a feck, it could be an ugly deflection and I would still be happy!Brugge win a free-kick, I’m thinking “hmmm the goal must be coming soon, maybe a counter attack from this free-kick…” The ball is hit in with some pace, Carrick attempts to block it (at this point I have a mouthful of fish) but deflects it into the United goal. I begin to choke and simultaneously laugh hysterically. My reality has been shattered, I have spent the last ~7 hours believing United would jump out to an early lead. I sit and laugh maniacally, my brain cannot process the surprise I have experienced.
Anyway here’s my take on the game:
Overall very happy with the performance, looked solid in defense again and the attack was very good today. We dominated Brugge. Some will point out that Brugge aren’t that great a side but we can only beat what is put in front of us and we did so comprehensively. This game showed what we can do to a side that doesn’t just sit back and defend against us, if the opponents attack we will create chances.
Starters
Romero - Couple of shaky moments but mostly solid, not much to do. Still settling in so the shaky moments aren’t unexpected.
Darmian – How lucky are we? This guy is slotting right in and his prime is still ahead of him.
Smalling – Great display, finally looking like he is fulfilling the potential that many of us saw. If he keeps this form up he will be one of the best, if not the best, defenders in the league.
Blind – Very good game, confident on the ball and gives us confidence as a team. So intelligent and reads the game extremely well. Really growing fond of him as our first choice LCB.
Shaw – Terrific performance, fecking rapid. Didn’t do much wrong.
Carrick – Not so great today but we know he starts slow and we also know he is class. He will get better as the season progresses.
Schneiderlin – Did very well breaking up play and making tackles. Just okay going forward BUT he is here for his defensive abilities more than anything, so I would rate it as a very good performance from him.
Junuzaj – Decent performance, not great but the talent is there. Showed glimpses of brilliance and I hope he continues to build upon this.
Memphis – Amazing! Should have had 3-4 goals but the fact that he was even in the position to score 3-4 and did put away 2 is terrific, just improve the conversion rate a little. Also chipped in with a great assist and looked dangerous all game.
Mata – Decent game, drifted in and out but wasn’t bad by any means. We keep him around because he is always capable of popping up with a moment of brilliance but still executes his role in the team excellently.
Rooney – Not firing on all cylinders still but getting better, should have had an assist or two. That flick to Memphis is a good sign and you could tell he is hungry. Not a bad performance overall but I expect better and I think he will meet those expectations soon enough.
Subs
Schweinsteiger – Not a great performance from him, he looked a bit off the pace to me but still had moments of class. Think it comes down to fitness and the fact that he is still settling in. I have no doubt that he will produce mostly class performances for us but he just needs a little time.
Fellaini – Considering the amount of time he was on I would say it was an excellent performance from him. Came in, looked dangerous, and scored a big one in injury time. Not much else could be asked of him.
Chicharito – Looked decent, not much to judge on and didn’t do anything spectacular or terrible. Solid performance despite very little time.