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Bournemouth 2:2 Manchester United

Post-match discussion


Sat, 13 April 2024

That was unacceptable. Can you imagine any of the players in our last title-winning team putting up with that shit? A good manager sees the strengths and weaknesses of the players at their disposal and crafts a plan to get the best out of them. Instead, we look like each player is told to just go out there and have fun, like Ted fecking Lasso is in charge. These players need to quit this donut formation and need to learn how to attack without just a ball over the top.

In the first half, only Mainoo was making any 1-touch passes. We don’t feed our forward, our wide players were trash today , Casemiro is fecking cooked and shouldn’t play at this level, so many deficiencies that anyone except Ten Hag can see.
 
2 subs made, amad and mount. Amad couldn't get in game, mount came on too late. Erikson left on bench when we badly could not create a thing. The last 10 seconds summed it up, we are on the break, don't know what to do with the ball and the ball ends up at the back.

Players are pathetic, manager is a fraud, I cannot wait until the summer when manager and players are gone.

Rashford was shocking, yet Garnacho goes off cause he has a bad half? Rashford has had a shite season bit manages 90 mins most the time. Casemiro was none existent again, Maguire was a nobody, AWB, I think he has potential bit he just looks like he has no direction. Dalot had a bad game but he has been great this season, ill let him off. Kambwala had a mixed game, really good moments, really stupid mistakes, but game 5 in his career, I expect it. Onana looks like a different onana that we saw in champions league, he did well. Hojlund gone back to not existing, Bruno was decent probably the only player trying to do something. Don't know who else I missed of any, but that was pathetic. I really cannot get over how pathetic that was. 8 shots to there 20!!!!!!!!!! (Sorry admins for the !, I'm just in total disbelief right now).
 
Disgusting Onana didnt have much chance with two goals as much as the usual haters wanna blame him. Dalot has been chocking last few games and back to his usual have said it many times he is not good enough honestly why didnt Ten Hag atleast swap the full backs to see if it helped but of course not proactive enough. Casemiro is just plodding around not a care in the world surely Eriksen would have been better coming on to get some control of the ball didnt see the point in Mount for Mainoo as we lost all control of the game Garnacho was bad but id have kept him on and brought rashford off for Amad and switched Garnacho to left Rsdhford offers absolutely nothing atleast Garnacho was involved in first goal. Bruno the only semi decent performance the rest was gash the long balls from Maguire to nobody very 30 seconds where infuriating. Also Hojlund was absolutely terrible he doesnt get a free pass kept losing the ball and being bullied even by smaller players all game. Dreadful team dreadful decisions from the manager who refuses to change it but sacking the manager ont change jack shit as we ill be back here in 18 months if players like Dalot Maguire rashford lindelof mctominay are starting 20-30 matches a season.
 
Please god just give us some no name Spanish attacking coach who can start over next season with no European football, we have to find the joy again
 
We survived another tough away game against a tricky opponent...
We allowed only 20 shots on goal.
We haven't conceded a goal in stoppage time

This team is making progress!
 
This team sucks the joy out of football. Bruno aside they were poor all over the park. I’d fine anyone a weeks wages for useless bloody flicks when we’re under pressure and giving the ball away. The last attack was an absolute joke. Not one footballing brain between them.
 
Solanke speaks really well - comes across as a decent person
 
Terrible. Bruno almost single-handedly carried our entire attacking threat and looked pissed off at that ridiculous passage of play near the end where we had the chance to launch it into the box but kept playing it sideways and back. Dalot had one of his bad games, Garnacho , Casemiro and Hojlund were very poor too.

Awful football. He can have no complaints if he gets sacked.
 
I see from the match stats we allowed yet another 20 shots at goal :lol:

Can‘t wait for Coventry to get their 20 next week.
 
Didn't watch it and im glad I did, spend nearly 2 hours a week on that miserable bunch.
 
Brighton , Luton, Forest, Fulham, Brentford, Bournemouth all seem to have better coached teams than us with a fraction of our resources.
 
What does Hojlund actually do?

He cost 72m pounds.
When you put it like that it sinks in. 50m here, 80m there, 100m+ for top quality. It's Monopoly anyway.

Hundreds of millions of POUNDS on the pitch, producing nothing of any value.
 
Redknapp with the inevitable inquest into our penalty not in the least bit surprising
 
People say Bruno is an issue. He's literally our best player.

Rashford though needs binning.

Mainoo needs to quicken his passing.

Casemiro needs binning. Dalot very low IQ.

Hojlund is ghastly. 72m for what?

I utterly hate this team and manager.
 
At the end, we couldn’t even conjure up a proper attack because we kept passing it sideways. Ten Hag has had his time - and I‘m not having the excuse anymore that he‘s had tons of injuries - and should rightly be replaced in the summer. This dross won’t change with him, I‘m afraid.
 
Slightly better 2nd half but overall not enough workrate when we dont have the ball, far too easy to create a shooting chance against us. Rashford and Garnacho again in particular, Mainoo and Casemiro also struggled to help protect the backline
 
Manager will be thrilled with this result. Some of the players will too. they'll just be glad to see the back of Bournemouth and get back to their PlayStations.
 
Bournemouth can be tricky away but we haven't been able to beat them this season and we were lucky to not lose to them twice. I am sick and tired of wanting the season to end because watching United is so bad.
 
I can’t recall their keeper having to make any saves (other than the pen, which he didn’t stop).
Bournemouth will be totally gutted, only getting 1 point out of this match.

6 games left, out of which I reckon we can only win 3 maximum.
We already knew a CL place has long gone.
Apart from the remote mathematical possibility, today’s result all but confirms it.
Now the Europa league could be in doubt.
The bigger mystery, is how are we this high up the league table?
 
I can’t recall their keeper having to make any saves (other than the pen, which he didn’t stop).
Bournemouth will be totally gutted, only getting 1 point out of this match.

6 games left, out of which I reckon we can only win 3 maximum.
We already knew a CL place has long gone.
Apart from the remote mathematical possibility, today’s result all but confirms it.
Now the Europa league could be in doubt.
The bigger mystery, is how are we this high up the league table?
Can confirm Neto didn't make a single save
 
Haven’t seen a team as lucky as us ever, all season we have ridden our luck and generally got away with it. We should be in the relegation fight.
 

Player Ratings

4.7 Total Average Rating

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Compiled from 168 ratings.

Score Predictions

93,29,21
  • Man Utd win
  • Bournemouth win
  • Draw

Detailed Results

  • 34% Bournemouth 1:2 Man Utd
  • 11% Bournemouth 0:2 Man Utd
  • 10% Bournemouth 1:3 Man Utd
  • 10% Bournemouth 2:1 Man Utd
  • 8% Bournemouth 2:2 Man Utd
  • 5% Bournemouth 1:1 Man Utd
  • 3% Bournemouth 2:3 Man Utd
  • 3% Bournemouth 2:0 Man Utd
  • 2% Bournemouth 0:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 0:1 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 2:4 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 3:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 0:3 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 3:1 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 0:4 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 3:2 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 1:0 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 6:3 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 0:5 Man Utd
  • 1% Bournemouth 4:0 Man Utd
Compiled from 143 predictions.
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Match Stats

  1. Bournemouth
  2. Man Utd
Possession
43% 57%
Shots
20 8
Shots on Target
5 2
Corners
7 2
Fouls
13 14

Referee

Tony Harrington