Pogba Hair Update

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MyOnlySolskjaer said:
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Sticking it to the haters
 
Has he ever played well in his first game after a new haircut?

FWIW I actually prefer his white hair, it's easier to spot him on the pitch.
 
Adam-Utd said:
I can't wait for BT to ask Rio about his haircuts
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Rio really did hit nail right on the head(no pun intended). My annoyance for Pogba's off field antics range from mild to rage depending on our last result. How is this great marketing? I've even unfollowed him on twitter because I already can't stand him. It's another thing if he starts hitting the back of the net every few games, then I'll go out of my way and share all his videos, haircuts etc. But as of right now, I feel nothing for him.
 
Pretty much the same as when he first joined but without the shaved pattern in it. Running out of ideas.
 
Grunge said:
At the end there's an appropriate Brylcreem moment ... "A little Dab 'll do ya" ;)

If you're too young to remember Brylcreem ... never mind :boring:
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Brylcreem was the best hair product I've ever used never see it much nowadays.
 
RedCurry said:
Rio really did hit nail right on the head(no pun intended). My annoyance for Pogba's off field antics range from mild to rage depending on our last result. How is this great marketing? I've even unfollowed him on twitter because I already can't stand him. It's another thing if he starts hitting the back of the net every few games, then I'll go out of my way and share all his videos, haircuts etc. But as of right now, I feel nothing for him.
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I'd expect Rio not to be such a bellend. The hairstyle and the dance with Lingard in the dressing room impacts Pogba when he gets on the pitch how? At risk of sounding like an arsehole but it screams middle age bloke down the pub.
 
When was the last time he had a normal haircut? The bleach blonde looks crap, by the way.
 
I don't care what he does with his hair per se. But things did feel a bit over the top when he had a coordinated ridiculous haircut and pitch side marketing campaign against the scousers. There must come a point when he's spending too much time getting dragged into all this to be really focused.
 
I don't care what he does with his hair per se. But things did feel a bit over the top when he had a coordinated ridiculous haircut and pitch side marketing campaign against the scousers. There must come a point when he's spending too much time getting dragged into all this to be really focused.
 
Sir A1ex said:
I don't care what he does with his hair per se. But things did feel a bit over the top when he had a coordinated ridiculous haircut and pitch side marketing campaign against the scousers. There must come a point when he's spending too much time getting dragged into all this to be really focused.
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I have never really understood this. I'd imagine as soon as the game starts, his branding is the last thing on his mind, he won't even have time to think about it. When I play I'm usually 100% sucked into the game of football for the 90 mins.
 
Great. Every time he changes his hair I feel like he has a bad game. Why do i even have this guy in my fantasy team :(
 
Baxter said:
I'd expect Rio not to be such a bellend. The hairstyle and the dance with Lingard in the dressing room impacts Pogba when he gets on the pitch how? At risk of sounding like an arsehole but it screams middle age bloke down the pub.
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It's quite the opposite actually. Watch the video I suggest. He's not having a go at Pogba at all. He's talking like decorated ex-player. He says that Pogba and Lingard should keep their dance videos for when we win big trophies and he'd be the first one to support it. Rio is as active on social media as anyone, so let's not paint him to be some old fart. Doing it at the point when we are 5-6th in the premier league table only invites criticism to the players. He's spot on. Rashford could play dogshit in a game and there will never any criticism, it was the same with Januzaj for a very long time.

I don't think people actually understand but these hairstyles, dance videos etc. are just a way to get publicity, something they are pressurized for by their sponsors.
 
He had his best games with the short and simple boring black coloured cut. Will have a shocker today for sure
 
One of my favourite players ever, but Rio is such a fecking hypocrite. Ugh.
 
JB08 said:
I have never really understood this. I'd imagine as soon as the game starts, his branding is the last thing on his mind, he won't even have time to think about it. When I play I'm usually 100% sucked into the game of football for the 90 mins.
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That's what I mean - there were animated pictures of him with his name flashing all round the sidelines. That's not normal.
 
Pogba Hair #8
Sorry for my lack of post consistency.

Here Pogba can be seen with a Short Clipper Taper, although an ordinary haircut you can see that he has dyed his hair to a darker shade of brown. As usual, the sides are tapered very short allowing him to showcase a distinguished pattern on the sides.

 
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Pogba Hair #9
And most recently for the new kit photoshoot.

Today he has gone for the Ultra short crop, with the right side completely shaven except for the bleached patterns. As you can see he has kept length on the left side of his head for a smooth contrasting fade.



Please note I will not keep posting his individual trims for the same hairstyle as I cannot keep up to date with this, however, if he has a notably different style I will post.
 
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Was a lot harder to spot him with the darker hairstyle compared to the blond, guess Costa didn't see him either running from 40 yards away to tackle him :lol::lol:
 
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