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Get hyped.
exactly. Makes zero sense to do business with Inter. I bet Patarici is laughing his ass off instead.
I'm not excited about Dybala coming to United. I hope to be proven wrong. However, the team needs major investment in midfield and defence. This move feels like a big 'wow' moment to try and distract the fans from the improvements that haven't been made.
Look we’re getting Dybala for fecking a donkey. Look maybe it’s a bit of an exaggeration to call Lukaku a donkey but he clearly doesn’t fit our plans and he must clearly fit Juve’s.
We were happy with replacing Lukaku with Ben Yedder ffs.
Let’s just hope the deal goes through and hope for the best.
I'm not excited about Dybala coming to United. I hope to be proven wrong. However, the team needs major investment in midfield and defence. This move feels like a big 'wow' moment to try and distract the fans from the improvements that haven't been made.
Get hyped.
And the fact that we are swapping a player who does not fit Ole's way of playing to a striker who does, who can play inside forward from the right cutting in on his left foot, can play as a 10 and a false 9, adds total balance to the right which we have been missing for a few years, goals, assists, tricks, pace, final ball.
Not sure how people are anything other than excited by the thought of this.
The proposed Dybala transfer has some haunting echoes of the Sanchez one.
Arguably, a world class talent but not one that would obviously plug a hole in our dysfunctional team. We are after him because he is available and NOT because he was on our list of targets for our rebuild.......that worries me.
More worrying than the Sanchez transfer, we are losing our main striker (donkey that he is) as part of the swap yet Dybala doesn't really play as the head of the forward line so it means Lukaku isn't really being replaced. Are we really relying on the hope that Martial and/or Rashford will get the goals for us ?
There are some players who, when they become available, you sign them.
Foreign big name badAnd the fact that we are swapping a player who does not fit Ole's way of playing to a striker who does, who can play inside forward from the right cutting in on his left foot, can play as a 10 and a false 9, adds total balance to the right which we have been missing for a few years, goals, assists, tricks, pace, final ball.
Not sure how people are anything other than excited by the thought of this.
Foreign big name bad
But we will address the defence, Simon Stone has said that a CB will be bought whether that's Maguire or someone else. And we've tried in midfield but Newcastle are being completely unrealistic with their valuation of Longstaff.I'm not excited about Dybala coming to United. I hope to be proven wrong. However, the team needs major investment in midfield and defence. This move feels like a big 'wow' moment to try and distract the fans from the improvements that haven't been made.
His technique is totally max orgasms everywhere.
Why do these fecking videos have to do like a 45 second intro of the player celebrating/walking around, though.
Like Sanchez?
And the fact that we are swapping a player who does not fit Ole's way of playing to a striker who does, who can play inside forward from the right cutting in on his left foot, can play as a 10 and a false 9, adds total balance to the right which we have been missing for a few years, goals, assists, tricks, pace, final ball.
Not sure how people are anything other than excited by the thought of this.
Like Sanchez?
Or Cantona...
Or Cantona...
It gives you time to find the lube, unzip and find an action stance.His technique is totally max orgasms everywhere.
Why do these fecking videos have to do like a 45 second intro of the player celebrating/walking around, though.
Its because hes Argentinian and apparently none of them have ever been good in Manchester plus he's played with Di Maria so he will want to leave in 6 months.
If he wants to come i'm all for signing him. If he doesn't want to be here he just won't sign for us obviously.
If Dybala has half the impact of Cantona we should pay him anything he wants. I'm sceptical. I hope to be proven wrong.
To me this feel like Ed getting giddy with excitement like he did back in 2014 when he went and signed Di Maria and Falco and goes in line with his classic 'Adult Disneyland' anecdote
I hoped he'd learnt but alas not. Like you I hope obviously I'm proven dead wrong
So just because one signing, who everyone thought was a superb bit of business at the time, does not work out, you give up signing quality players in case it happens again haha behave
Anyone said this reminds them of Di Maria yet?
Miserable gits are starting early. Why can't you let us muppets run wild and moan a hit later?
No but I do disagree with the line 'There are some players who, when they become available, you sign them' because no you dont just sign them because they become available because that's how you end up with another Sanchez
Exactly, it's like saying let's not buy bissaka because Jones and Smalling didn't work out. (them all being young English defenders when united signed them)Or RVP.
Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't. If we don't try it never works.
On the face of it. I was very much against Di Maria, Sanchez and Schweinsteiger for these reasons. However, Dybala is better than them and i don't think he'd flop. I actually think he'd embrace it here, he'd get an amazing reception from supporters and he'd be three golden boy.
No but I do disagree with the line 'There are some players who, when they become available, you sign them' because no you dont just sign them because they become available because that's how you end up with another Sanchez
I would feel confident of Dybala performing anywhere else but United. These signings just dont work out for us.
Like Sanchez?