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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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I'm sure Jose will be asked about this after the game
 
MEGA thread, Paul pogba transfer Classic muppetry, but this time, this time, it looks like a different ending, we are going to smash the world record,and sign the worlds most talented midfielder!! Woohhh
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The best part of this thread today:

People watching a flight that didn't have pogba on it fly close to turin, some people start to panic about "pogba landing in turin is bad news" only to fly over and people realising they were only tracking a random flight. Then mods remove all the pages because of the muppet fail, only to then wait a few more hours before Di Marzio announces it's all done.

This thread is now one of the all time greats! :lol::lol::lol::wenger::wenger::lol:
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My favourite post was one that said the plane is losing altitude so it's either landing in Rome or crashing in Rome.
 
Think there's a remote possibility he's announced today soon after the game? Or is it going to be one of the next days?
It would make sense to announce it today, if United/Pogba/Adidas are interested in as much attention as possible when it's announced.

I think there is a good chance of it being sometime soon after the game. I mean they've built up so much haven't they that now would be the most appropriate time to do so.
 
Muppets are now convinced that he will sign on Monday - is this another one of those, "48 hours to go" predictions?
Has any reliable source clearly stated that he is signing on Monday?

This is the latest reliable info regarding the move:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37001958

It states that we are on the verge of signing, but there are no time tables.
Jose himself stated that he wants the deal to be completed by end of next week (14/08/2016).

Where is the "Monday" prediction coming from?
 
So who is the real winner here! United, Juventus, Pogba, Raiola or Adidas? That's the beauty of this deal. Everyone gets what they want. Except Real Madrid ofcourse :D
 
I'd laugh if this dragged on so long we signed another centre back in the meantime, who then took number 6.
 
So who is the real winner here! United, Juventus, Pogba, Raiola or Adidas? That's the beauty of this deal. Everyone gets what they want. Except Real Madrid ofcourse :D
No no Real get Sissoko. Didn't you see the Euro final? He is miles better than Pogba.
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So who is the real winner here! United, Juventus, Pogba, Raiola or Adidas? That's the beauty of this deal. Everyone gets what they want. Except Real Madrid ofcourse :D

We are. Sure, Juventus gets a load of money but there is a limited amount of world class players while we have an infinitive amount of money.
 
A win later and coupled with Jose saying Pogs going to Manchester for medical will be one of the greatest United nights in my life along with Moscow 2008
 
So who is the real winner here! United, Juventus, Pogba, Raiola or Adidas? That's the beauty of this deal. Everyone gets what they want. Except Real Madrid ofcourse :D

United get the best deal, since we get the player at the centre of all this. However all sides come out of it very well i'd say.
 
If I was a Juve fan, I'd be thinking long and hard about where my club really stands in the food chain of European powerhouses. Losing your talisman to a club in their worst period in 30+ years, a club that he formerly played for, despite winning your own league five times in a row and basically a guaranteed UCL spot ever year. Juve is a rich club too, let's make that clear. Not United rich, but they just poached the best players of the second and third best teams in the Calcio. When it comes to history, they're arguably just behind Real and Barca. They've produced BDO winners and World Cup stars. Yet all of it somehow wasn't enough to keep Pogba.
 
Wonder how he got to Europe at all if he wasn't flying commercial, which is not very likely (no pics etc). Didn't you crazy skyscanners have all private jets from NYC covered?
 
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More! :lol:
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Go on united, give us a nice end of the weekend perk up present. You know you want to.
 
Then he fails his medical...

Seriously though, fingers crossed he lives up to his potential and continues to grow as a player. I'm not even bothered about the fee and that he went for nothing, we need that kind of player.
 
Transfers aren't announced on Sunday's, as well as the fact that the NYSE is currently closed, so we can't announce anything.

Probably be announced within 48 hours. sarcasm.
We don't need to announce anything to the NYSE. That's some weird myth made by our muppets.
 
If I was a Juve fan, I'd be thinking long and hard about where my club really stands in the food chain of European powerhouses. Losing your talisman to a club in their worst period in 30+ years, a club that he formerly played for, despite winning your own league five times in a row and basically a guaranteed UCL spot ever year. Juve is a rich club too, let's make that clear. Not United rich, but they just poached the best players of the second and third best teams in the Calcio. When it comes to history, they're arguably just behind Real and Barca. They've produced BDO winners and World Cup stars. Yet all of it somehow wasn't enough to keep Pogba.

The thing about Juve is they have underperformed in Europe even in their richest period in the mid to late 90s they only won one Champions League trophy and before that they only won the European Cup once after being gifted a penalty by a referee who was in charge of a game that should never have taken place. In terms of European stature I would say AC Milan are actually ahead of them with seven European Cups to their two. We are one of the top two or three richest clubs in the world. This shouldn't be that much of a surprise.
 
Transfers aren't announced on Sundays, as well as the fact that the NYSE is currently closed, so we can't announce anything.

Probably be announced within 48 hours. sarcasm.
We don't have to announce it on the NYSE straight away, its only for monthly or quarterly reports we declare to the NYSE.