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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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I'm sorry but I don't care how much the media seems to say it's done. There's a reason it hasn't been made official yet and I think the longer it takes the more likely it is the deal has collapsed.
The media?

Jose basically confirmed we already have 4 signings and that we are getting a "very good midfielder" and that the deadline is the 1rst game of the EPL season meaning 14th of August.

Taking into account that we have been linked to literally 0 midfielders other than Pogba and that many people linked with the club including a couple of players have recently liked him on instagram, it's dumbfounding how some are STILL questioning this.
 
You kinda get the feeling that people are just wumming for the fun of it when they say they can't see it being done, or it's going to collapse.
It's about as obvious as it comes, Jose pretty much confirmed it today yet some people STILL believe it's not going to happen? Crazy stuff
 
You kinda get the feeling that people are just wumming for the fun of it when they say they can't see it being done, or it's going to collapse.
It's about as obvious as it comes, Jose pretty much confirmed it today yet some people STILL believe it's not going to happen? Crazy stuff

It's the mad world of the anti-muppet
 
It's absolutely mind boggling. I honestly don't get how anyone could be even slightly nervy about it.

Nope. This is the muppet equivalent to the final stage of TdF.. Just toasting the victory all the way to Paris :drool:
 
- Our manager drops huge hints that Pogba is done and will be announced in the coming days.

- Caf: "Until it's announced, there's nothing to get excited about."

- Juventus player, Paul Pogba, posts a picture of himself on Instagram giving a Juventus shirt to Drake.

- Caf: "It's not happening, I fecking knew it, he's a prick. Lingard's better at dabbing anyway."

:nervous::lol:
 
Not have a photo holding a football shirt? Or, at least, not then post it on public social media?

Can you imagine ing, this time last summer, Dave posted a picture of himself holding a new United top? What would we have been saying?

Very good point. Won't go down well here but I agree.
 
The muppet in me just dreamed up a midfield of Verrati - Pogba - Naingolan.
This thread is contagious. Help.
 
It's the mad world of the anti-muppet

I think and hope he will sign.

But surely any muppet can see that something doesn't add up.

1st it was the zlatan game then rooney that delayed announcement. Then paperwork and the holiday...

We are told the deal is done yet overlook the fact the guy from BBC said it wasn't.

Still nothing official and his holiday ends tomorrow.

All I would say is be prepared if there's a twist.
 
This is not a dig, just what I find a funny observation: Do you remember post #3 in this thread? Love how it all turned out like this though:devil:

I never thought it was going to happen at that time to be fair :lol: seemed like pure fantasy.

By early June it was looking pretty bloody obvious though in my opinion.
 
- Our manager drops huge hints that Pogba is done and will be announced in the coming days.

- Caf: "Until it's announced, there's nothing to get excited about."

- Juventus player, Paul Pogba, posts a picture of himself on Instagram giving a Juventus shirt to Drake.

- Caf: "It's not happening, I fecking knew it, he's a prick. Lingard's better at dabbing anyway."

:nervous::lol:

Lingaard IS the better dabber!

You never know. Jose might be unveiling fecking Matuidi for all we know:nervous:
 
I think and hope he will sign.

But surely any muppet can see that something doesn't add up.

1st it was the zlatan game then rooney that delayed announcement. Then paperwork and the holiday...

We are told the deal is done yet overlook the fact the guy from BBC said it wasn't.

Still nothing official and his holiday ends tomorrow.

All I would say is be prepared if there's a twist.

I'm not even remotely prepared because you'd have to be off your rocker to not see that it's simply a matter of time.
 
I think and hope he will sign.

But surely any muppet can see that something doesn't add up.

1st it was the zlatan game then rooney that delayed announcement. Then paperwork and the holiday...

We are told the deal is done yet overlook the fact the guy from BBC said it wasn't.

Still nothing official and his holiday ends tomorrow.

All I would say is be prepared if there's a twist.

The only twist is in LvG's ass when he sees us playing
 
I'm so happy, honestly just keep smiling at the thought of him playing for us and us breaking the world record fee.

All those hours spent watching him in the Academy and reserves etc will now have been all worth it :drool:
 
I'm so happy, honestly just keep smiling at the thought of him playing for us and us breaking the world record fee.

All those hours spent watching him in the Academy and reserves etc will now have been all worth it :drool:

:drool: "We got him"
 
No idea why people see Pogba gifting his Juve jersey as a negative. It is not like he is going to need them now. Better gift it to someone that throw away, right?
 
I think and hope he will sign.

But surely any muppet can see that something doesn't add up.

1st it was the zlatan game then rooney that delayed announcement. Then paperwork and the holiday...

We are told the deal is done yet overlook the fact the guy from BBC said it wasn't.

Still nothing official and his holiday ends tomorrow.

All I would say is be prepared if there's a twist.

He's gone to Real... :nervous:

Or maybe a) Agent's fee b) New world transfer record and c) he's on vacation after a busy summer with France going all the way to the Euro finals has something to do with it.
 
Yeah... thats not happening. We'd have known if we were going for Matuidi.
Then again, we might get Pogba and Matuidi

Wouldn't make sense to me. Should be one or the other, as both are box to box players. What we need to prioritise is a holding midfielder. If not this season, then definitely next season.
 
I think and hope he will sign.

But surely any muppet can see that something doesn't add up.

1st it was the zlatan game then rooney that delayed announcement. Then paperwork and the holiday...

We are told the deal is done yet overlook the fact the guy from BBC said it wasn't.

Still nothing official and his holiday ends tomorrow.

All I would say is be prepared if there's a twist.
So the BBC is more reliable that Mourinho himself? Damn, so when United announce a transfer, we shouldn't believe it until the BBC have announced it?
Just listen to Jose's quotes today, it all but confirms that Pogba is on his way, coupled with the fact that a few members of our team are following him on twitter too, it just adds up.
Nothing at all would be made official or announced until he was off his holiday, we rarely announce a fee agreed pending a medical. We usually just announce when signed.
 
Mourinho announcing the signing today felt very anti climatic - the most mourinho esque announcement ever.
 
Isn't Pogba giving him last season's kit anyway?
 
Honestly I have a hard time believing any news story that comes out now. I feel any supposed leak gets less accurate the closer it gets to the transfer being completed.

Reason being is that clubs will start being more tight-lipped when a player is close to signing.

Just try to relax be patient and let it play out now.
 
Mourinho says we're gonna sign a very good midfielder...

We're gonna sign John Obi Mikel aren't we :rolleyes:
 
Jose said we'll get a very good midfielder. That's already good enough for me, whether it's Pogba or not
 
Have to give it to pessimists. They are persistent and wont let go till the last second. Fair play.

Posters who are writing its boring though...