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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?

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Our PR team is gonna go all out on this one. A camera following him around on his first day as the 100m man etc.
It's no wonder why it's taking so long so announce it. These plans have to be put in place.
 
cyberman said:
Our PR team is gonna go all out on this one. A camera following him around on his first day as the 100m man etc.
It's no wonder why it's taking so long so announce it. These plans have to be put in place.
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I hope there is a few sneaky digs at Madrid involved.
 
This has been dragging on for ages, I feel like even when we unveil him there is not much left to get excited about. It was more exciting when we first found out that it could actually happen, now its just a drag. I'm sure though once it is made official that the muppet batteries will be recharged again.
 
So any actual chance that it's him in that chopper? If so I would assume they doing all the photo shoots and interviews so that when he's announced they will release all the content at once.
 
RedStarUnited said:
Its not about it being a lie or not, its about it not amounting to anything either. The poster I quoted was saying he waiting for BBC to report on it, but as Ramos thing showed we still didnt get anywhere.

By the time BBC report something as 'set to sign' United usually has already tweeted about it.
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Not exactly.

The BBC reported the Mourinho set to take over as United manager directly after the FA Cup final, long before it was announced. They also reported that United were set to complete Ibrahimovic deal a few days before it was announced.
 
Giggs86 said:
So any actual chance that it's him in that chopper? If so I would assume they doing all the photo shoots and interviews so that when he's announced they will release all the content at once.
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Would fit in with our digital content manager and MUTV interviewer both following him on twitter this afternoon
 
Have you seen the tweet from Dave Merrell? Apparently Adidas is one of his clients, and he uploaded a Pogba caricature on twitter.
 
So it turns out it's likely this chopper is actually Pogba? Why hasn't is thread exploded yet?
 
cyberman said:
Our PR team is gonna go all out on this one. A camera following him around on his first day as the 100m man etc.
It's no wonder why it's taking so long so announce it. These plans have to be put in place.
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It doesn't take long to put these plans in place.
I could come up with a major marketing plan within 48 hours.
If I had a team with me, I could get it all organised within 1 working day.
 
StanleyCupboard said:
Muppetry aside, why would a chopper land at OT, then fly again to Carrington, then fly back to OT to deposit its payload, then fly off again? Why not just fly right to Carrington? Or if the passengers went via car to OT first, why not just drive to Carrington instead of faffing about with a chopper? Genuinely confused
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Sod off with your fecking logic! Woody knows best
 
Mihai said:
Have you seen the tweet from Dave Merrell? Apparently Adidas is one of his clients, and he uploaded a Pogba caricature on twitter.
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Just found it. Someone said to him "bit premature?" and he replied an hour or so ago "maybe not."

Something is happening!

Edit: here you go

 
Carl said:
View from my desk at work (taken just now, btw):

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Quite envious of that. I have a good workplace and all but to work next to OT is a bit special. But then again, you do that every day and get used to it.
 
StanleyCupboard said:
They got to him man

They got to him
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Can't remember exactly what the tweet said but something about 'the helicopter has returned having flown over #### on it's trip to carrington' Can't remember the place it said it had flown over. But the video as taken from very near the helicopter outside one of the buildings near the car park. Not sure if they're owned by united or not but the poster could have been a united employee.
 
pocco said:
Can't remember exactly what the tweet said but something about 'the helicopter has returned having flown over #### on it's trip to carrington' Can't remember the place it said it had flown over. But the video as taken from very near the helicopter outside one of the buildings near the car park. Not sure if they're owned by united or not but the poster could have been a united employee.
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Yep otherwise they'd have no authority over an outsider filming it with his handphone.
 
pocco said:
Saw a tweet earlier saying that a flight from JFK landed at Manchester Airport 20 mins before the helicopter first appeared. Anyone able to check this? Not sure if it was private or commercial.
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Can't imagine that offboarding, immigration and onboarding the heli would be possible inside 20 minutes
 
pocco said:
Saw a tweet earlier saying that a flight from JFK landed at Manchester Airport 20 mins before the helicopter first appeared. Anyone able to check this? Not sure if it was private or commercial.
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New York (JFK)
Delta Air Lines B763 (N153DL)
Landed 10:18 AM

Carl posted chopper landing at 10:48 AM
 
Mourinhos comments about a signing is not Pogba, it's a right back. It's absurd to think we'll rely on Valencia all season.
 
SATA said:
Just to put it on here, i once saw Booker T (the WWE wrestler) at Manchester airport in the immigration scanning area and nobody gave a care about him, or perhaps none knew who he was. He was alone with no security around him whatsoever so i thought of asking to take a picture of him, but he was kind of sulking throughout the time we were there so i didn't dare to
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He'd probably have called you a sucka.
 
WR10 said:
Mourinhos comments about a signing is not Pogba, it's a right back. It's absurd to think we'll rely on Valencia all season.
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He said one more player. Do you think that's we're not signing Pogba?
 

No smoke without fire. Here's your fire.

Chopper stopped by the Megastore at OT to get this scarf and dropped it off at Carrington for this photo to be taken.
 
WR10 said:
Mourinhos comments about a signing is not Pogba, it's a right back. It's absurd to think we'll rely on Valencia all season.
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Why do some people make posts like this in here as if it's fact and Jose has personally told you this?
 
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