That's the spirit!
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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That's the spirit!
Its gone all quiet, is that the calm before the storm or what?
I was just about to post this. Just end this saga!
What.
He can physically sign the papers in New York aswell. We can send a delegation of lawyers with the paperwork, accompanied by a club doctor for the medical. He doesnt need to be at OT or london to finalise a deal. As I said deals were actually done at the euros aswell without recuiring players to travel back and forth.
Came back to 18 transfer tweets, only 1 of them about United and none of them about Pogba 
This transfer has probably given me the worst blue balls of my life. Going to have to go all out when he signs!
Thinking of printing a picture of him out, then cooking up a nice steak for two (candlelit of course) and showing him what it feels like to be a muppets wet dream
Thinking of printing a picture of him out, then cooking up a nice steak for two (candlelit of course) and showing him what it feels like to be a muppets wet dream
Came back to 18 transfer tweets, only 1 of them about United and none of them about Pogba
when I saw 18 Tweets I thought we'd signed him. But then I thought - the site hasn't crashed so we probably haven'tDelay has to be for marketing reasons. That adidas ad all but confirms it, if he didn't sign now it would the biggest two fingers from our own shirt sponsor. I reckon this delay is all about marketing. Create real cut-through during the week of the new look PL launch, steal the thunder of City or others who make new signings, it's all about branding this. I'm convinced of it.
Will eshanul appear out of nowhere to post Kaveh Solehkols tweet about Bournemouth and Madrid to spin some negativity, I'm waiting
"Madrid must have saved up all the transfer money for Pogba."
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
We still haven't signed him, son
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
You must suffer and cry for a longer time
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
And I'm telling you now
We still haven't signed him, son
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
You must suffer and cry for a longer time
We still haven't signed him yet, baby
And I'm telling you now
I just saw the explosion in tweets and thought "ah, we must have signed Pogba at last" - but no....
I'm not saying that you're wrong, but this is literally every hardcore transfer muppet's argument every time. And when the transfer doesn't happen, they always project their anger towards the club/manager/Woodward for failing at their job, even though there was no concrete evidence for us going after said player. If you want to believe something hard enough, eventually it becomes a reality. Like this:
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Anyways, if this isn't concluded before the deadline, then we there's a good chance we're looking at 50k posts
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Tres meta.
There was just that small glimmer of hope, that may be we were half way through the chain of: random ITK's & Tabloids > Di Marzio > Guardian > Times > BBC > Utd confirmation.
All gone now of course.
Not sure if it's going to happen or not. This has been dragging a lot.
You think Guardian and Times are more reliable than Di Marzio?There was just that small glimmer of hope, that may be we were half way through the chain of: random ITK's & Tabloids > Di Marzio > Guardian > Times > BBC > Utd confirmation.
All gone now of course.
Nope, the '>' was more signifying the next step in the chain not 'greater than'
I wish someone would put us out of our misery one way or other now, its like when you get the silent treatment of your missus.
Medical isnt that simple. There needs to be scan? Treadmill with pulses? Etc? Im not sure, but it must have been more than a simple gp checking your weight.
Plus that is so childish, if a deal has been made surely an adult and a giant club can afford to honor that and do it properly?
If you're wondering why, the Pog that you long for eludes you, and muppets are rude and crude to you.
If you're wondering why
When all we want is a decent midfielder
We have tried for so long, it's all gone wrong
The Sun Dream Team already have Pogba as an option.
And everyone in this thread is breaking into song...
I dreamt we signed Pog last night
And I checked on the Caf twice
All the 'tards were talking
Of his new hairstyle
Buuuut 'Pogba's finally back wearing red'
Was something that they never said'
'He's a tease'
'He's the bee's knees'
'I'm gonna cry'
we aint signed him blud,
whys that blud?
howcome fam?
is he comin or aint he blud?
its not on fam, its not blud,
we need to get him right now blud,
right now fam,
right now blud,
nata mean blud?
whys that blud?
howcome fam?
is he comin or aint he blud?
its not on fam, its not blud,
we need to get him right now blud,
right now fam,
right now blud,
nata mean blud?
True, but why would we do that? If all parties have agreed, then what is the point in flying people all the way to New York just to do the paperwork and medical a few days earlier than we would do it at OT? That wouldn't mean he starts training any sooner. All that it does is satisfy the muppets.
Are people freaking out that he's flown to NYC where Zidane and Co currently are..?
No? Why would anyone, you often have to fly to New York to fly back to Europe (not sure if this has changed in recent years).
But who cares. Pogba can choose any team he likes.
People can change their minds. People can be led astray. I know I'd rather have it all official.
You just know that Pogba will take a selfie with Zidane and Varane then post it later this evening
What, when did this happen
Last night, keep up.
Yup but if it did not happen, if he did choose another club or to stay at Juventus, he's a human being and he can choose whatever he feels he wants to do. It's his time and his development as a player he chooses what he feels is best for him.
What, when did this happen
I'm sure they are playing a friendly in NYC
Have you signed him yet?
With apologies to ApologetiX
No food, no sleep, no good time 'till PP signs the dotted line
We hold our breath so we don't get trolled by Real Rodríguez
You can stand around and scorn and scoff at our Hari-Kiri Muppets
But you can't blame anybody; jus' go ask Jimmy Buffet