Thats a big assumption though.
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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Every time I look in this thread I die a little more inside.
Didn't lots on here assume that Sneijder was a done deal?
Until it's announced, he isn't coming as far as I am concerned.
Until it's announced, he isn't coming as far as I am concerned.
Arsenal did it with Xhaka too, and I've got an awful feeling that we might do it with Pogba.
This i going to pass 1000 pages isn't it? He's on holiday until the 8th August right? Doubt we'll see anything confirmed before that.
We think every big transfer saga is a done deal, that's why we end up with these absurd amount of posts. 
Do it like the Pats, with O Fortuna, but instead of cutting to Crazy Train, it goes to This Is The One.
I have no idea what any of this means.
08/08/2016 is my birthday. If that's PogDay, you're all welcome.
He just can't be. He's already been living it up in Miami since the end of the Euros, before heading all the way over to LA then to Vegas. Now he's going to spend over a week in NYC?
I'm all for him having a nice extended holiday, but this is turning into a gap-year!
I'll turn 30 on the 20th. If that's Pogday, I won't give a feck in all likelihood because I'll be nursing the grandmother of all hangovers from the previous night.
Ed Woodward sits in his office, lazily refreshing www.hasthecafgotto1000pagesofpogbayet.com waiting for his moment.
If any team can mess this transfer up it's us.
If any set of fans can shit themselves anymore, it's us.
That too.
Going with the flow - my birthday is on 30/08, so it will probably be the day
Fans that spam the official Man Utd account with ''Anounce player X'' deserve to be shot with balls of their own shite. They are the epitomy of the modern day highlight reel, Soccer AM, 'Skillz', 'Ramsey scored 3 goals more than Pogab in 2015 lol meme' type of fan. Horrendous bunch.
Has anyone tried going on his twitter and telling him to 'announce yourself'?
That's the spirit...
This Saga reminds me of the Megadrive when a game loaded up with "Sega" everytime I open the thread.
It feels like it's been going on since the 1990s.
It feels like it's been going on since the 1990s.
I should imagine he's been told in no uncertain terms not to do so under any circumstances.
I meant studying
I'm sure you were young man... I'm sure you were...
I wasn't being serious! People telling Sir Bobby on Twitter to 'announce Pogba' just cracks me up.
Pogzah closing in..
Think about it this way. Every second that passes, we're a second closer to learning the truth. Pogba is staying at Juventus.
So when are we signing Emanuel Pogatetz then?
I'd wager that an enormous proportion of the "announce Pogba" tweets are part of a running joke. It's become a total piss take, to where any photo tweet is also met with "that's not Pogba". It's quite funny, and harming no one, as nobody in their right mind sits and goes through the thousands of replies anyway.
Will eshanul appear out of nowhere to post Kaveh Solehkols tweet about Bournemouth and Madrid to spin some negativity, I'm waiting 
wow this thread is getting hilarious.
Ok lads, hear me out.
Pogba WILL be a Utd player very soon, I'm sure of it. There's way too much noise around this for it not to happen. The adidas ad, senior players talking about him, Pogba himself not denying it and several journalists reporting it.
Just be patient and get on with ur lives. This is consuming everyone here, can't be good for you. If you just ignore it and get on with your shit, one day very soon you will all get a very nice surprise when you least expect it and your sky sports app will buzz and it will say in big, black, bold letters highlighted in yellow
"POGBA SIGNS FOR UTD IN A WORLD RECORD TRANSFER"
Then we can all rejoice and make up a song for him.
Ok lads, hear me out.
Pogba WILL be a Utd player very soon, I'm sure of it. There's way too much noise around this for it not to happen. The adidas ad, senior players talking about him, Pogba himself not denying it and several journalists reporting it.
Just be patient and get on with ur lives. This is consuming everyone here, can't be good for you. If you just ignore it and get on with your shit, one day very soon you will all get a very nice surprise when you least expect it and your sky sports app will buzz and it will say in big, black, bold letters highlighted in yellow
"POGBA SIGNS FOR UTD IN A WORLD RECORD TRANSFER"
Then we can all rejoice and make up a song for him.
Union Berlin will never sell their star Pogatetz.
Yeah, and how does that help us get to 1,000 pages, smart-arse?
Anything you want mate.
105 pages on Pogba's strengths and weaknesses if your interested.
His hairstyle in 2 years time?
Indeed. In my opinion, Pogba's actual transfer is just a footnote on the true achievement: 1000 pages on redcafe.
Pft. 23 new tweets and not one of them about Pogba. Colour me disappointed.