Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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This thread averages more than 470 posts per day. I wonder what the average is on days when something actually is "happening":lol:
 
What does it even matter that he is still on holiday ? Transfer deals were actually being closed at the euros then surely they can be closed when a player is on holiday.

Just have his medical in New York, sign the fecking contract and make a short announcment to put United and Juve fans out of their misery, have the big Pogbatime unveiling later.

If it is done, there is no valid reason why it keeps dragging. If it drags on beyond this week then it is fair to say it is defiantly not done yet.
 
I know were all being impatient - but look at City- as soon as they announced Pep, Sane and Stones were being touted and although Sane is going to be complete today both those deals (if stones goes through) will have took half a year nearly to sort out and those are not world record deals with all the snags to sort out- Bale to Madrid was the same.

Be patient.
 
I know were all being impatient - but look at City- as soon as they announced Pep, Sane and Stones were being touted and although Sane is going to be complete today both those deals (if stones goes through) will have took half a year nearly to sort out and those are not world record deals with all the snags to sort out- Bale to Madrid was the same.

Be patient.
But the other deals don't have this much drama. The player, his agent, his sponsors, our sponsors, random chefs, barbers, our photographer, our own players have all been involved to some capacity. Only the fans seem to have no idea what's going on.
 
What does it even matter that he is still on holiday ? Transfer deals were actually being closed at the euros then surely they can be closed when a player is on holiday.

Just have his medical in New York, sign the fecking contract and make a short announcment to put United and Juve fans out of their misery, have the big Pogbatime unveiling later.

If it is done, there is no valid reason why it keeps dragging. If it drags on beyond this week then it is fair to say it is defiantly not done yet.

er... unless they forge his signature??? He should be at least physically signs the paper??

Er... there should be lawyers witness etc...?
 
Is he the first muslim to play for Utd?
They have put a picture of Fallaini there as well. Not sure, whether he is a muslim or not. I remember a long time back, there was a player from Middle East who was at trial at united and claimed to be the first muslim who actually played for united. Cant remember his name
 
What does it even matter that he is still on holiday ? Transfer deals were actually being closed at the euros then surely they can be closed when a player is on holiday.

Just have his medical in New York, sign the fecking contract and make a short announcment to put United and Juve fans out of their misery, have the big Pogbatime unveiling later.

If it is done, there is no valid reason why it keeps dragging. If it drags on beyond this week then it is fair to say it is defiantly not done yet.
If it isn't done by the weekend he will need to be in training with Juventus on Monday so we will see for sure if it is done done because there is no way they would make him go back if it was.
 
They have put a picture of Fallaini there as well. Not sure, whether he is a muslim or not. I remember a long time back, there was a player from Middle East who was at trial at united and claimed to be the first muslim who actually played for united. Cant remember his name
Omar Abdelrahman? I think he was sent on to Antwerp as well, and I also think he also went to City pretty soon after the Abu Dhabi crew took over.
 
But the other deals don't have this much drama. The player, his agent, his sponsors, our sponsors, random chefs, barbers, our photographer, our own players have all been involved to some capacity. Only the fans seem to have no idea what's going on.
I have an irrational hatred of the Euros now
 
So when is the Pogba day now? End of his annual holiday on 06.08. so maybe official unveiling on 08.08.? :drool:
 
Omar Abdelrahman? I think he was sent on to Antwerp as well, and I also think he also went to City pretty soon after the Abu Dhabi crew took over.
Na. This was something in 2003 or something. He was from KSA, i think.
But Thanks for reminding me about Omer... He was good, just not good enough for EPL
 
Muppet Log # 35439

Still no signs of the new system pogbaris, we have been floating around in the muppet system for a few light years trying to find where no fleet has gone before.

This might be the last transmission as we're running on muppet food, expecting Romuladrid ambush imminent.

PS: Tell my wife I love hear.

Muppet out
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But the other deals don't have this much drama. The player, his agent, his sponsors, our sponsors, random chefs, barbers, our photographer, our own players have all been involved to some capacity. Only the fans seem to have no idea what's going on.

It's only drama because us sad cases are living and dying by every wiff of ass over the saga we get. I'm as bad as anyone, if i'm being honest i have not been able to function properly since it hit peak muppet mode last week- i want it done so i can get back to my normal day to day life, it will give me assurances that we will be challenging for the league and be in the champs league next year. I'm the worst football fan in the world, i hate surprises.
 
I suppose in an ideal world, the club would want to officially announce him on the same day he's presented to the media (PSG did this with Cavani) and achieve maximum media hype. However this would depend on Juventus; they have their own fans to think about and would benefit from getting the announcement over and done with ASAP, rather than respecting United's wishes.

Most of their fans must be getting pretty pissed off that the inevitable is being delayed and some are even using the time to convince themselves that the deal might not be happening after all. This brooding isn't good for them, they need to be put out of their misery.
 
Muppet Log # 35439

Still no signs of the new system pogbaris, we have been floating around in the muppet system for a few light years trying to find where no fleet has gone before.

This might be the last transmission as we're running on muppet food, expecting Romuladrid ambush imminent.

PS: Tell my wife I love hear.

Muppet out
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But the other deals don't have this much drama. The player, his agent, his sponsors, our sponsors, random chefs, barbers, our photographer, our own players have all been involved to some capacity. Only the fans seem to have no idea what's going on.

Stones and Sane were not as coveted as Pogba!
 
Has anyone made muppet provisions for anything going wrong? Food storage, wifi backup, military grade weapons defence ? I fear for a lot of peoples sanity if this goes belly up.
 
This thread averages more than 470 posts per day. I wonder what the average is on days when something actually is "happening":lol:

It'll probably be tough for people to type a lot when they've only got one hand free.
 
Na. This was something in 2003 or something. He was from KSA, i think.
But Thanks for reminding me about Omer... He was good, just not good enough for EPL
Nah, if it's 2003, then I'm pretty sure it was him. I used to live on Planetfootball back in those days lol, and I distinctly remember us signing Abdulrahman around then. He had impressed in a youth tournament (might even have been the u17 world cup) and we signed him from there.

There is another Omar Abdulrahman who's around now, you might be confusing the two?
 
Apparently the birthdays dont work these days. @VanGaalEra was hoping for one and if our God doesn't get his wish then all the other muppets should just stop wishing it

More days, I want this to go on longer.

I want him to attend the Real v Bayern game, sign shirts of both teams, pose for pics with their fans, let everyone meltdown and than have United announced it :drool: