Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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How many weeks holiday did Juve give him?
Morgan and Martial were in the same squad and came back two weeks earlier than Pogba is scheduled.
 
The financial department promised me money sometime this week. I see the pattern!

Don't know what I'm more desperate to get, my money or Pogba
 
The excitement has long gone. When this is announced, the feeling will be more of relief.
I can't wait for the football to start and this damned window, shut.

I agree, each potential transfer only has a certain lifespan of excitement. From the time the player is first linked with United, there's a certain amount of time for which you can be bothered to get really excited about it and can't wait to see him in the red shirt. But this has long since crossed over in to meh territory, not because I don't want him at OT - I certainly do - but because of various reasons (most of them beyond the control of the club) it's taking a very long time. If, heaven forbid, the deal falls through the Cafe will need to shut down for 24 hours minimum.
 
How many weeks holiday did Juve give him?
Morgan and Martial were in the same squad and came back two weeks earlier than Pogba is scheduled.

But they didn't feature in the games? Schneiderlin didn't kick a ball and Martial scraped 50mins.
 
How many weeks holiday did Juve give him?
Morgan and Martial were in the same squad and came back two weeks earlier than Pogba is scheduled.
I think Evra is on holiday with him and those 2 didn't play
 
A bit troublesome that he didn't cut his vacation short a bit and join with the squad before the official games. Hope he settles in quickly
 
The wait is brutal. I'm convinced it's done, but would like to have it official and get him linking up with his new teammates as soon as possible. It would be nice to be able to move on, both for the sake of the Caf muppets and for Jose's sake. He may have a good idea of what he wants this team to look like, but until he actually sees it in action (i.e. with the crucial missing 4th piece slotted into the midfield), he won't be able to really put his finger prints on our play style, etc.
 
And the world's fastest ship trailing the plane because all of that is useless if he has to jump into the Atlantic.

Why don't we have Pogba inside the plane in another plane that will fly out the plane if the bigger plane is going down? We're Man United for feck's sake!
I think that second idea wins! Let's put more money where our mouth is :devil:
 
I'm in absolutely no doubt that he's coming, what's bugging me is he's lording it up on twitter teasing people etc when the season starts very soon and so he's not going to be fit to play until bloody mid September at this rate.

Fair enough he's entitled to a holiday, but for the money involved, both fee and wages, you'd think he'd want to be ready to go from the start of the season.
He's trolling the French press, not fans.
 
What bothers me is the lack of desire on his (Paul's) part to build team chemistry ASAP.

As we all saw this season, a top 4 spot was ONE game away last season. Fortunately missing the top 4 ended up working in the Reds favor.

This season the Reds can't afford to let a game or two slip away while everyone learns to play together. It's new system, with new players in key spots.

I'm pissed at whomever KNOWS this is going down, but are allowing/causing Paul to not be on the team. Two fricken weeks until the season starts. The dude should have been on the practice field two weeks ago.
 
I, for one, am absolutely embarassed by the club's inability/unwillingness to complete the biggest transfer of all time exactly when I want it to be done.

Seriously, some of you need to relax.
 
What bothers me is the lack of desire on his (Paul's) part to build team chemistry ASAP.

As we all saw this season, a top 4 spot was ONE game away last season. Fortunately missing the top 4 ended up working in the Reds favor.

This season the Reds can't afford to let a game or two slip away while everyone learns to play together. It's new system, with new players in key spots.

I'm pissed at whomever KNOWS this is going down, but are allowing/causing Paul to not be on the team. Two fricken weeks. The dude should have been on the practice field two weeks ago.
He is an athlete who played an enormous amount of football last season. The idea that his holiday to recuperate and recover should be cut short so that he can build chemistry with the team is silly and short-sighted.
 
Theres a deal in place that no announcement is to be made until this thread hits 1000 pages. I say you all go on strike because of the powers that be using you lot for their gain.
 
4 days camping in the new forest and I was expecting get record shirt sales etc with pogba the new face of United?

Any known reason for the holdup as I'm not going through 30 pages if can be avoided.
 
I'm in absolutely no doubt that he's coming, what's bugging me is he's lording it up on twitter teasing people etc when the season starts very soon and so he's not going to be fit to play until bloody mid September at this rate.

Fair enough he's entitled to a holiday, but for the money involved, both fee and wages, you'd think he'd want to be ready to go from the start of the season.

With United fans, he's signed shirts, posed for pics, and answered questions when asked. It's the press and pundits he's trolling with his own Instagram posts
 
Theres a deal in place that no announcement is to be made until this thread hits 1000 pages. I say you all go on strike because of the powers that be using you lot for their gain.

I know you're having a laugh (and boy do we need them at the moment with the way this thing is dragging) but do you think we might actually hit the 1,000 mark before official announcement?
 
4 days camping in the new forest and I was expecting get record shirt sales etc with pogba the new face of United?

Any known reason for the holdup as I'm not going through 30 pages if can be avoided.
Maybe they dont want it to overshadow Rooney's testimonial? If not then your guess is as good as anyone else's.
 
Can't tell you the number of times over the last 4 seasons I've thought how perfect of a signing he'd be, and how impossible it would be to get him back. Now that it's actually happening, I'm having trouble fully comprehending how big of a deal this is for our team.
 
What bothers me is the lack of desire on his (Paul's) part to build team chemistry ASAP.
It's quite a leap to get to a lack of desire from where we are right now. Officially he's still a Juventus player, and until the two clubs have come to an agreement for his transfer, that will remain the case. If, internally, the agreement has been made, it's then up to the club to arrange for the player to travel for his medical and to sign his contract. They may have decided that it's in everyone's best interests to allow him to complete his holiday. It wouldn't exactly be the best start to your new job if your new employer told you to cut your vacation short.
 
What bothers me is the lack of desire on his (Paul's) part to build team chemistry ASAP.

As we all saw this season, a top 4 spot was ONE game away last season. Fortunately missing the top 4 ended up working in the Reds favor.

This season the Reds can't afford to let a game or two slip away while everyone learns to play together. It's new system, with new players in key spots.

I'm pissed at whomever KNOWS this is going down, but are allowing/causing Paul to not be on the team. Two fricken weeks until the season starts. The dude should have been on the practice field two weeks ago.
Even if he'd signed weeks ago, he'd still be on holiday now.
 
I'm afraid that I am one of those paranoid people.
So many false dawns.
Every day which goes by, moves the saga in Juve's favour, as we get closer to 31st August.

I've seen many transfers take place, but never seen a transfer where the deal is done, but no announcement. That's the part I find strange.
This. It's very strange. And I really don't buy all the excuses with Rooney's testimonial, stock market, adidas campaign etc.
What's funny is that if you look at the Juventuz forum(I know they're deluded) they actually get more and more open to the idea that he might actually be staying as this is dragging out.

I still think it's going to be done as there are simply too many things pointing in that direction. But I honestly don't believe they are dragging out the announcement on purpose.
There are probably still some details to be fixed.
 
It's getting a bit antsy in here. I guess this is what happens when you've been burned so many times before.
 
If it's a done deal let him enjoy his vacation.

Muppets aren't worth to cut short the holiday, a day or two wont make a difference for juve or united.
I agree he should have his holiday. But considering technically our season starts in 6 days, it would have been nice to get him in early so he could play in the Community shield game and also train together and build chemistry with team mates.
 
I agree he should have his holiday. But considering technically our season starts in 6 days, it would have been nice to get him in early so he could play in the Community shield game and also train together and build chemistry with team mates.

He knows a good few of them so it's not like starting afresh. It's not just his team mates, he knows the area too so he would settle relatively quickly. We should have a good enough squad without Pogba, to win the first few games...
 
Feck his holiday! He should be back to satisfy our muppet dreams. Kidnap the cnut or something. This is doing my nut in.
 
This is like waiting on a new pair of expensive designer shoes that you want asap. You know they'll come it's just a matter of days.