It had to be done! Believe in Di Marzio!
The muppets have been scarred over and over in the past, we needed to get this one over the line!
No more scarring, no more loose bowel movements, no more 'oh Madrid might come in I wish I was never born' bakwas!
We're the muppet kings now, we're the big dogs with the record transfer fee! We're at the top of the castle and Perez and Zidane's sweaty bald head are looking up at us on top of Everest reminiscing what it was like to be there. Juventuz is our bitch, the old slag opened up her legs and wanted to feel the full might of Lord Edward Woodward, she loved it so much we'll keep an eye out on the development of Dybala!
We done it! Enjoy our place on this lofty perch.