It's rather crap, actually. It's even more overrated than Pogba.
It really is overrated crap though...
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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It really is overrated crap though...
Exactly. How the hell can anyone doubt that ad?!
@AquireMe .... I just want to thank you for all the info. We said that if it happened you'll always be our hero
@VanGaalEra .... You are our God for not letting our Cocks back in and kept motivating us when we were about to commit suicide
@VanGaalEra .... You are our God for not letting our Cocks back in and kept motivating us when we were about to commit suicide
So who do you think will announce this first? Juventus or United?
Oh yes, he grabbed our willies and kept them hanging out
Force of nature. I'm speaking metaphorically of course
Juventus. We are always late when it comes to announcing players.
Because it's not lying when everybody knows it's lying. More like politics.
Surely even City and Liverpool fans will be applauding us if we pull this one off - "fair play, that's a great signing for them"
I might actually ban you for that
United announcing this first? No chance
It'll be something dumb like Blind's mum posting a photo of Blind and Pogba shaking hands on Instagram.
Juventus. United don't say anything these days until they have made a horribly edited video of him in the shirt doing something cringy to the camera. All about the Twitter RT's.
Maybe a few on redcafe, but I'm pretty sure most will mock the signing.
They will still mock us for letting him walk for free and signing him back for £100m. But who the feck cares?
All of our guys are already training (other than Schweiny who is supposed to be injured), and it's not like Pogba doesn't need any time to adapt. The earlier the better
Oh god they're going to make him dab with Lingard aren't they.
I don't want this to happen now. Buy Matuidi and be done with it.
Too late for that my friend.
You underestimate their bitterness...
Okay, I'm out. RedCafe after dark is no place to be
You know the strangest thing here? imagine the squad NEXT year if this is a hugely successful campaign.
I hope Mou stays at United for longer than 3 years.
I hope Mou stays at United for longer than 3 years.
Financial I'd imagine. Juve will want to finalise the deal and have money in the bank so they know what to do in the window from here on. Similarly, if he failed a medical we'd want to go to plan B before it's too late. Best wrapped up for all parties.
No white text? City fans have been bitter as anything and have convinced themselves he's pretty average but not sure about Liverpool fans, probably the same but on a more extreme level.
He went on a massive anti-jinx! Not the hero we deserved, but the one we needed
You're right, incredible swerve!
I doubt that. Miami is a major city. It will have to notch medical stuff.
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If he wins a league title or is incredibly close to doing so then he will.
Its a 'desperation' signing according to both of them.
He was in LA for about a week before he was in Miami. Went to the ESPY awards, had dinner with Zlatan, cruised around in a hot pink Rolls Royce.
So I'm not sure why he'd go back for a vacation. Maybe he went to buy a vacation house in Malibu or Beverly Hills with the big bump in income?
Honestly, though, I'm guessing it is for some Adidas or other marketing event. That doesn't mean that they won't do a medical while they're out there, but I can't imagine that is the sole reason for the trip.
Here you go
Much better! Good work. Woody's hair.No worries he'll have Sissoko
This on page 60!
What happened Ehsanul?
Wow, they say never go full muppet and he's about 7 layers deep to make sure this transfer happens. Hence his sudden silence, he's reading, waiting, and then boom, he returns to the thread a hero.
I haven't looked it up but it could be both depending on which direction you guys went in.
Because of the direction of the jet streams, i'm pretty sure flights from West to East will be quicker than the same flight on a return journey going East to West because the former travels with the wind and the latter against (I think).
As a neutral myself....I'm undecided. Pogba is great...but 100 million? You could get 2 world class players for that. I know prices keep going up. But wouldn't someone like verratti b cheaper?
It had to be done! Believe in Di Marzio!
The muppets have been scarred over and over in the past, we needed to get this one over the line!
No more scarring, no more loose bowel movements, no more 'oh Madrid might come in I wish I was never born' bakwas!
We're the muppet kings now, we're the big dogs with the record transfer fee! We're at the top of the castle and Perez and Zidane's sweaty bald head are looking up at us on top of Everest reminiscing what it was like to be there. Juventuz is our bitch, the old slag opened up her legs and wanted to feel the full might of Lord Edward Woodward, she loved it so much we'll keep an eye out on the development of Dybala!
We done it! Enjoy our place on this lofty perch.
Yeah, I was being kinda ironic about City and Liverpool fans, I know that they will mostly major on the price, the fact we let him go, that he's overrated and that it's a desperation signing.
Seems you were wrong
Veratti is unobtainable, genuinely couldn't get him for 150 million pound.