Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

[Ibi Dreams]

Who was the last black player of African or Caribbean descent to play for Real? I honestly don't know. That bloke who went to Everton maybe

Edit: Royston Drenthe?

Adebayor probably. And he hardly played.

 

[Fingeredmouse]

It's a sad state of affairs when someone has to genuinely ask this question :P

And to be clear, I was being genuine. Zero layers of irony here.

 

[sunama]

Praise eshanul

Where is esanhul?
He has gone a little quiet lately.

 

[Red Bug]

Adebayor probably. And he hardly played.

It truly is shocking their lack of black players, maybe some truth in the report that their president prefers not to sign a player unless his is white or of Latin descent.

 

[Cristiano Lell]

TEN

 

[gulli_G]

Where is esanhul?
He has gone a little quiet lately.

He's had a nervous breakdown, his brain is not wired to accept us defeating Madrid

 

[Summit]

As an aside, do people genuinely masturbate and expose themselves over signings or is it entirely a weird mildly homoerotic meme?

what do you think?

 

[GBBQ]

As an aside, do people genuinely masturbate and expose themselves over signings or is it entirely a weird mildly homoerotic meme?

Said Fingeredmouse

 

[RedCurry]

As an aside, do people genuinely masturbate and expose themselves over signings or is it entirely a weird mildly homoerotic meme?

Why would anyone say it if they weren't actually going to do it?

 

[Giggs86]

BUTTER MY ARSE!!!!

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

As an aside, do people genuinely masturbate and expose themselves over signings or is it entirely a weird mildly homoerotic meme?

Trying to make a decision?

 

[vanderpants]

Is this the quite before the storm?

 

[kafta]

BUTTER MY ARSE!!!!

FFS

 

[gulli_G]

It truly is shocking their lack of black players, maybe some truth in the report that their president prefers not to sign a player unless his is white or of Latin descent.

Good news for us with our black players like martial and fosu mensah. But shocking all the same

 

[Striker10]

And to be clear, I was being genuine. Zero layers of irony here.

You got all these guys getting their cocks out and one guy buttering his ass.....you do the maths It's more like Pink cafe round here.

 

[032Devil]

The Real Madrid and Pogba link has been really strange. It's all come across as half-arsed from them. If they were seriously interested in him then they would have made every effort to sign him earlier, before we agreed terms with him. But if they never had any serious intention of signing him then why do the Spanish press persist with mentioning Madrid? It does them no favours, just emphasises the fact they've lost out to United, which surely they'd prefer to avoid. I'd have thought if they knew they were going to lose to us early on then they would tell the press categorically that they have no interest in him and leave it at that. Zidane should have kept him mouth shut too.

Perhaps Real Madrid were counting on Pogba turning us down and making a big song and dance about wanting to join them? Could explain it.

A tactic that's becoming familiar with Real and they used with De Gea last year to disasterous affect. Woo a player until the last moment of the window and hope the selling club will lower their price out of desperation to rid of the player.

 

[Mciahel Goodman]

It truly is shocking their lack of black players, maybe some truth in the report that their president prefers not to sign a player unless his is white or of Latin descent.

Apparently he doesn't believe black players are marketable... or is a racist. Not sure, but it was Casillas and his agent who brought this news to light.

 

[Turnip]

Just got a notificationsaying united tweyed a photo and shit myself. But it was only ibra.

You know, I had an envelope with the name of the member that would crack that joke, and it was you.

I don't know what you win, but it ain't £100m.
Sorry, now the muppetry is over all there is left to do is crack awful jokes.

It truly is shocking their lack of black players, maybe some truth in the report that their president prefers not to sign a player unless his is white or of Latin descent.

White home kit, black away, y'know what I'm sayin'?

 

[AndyJ1985]

BUTTER MY ARSE!!!!

I only just got done watching every Alan Partridge episode on Netflix.

 

[mu4c_20le]

As an aside, do people genuinely masturbate and expose themselves over signings or is it entirely a weird mildly homoerotic meme?

Follow your heart, you dont need approval

 

[Red Bug]

Good news for us with our black players like martial and fosu mensah. But shocking all the same

Good point re: Martial etc.

 

[pierrethesnack]

Who was the last black player of African or Caribbean descent to play for Real? I honestly don't know. That bloke who went to Everton maybe

Edit: Royston Drenthe?

Lass had a decent run there a while ago.

 

[RDCR07]

BUTTER MY ARSE!!!!

 

[Reddevilboy]

So is this pretty much confirmed?

 

[Nogbadthebad]

How can madrid give up on something they were never in with a shout for?

I mean, no offers, no contact, we already know that from the Italian journalists. They fabricated a whole pretend attempt at signing him through tame media just to save face? I know we sometimes criticize the way our club is ran, but thank feck we don't have those tosspots in charge.

 

[RDCR07]

So is this pretty much confirmed?

Yep.

 

[Xign]

So is this pretty much confirmed?

It's certainly looking positive!

 

[KM]

Why do i think there is nothing actually happening....

Same. It's a conspiracy by the French, Italian, Spanish and English media.

 

[Raw]

I'm not gonna assume it's confirmed until the BBC confirm it.

 

[pierrethesnack]

How can madrid give up on something they were never in with a shout for?

I mean, no offers, no contact, we already know that from the Italian journalists. They fabricated a whole pretend attempt at signing him through tame media just to save face? I know we sometimes criticize the way our club is ran, but thank feck we don't have those tosspots in charge.

And I don't understand why this would save face? Being outspent by a club which ended fifth in its own league and has shown no sign of winning the CL anytime soon. Wouldn't it be better to say they weren't interested?

 

[Sarni]

What this saga could really use right now is 'Bayern agree £40m Pogba fee' news.

 

[Ødegaard]

 

[Creepy]

Onda Cero are more reliable than Cadena SER iirc.

 

[SteveJ]

♫Panic on the tweets of Marca
Panic on the tweets of Esanhul♫

 

[Fingeredmouse]

Said Fingeredmouse

Well, fair point. But that's musoerotic rather than a homoerotic technically. Which is a very bad thing. I have naming remorse. Seemed funny at the time. Is in hindsight deviant.

 

[RDCR07]

And I don't understand why this would save face? Being outspent by a club which ended fifth in its own league and has shown no sign of winning the CL anytime soon. Wouldn't it be better to say they weren't interested?

No because Madrid are always involved in any high profile signings. At least they compete to sign them like Neymar and Villa even though they chose Barca. But this one would have definitely gone under their skin. Pogba is the next megastar of football and he definitely is the flavor of the month so to speak. Madrid always sign the flavor of the month. For the first time they got outbid financially.

 

[Offside]

When they say shortly...we talking hours or days? Need this wrapped up soon. The monopolization of the transfer forum by Paul Pogba has been going on for too long.

 

[Nate Dogg]

As Miami is around 7 hours behind us we may get news of the medical later this evening, that is if there is indeed a medical.

 

[RDCR07]

As Miami is around 7 hours behind us we may get news of the medical later this evening, that is if there is indeed a medical.

Its 5 isnt it? Its on the east coast same as NY.

 

[Sir A1ex]

Well, fair point. But that's musoerotic rather than a homoerotic technically. Which is a very bad thing. I have naming remorse. Seemed funny at the time. Is in hindsight deviant.