Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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Suppose we could get off on this in the meantime.

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Hang about.. There was a tweet around 17-18 hours ago, saying the deal should be done in 48 hours.. Yet because the deals not announced yet, people are saying it's off again? And others are excited because there's only 12 hours left..?! 48-18 = 12!!? What the feck is happening??
 
Guarantee some people will google that name in work.

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I'm very tempted to Google her name at work now, but I think I'll resist.

Anyway, do transfer announcements ever happen on the weekends by the way?

If so, I can see this Pogba saga finally coming to an end over the weekend.
 
I'm very tempted to Google her name, but I think I'll resist.

Do transfer announcements ever happen on the weekends by the way?

If so, I can see this Pogba saga finally coming to an end over the weekend.

Trust me, you don't want to resist. Just don't do it on a computer in the office.
 
Just watched the video in the AS "article".
Love how they only put highlights from Verratti in there on none from Moussa. :lol:
 
-5% of the posts are people like you asking why so many people post in this thread with nothing changing
-5% of the posts are people like me answering people like you
-10% of the posts are people asking if anything has changed since the last they got online
-10% of the posts is people telling those other people nothing has changed
-10% of the posts are people saying they are scared because Pogba will sign for Madrid
-10% of the posts are people saying to those other people they are big pessimists and the deal is 100% done
-10% of the posts are people telling to both the muppets and the pessimists they are both mad in the head and should go out more instead of being in this thread
-0.1% of the posts are actual tweets with new information
-0.1% of the posts are animated gifs or photos from Pogba/Woody/etc
-39.8% of the posts are people that quote those tweets/gifs/photos with some variation of Pogbon, Pogoff, Di Marzio is god, Tacredi is ehcanul, Lol, feck, green smiley, sad face
You spent too much time making that equal 100% didn't you? Just like I can't believe I actually checked it. Unless you actually did your research and these figures are completely accurate.
not that bad for instance I can see you are a huge number 2.
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It makes perfect sense that he would choose us over Madrid. After all he knows nearly half the squad here
 
Have to give it to Pogba though, what a prick teaser.
 
Not so fun when you are not in office during the riot and then come next day to find a thousand unread mails in the inbox :lol::lol:

True, but if you are there the feeling before hitting the send button on one of those trolling mails like the equivalent of throwing a mentos in a bottle of coca cola, shit gone go wild !
 
I hope Ed really gets our juices going by announcing an epic sponsorship deal at the end of the 48 hour window. :drool:
 
two italian outlets are claiming it's done.

Does anyone know the reliability of Corriere Della Sera?

Also Sportmediaset are saying he has a medical today in the US. I don't trust either of them enough to link actual articles because i think it's BS.
 
So does that mean if the car was black, he'd be saying he will always be a United man but he'll be staying at Juventus?
What if the car was dark or seemed to be a shade similar to a blue colour, does that mean he'll always be a United man but he'll be playing at City or Chelsea?

If it was black and white stripes on the car, then that would mean Juventus (or Newcastle).

My answer to your second question is "Yes".

Is it clear I'm joking yet?
 
two italian outlets are claiming it's done.

Does anyone know the reliability of Corriere Della Sera?

Also Sportmediaset are saying he has a medical today in the US. I don't trust either of them enough to link actual articles because i think it's BS.
Why would you have a medical in the US? That's really weird.
We have facilities at Carrington, we don't need to do medicals in Miami, Boston, Madrid or wherever... but alright, if we do that, I will be surprised.
 
The 30,000th post will be a tweet from United officially unveiling him.