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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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I can imagine if we sign him , ball bag, Marca and the rest of the Madrid sycophants will come out with headlines or something similar to the following:

"Manchester United trick Paul Pogba into signing 5 year deal with them. The unsuspecting French International stated angrily:"

"It is with great regret and sadness that I join Manchester united. I really wanted to sign a deal with my dream club Madrid but I was betrayed and so instead I will have to be a slave for United. I was told and assured that the words "Manchester United" on the contract I signed was referring to their status as Real Madrid's feeder club. To my horror and dismay this was not the case. Please also note that Madrid definitely did not want me in the first place and could totally afford me but I am a complete and utter waste of money".

"Then the poor unsuspecting Frenchman was bundled away by Ed Woodward's thugs no doubt to the theatre of slavery, while crying out "Viva los blancos"

It reminds me of Franco's propaganda
 
The problem with all of these cash-flow predictions is that clubs often stagger payments over a number of years.

Mr Balotelli is still having a significant impact on Liverpool and Man City's accounts even now.

All we can say is the reported fee for the Hig-ster looks like someone blowing their bonus on Champagne when they usually have a Prosecco.
 
It's going to be tonight isn't it?
 
Il Real Madrid sta provando di tutto per dirottare il passaggio di Pogba al Manchester United. Zidane con Pogba, rapporti con Juve, tutto...

Real Madrid are trying their best to deviate Pogba from going to United. Zidane, improving relationships with Juventus, everything

"You know I still love you"

"€145m"

"But I love you"
 
That guy is followed Fernandinho, Dante, Rafinha, Belleti, Rob Harris and Tancredi.

Not a complete no mark, but I doubt he knows anything about Pogba tbh!
 
Paul must've been listening to Ronan Keating with the description underneath his Instagram post!

Ronan Keating = Irish... United are the most popular team in Ireland... Pogba is linked to United... POGON!!!:devil:
 
It's going to happen tonight lads. Brace yourselves...

Raiola is going to shit in the pool.
 
Come on guys, other than Raiola's shorts, there must be more clues in that photo!

Which direction is he laughing at?
 
The Pogba instagram quote underlines that the deal is far from over.I guess he is liking the media speculations.

Juve fans think he is staying after that quote he wrote in instagram.I guess you need to be word reader to fully judge that.
 
We say it all by saying nothing at all. It's a riddle! Saying nothing at all could mean that there is nothing to say since nothing is changing so he's staying at Juve.
 
The Pogba instagram quote underlines that the deal is far from over.I guess he is liking the media speculations.

Juve fans think he is staying after that quote he wrote in instagram.I guess you need to be word reader to fully judge that.
As if by clockwork...