When the official announcement comes I will actually print the tweet on paper and f4p all over it.
Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies
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The thread title needs amending with L'Equipe's seal of approval now @Damien. Don't you think? 
Seriously though, if we can't get back to the top now, we are forever broken.
Sounds painful.
A huge statement of intent by us.
Firstly to get Pogba,
Secondly to Break the transfer record over madird
Firstly to get Pogba,
Secondly to Break the transfer record over madird
Still only LEquipe reporting it though. I'll take it with a pinch of salt.
Exactly. I'm not getting carried away until I see him holding the shirt. I'm on the precipice of full blown muppetitis.
I've been carried away for weeks and I'm not about to stop now.
Go suck that big Pogba sized dick, Juventus. Thanks for turning him into the worlds best midfielder for us. Sure £100m is abit steep (relative to the fee we paid for Rio i saw somewhere) but we shit money just for a laugh so you're welcome to it.
And ill say it one more time. SUCK THAT D... Now feck off.
And ill say it one more time. SUCK THAT D... Now feck off.
You'll jerk him off?
He is more reliable than L'Equipe
Real Madrid who?
Take your decima and shove it up yer ass, come back to play with the big boys when you got an official conditioner sponsor in Sierra Leone. Fecking pigeons.
Take your decima and shove it up yer ass, come back to play with the big boys when you got an official conditioner sponsor in Sierra Leone. Fecking pigeons.
Thread title changed. Let the muppet juices flow lads.
Done by RadoThe thread title needs amending with L'Equipe's seal of approval now @Damien. Don't you think?
we will sign them all... we will have our own Manchester Go app where u walk around throwing Woodwards money to catch all the football stars
Nah this isn't really happening. I'm going to wake up in a few minutes and find that David Moyes is still Man Utd manager.
The figures being bandied around are insane. Just can't wrap my head around them.
Oooooo aaaaaaa Pogba.... Pogba, Pogba, Pogbaaaaa
feck off Madrid! Come see us in five years on OUR terms. (no offense to carvajal, but feck Perez)
We are interested in Pogba according to Howard Nurse.
Not nearly juicy enough if you ask me. Hand the honour over to a true muppet.
But I'm french...
and Bale next year
Have a good look at yourselves negative nancys!! all those who kept saying he will go this and that and would never sign, have a good look at yourselves ... look what we have done !
I'd suggest getting off fella
SKY BREAKING NEWS: Man Utd reach agreement with Pogba.
Make sure you collect those muppet juices.
Seems like its the Pogba's side that has fed this to the newspaper. Hopefully Di Marzio etc would follow soon, followed by the BBC
Ffs why change it?!?!
Changed
I would get off quickly mate - it won't end well.
How reliable are SKY BREAKING NEWS ?
We're about to sign Pogba, all bets are off..