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Do you want Pogba for £100 million?


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This will get done, I'm certain of it!

We'll meet in the middle, pay 110M euros and the rest in add ons and he's ours! Tears.
 
Di Marzio says offer of €101m from United for Pogba was put in + Juventus are going to counter with €120m + bonuses https://t.co/53Ufi0pWxK

Juve are going to make a counter offer, eh i know Woody can be incompetent at times but they are now making bids for us lol.
 
I think I sort of agree with what somebody said in here earlier in the day that it seems like posturing a bit which sort of works in favour of both parties: Juventus get to make us (and Pogba) look the villain offering a second bid that was so high they couldn't refuse! And Manchester United sort of get to look good because it seems they didn't just instantly go in waving 120m euros in Juventus' face and did some negotiating.
 
Well I don't think anyone in world football will come in and steal him. No other club are as desperate to get themselves back to the top as we are, which isnt a bad thing. He is ours to lose now as far as I'm concerned.

It's well and truly on.
 
Hopefully. Then even if he rejects, at least then United have over a month to re-strategise (sp) and get a new target

Worst thing would be repeating the Ramos mistake and letting ourselves get rejected in late August leaving us with nothing
He will accept, it's reported he's already bought into mourinhos project.
 
The last 10 pages :lol:

Pure caf gold I tell ya

I think that the picture, with the whiteboard in the background; the photo then being run through photoshop under many filters; and analysed.
That's taken us to levels hitherto unseen.

What I am waiting for is a cup of tea, drank by Pogba; a picture of the tea-leaves at the bottom of the cup is then snapped and uploaded to Twitter; and that picture is then submitted for analysis by various tea-leaf readers: will Pogba join MUFC or not? That would take muppetry to a completely new level.
 
There'll be a couple of sad cnuts in the newbs looking up at us and idolising us hoping and praying it's them some day who will be posting breaking muppet news off Twitter in the mains :lol:
feck those cnuts, those days we didnt have posting in the mains privileges :lol:
 
Unbelievable, Mourinho, Zlatan, Mkhitaryan and Pogba in the same window, seriously never witnessed a better window before. These are the sort of names you'd expect the likes of Bayern or Real to sign.
 
Wish they'd hurry up and get this done, I want to start a thread about who'll be the next player to go for even more money :mad:
 
By the way im full cocked and locked. this thread will be at 500 pages by tomorrow morning EST
 
I think that the picture, with the whiteboard in the background; the photo then being run through photoshop under many filters; and analysed.
That's taken us to levels hitherto unseen.

What I am waiting for is a cup of tea, drank by Pogba; a picture of the tea-leaves at the bottom of the cup is then snapped and uploaded to Twitter; and that picture is then submitted for analysis by various tea-leaf readers: will Pogba join MUFC or not? That would take muppetry to a completely new level.

I think using Machine Learning techniques and consulting data scientists to extract vector points in the image and extrapolate it all against every form of handwriting known to man to figure it all out would have been better.
 
Unbelievable, Mourinho, Zlatan, Mkhitaryan and Pogba in the same window, seriously never witnessed a better window before. These are the sort of names you'd expect the likes of Bayern or Real to sign.


Its a great time to be alive
 
Does anybody know if Mourinho will have a Press conference tomorrow or Wednesday?

Our managers usually do have one before our first tour game don't they? Anyway I'm just thinking it's very likely he'll get asked about the 4th signing, so would be interesting to see his response on all this..
 
Just imagine what we could have done if we'd got Mourinho in sooner, it breaks my heart a little bit. Three years wasted.

At least off the pitch things are coming together now finally.

Well, we wanted to get in a mid table manager to see how he does. In 10 months we all found out that a mid table manager cannot manager a top club. It's a different breed.
It took us 3 years to learn from that mistake.
 
There'll be a couple of sad cnuts in the newbs looking up at us and idolising us hoping and praying it's them some day who will be posting breaking muppet news off Twitter in the mains :lol:

Seven years of that for me!
 
Unbelievable, Mourinho, Zlatan, Mkhitaryan and Pogba in the same window, seriously never witnessed a better window before. These are the sort of names you'd expect the likes of Bayern or Real to sign.

Let's hope they turn out better than the other 'names' we've brought to the club recently, Di Maria, Falcao, Schweinsteiger I'm looking at you
 
Let's hope they turn out better than the other 'names' we've brought to the club recently, Di Maria, Falcao, Schweinsteiger I'm looking at you

Falcao a bad knee injury he was never coming back the same, Di Maria great player wrong manager, and Schweinsteiger there's still a world class player in there, class is permanent.
 
It was a sarcastic post you head the ball , Jesus didn't think anyone was thick enough not too see it as sarcasm!!!! feck!!! Ha ha more fool you sorry chaddy was referring to the feckwit you replied with this too, sorry again bro


I was about to say ...wtf did i do :lol:
 
To have literally the biggest bastard of an agent on our side is nice, I know in a few years it'll work against us again, but I'm enjoying it while it lasts.

If he keeps getting paid by Ed Woodward he won't do anything to us.
 
Juve are being greedy bastards....we gave him to them for literally peanuts and now they want £120m!!!!!
 
I have to admit if we pull this off regardless of if he's worth it, it does make a huge statement that we're coming back with a bang! We're the self proclaimed biggest and richest club in the world, it's about time we started acting like it.
 
If this goes through, we have had the best transfer window of all European clubs.