Paul Pogba | Undergoing Medical | Helping out the Laundry Ladies

[DavidDeSchmikes]

The fat lady has sang

No it's Neil Custis in drag

 

[Bwuk]

Any guesses for an official announcement?

Later today I imagine.

 

[Sky1981]

Finally sam... It's the gate of mordor

I love you frodo froggie mcmuppet

I love you samwise

 

[Skåre Willoch]

I'm so glad I'm not paid by the hour right now.

 

[Scholesy]

What number will he get?

 

[Raw]

Any guesses for an official announcement?

I'm guessing 6pm.

 

[FC Ronaldo]

Already in a Chevy

 

[AndyJ1985]

Ah the obligatory Craig Norwood tweet. The finish line is in sight.

 

[KM]

 

[Earthquake]

What number will he get?

9, which will switch Ibra to 11, Martial to 7, Memphis to 10, Rooney to 1(has to be somewhere) and De Gea to Madrid.

 

[Boznich]

1st experience of the flight tracker gotta say it's a lot of fun the grade A muppets really are fecked up

 

[ha_rooney]

This is actually happening. Woody has satisfied the muppets

 

[Maradona10]

 

[SirAF]

Not travelling incognito!

 

[elnorte]

Oh man, oh man, oh man. For all the days for this to happen. I woke up feeling ill in the middle of the night and ended up being sick this morning. Had to call into work in the end to tell them they wouldn't be seeing me today.

I've only just woken up to see I've missed all this muppet comedy gold. If I'd actually gone in I could have followed it in real time!

 

[Raw]

Not liking that car. Sell him ASAP.

 

[Kaos]

Red Camaro,

Pogba knows how to make a statement

 

[K2K]

Already in a Chevy

In a Chevy too for good measure.

 

[SirAF]

This is actually happening. Woody has satisfied the muppets

He has well and truly stroked us

 

[MounchesterUtd]

#WewantDabCafe #Ilovethisgame #ShoutoutagentPaddy

 

[Earthquake]

A red Camaro.

 

[thejtrain]

9, which will switch Ibra to 11, Martial to 7, Memphis to 10, Rooney to 1(has to be somewhere) and De Gea to Madrid.

Brilliant.

 

[scorgasm]

 

[bonusroller]

Already in a Chevy

£100m and we'll give him a free Chevy

 

[MDFC Manager]

Thread title needs another update!

 

[Kaos]

He's not driving.

 

[Nate Dogg]

So a medical will take 3-4 hours, i'm only guessing but surely can't be longer than that?

 

[Shark]

Already in a Chevy

 

[Cheesy]

Just wait till everyone finds out we're actually signing the driver.

 

[hungrywing]

@Maradona10 may or may not be a Chevy employee.

 

[Tiber]

In a Chevy too for good measure.

Quite nice for a Chevy

 

[thejtrain]

Hmm I realize it's the UK, but the steering appears to be on the left so it's not him that's driving is it?

EDIT: I was right - he's not driving.

 

[MounchesterUtd]

Already in a Chevy Woody maximising ROI from day one

 

[Distracted Steward]

Multi-day medical? I guess for £89m it makes sense!

 

[AndyJ1985]

Not liking that car. Sell him ASAP.

It's not his car, it's the car United sent to pick him up from the airport

 

[Rado_N]

Hmm I realize it's the UK, but the steering appears to be on the left so it's not him that's driving is it?

It's a Camaro, of course it's lhd

 

[carlosp]

I am expecting Raiola to tweet, 'this is all blah,blah,blah'.

 

[WelshManc]

Just wait till everyone finds out we're actually signing the driver.

Think it's Jim White.

 

[spwd]

In a Chevy too for good measure.

I'm sure there's a song in there somewhere, took the Chevy to the medi etc

 

[SirAF]

It's not his car, it's the car United sent to pick him up from the airport