Patrice Evra | 2012/13 Performances

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Have a feeling the media will have a field day over this, I'm almost certain it's bullshit.
 
Couldn't give any less of a shit.

"Oh I'm so hurt I thought we had something special... pose in my underwear for the article? Yeah sure."
 
Solius said:
Couldn't give any less of a shit.

"Oh I'm so hurt I thought we had something special... pose in my underwear for the article? Yeah sure."
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Yep, just do a google check of her name, she's an attention seeking little skank by the looks of things.
 
200, enough for a cab and breakfast?

What is she havin' for breakfast? Or did she have a meet in Krakow to catch, and decided to go by cab?
 
Inbetween crying and checking her iPhone, Trixy continued to tell her story exclusively to The Sun, the newspaper which brought you earlier exclusives like 'Laff-a-minute Gazza should be Knighted', 'Wife-beater Gazza is a F*cking Alky Bastard' & 'Pray for Saint Gazza RIP':

Trixy, 34-26-34: "It's true what they say about black men - they all look like Paul Scholes."
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I admit it, laughed when I read that article. She loved him?????

Unfortunately I'm not sure his wife will find it funny, and I'm not too impressed by the tequila shots before training either - but that's France's problem.
 
jojojo said:
I admit it, laughed when I read that article. She loved him?????

Unfortunately I'm not sure his wife will find it funny, and I'm not too impressed by the tequila shots before training either - but that's France's problem.
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You believe any of it?
 
Of course we don't know for sure but that story reeks of lies. The United Christmas party was a low-key affair this year anyway and only the male playing staff were present (at Rio's restaurant; Shinji Gangnam Style and van Persie singing Glory Glory), there were no women. So goodness knows why she thought she'd have been invited anyway.

“I feel so bad about his family. I just don’t know how their marriage can work.
“But it is nothing to do with me. I don’t want to give advice.” Just shut up.
 
:lol:

God I can't imagine how much I'd hate myself if I had to pen that kind of dross each week... Or even doing it just once and having a check cut for it.
 
I'm not particularly interested but I remember it must have been about three years ago The Sun had a similar story about Evra in a hotel on their website one evening yet it was taken down within about 30minutes and never mentioned again. Seems they've been trying to get something on him for a while.
 
Had a decent game. Nothing that really stood out either offensively or defensively that I can remember.
 
kouroux said:
He tried to but Ronaldo just overwhelmed him and was in a much better position than him
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Overwhelmed? :lol: try being he was 4 foot higher than him.

I know it's Ronnie, but at least he could have given him a tougher challenge.
 
F-Red said:
Overwhelmed? :lol: try being he was 4 foot higher than him.

I know it's Ronnie, but at least he could have given him a tougher challenge.
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That's what I meant by it, Ronaldo has a big height advantage, that and the fact he has amazing leap and was a in a great position.There was nothing to do
 
He was poor I thought. Too often out of position, Evans and Jones were screaming at him when they had to cover for him. Poor also against Ronaldo, at least jump and make it hard. He really needs to do better, not sure if his off the field story also played a part
 
Most of their chances came through him and Rafael. Poor game by any standard. People say Rafael gets dragged out of position, yet Evra who is 32 ends up chasing his player in midfield almost in every attack, and has Evans or someone from midfield covering space he left.
 
Average game from him today. Felt he could have challenged Ronaldo better for the goal, but I don't think it would have made much difference anyway. Cross was basically perfect for him and Ronaldo has such a good leap on him evra never really stood much of a chance. Really have to watch out for that in the second leg and make sure Evra/Rafael don't get caught out one on one with Ronaldo in heading situations.
 
Fergie interview - he asked Paddy why he didn't challenge for Ronnies header at half time - and then he said he saw the replay and was like "what was I talking about" ...
 
He was brilliant second half. Was bursting forward too and giving us a outlet on the left.

Shut up Ronaldo for the most part and Di Maria when he switched to his side. Ozil didn't get as much Joy running at him like he did with Rafa early on.

Should have gotten Varane sent off too.
 
I posted this in the Rafael thread, in a discussion with Keltoi, and I thought it was fitting to post in here, to show us all how important Patrice has been to our club since joining us.

He joined on the 10th of January 2006, with 17 games in the season left, then obviously 38 in each of the following seasons, up until this seasons 27 and counting. Since Evra joined us, we've played 272 premier league games. Patrice has played in 228 of those, a massive 84% of our league games.

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17+38+38+38+38+38+38+27=272
11+24+33+28+38+35+37+22=228
6+14+5+10+0+3+1+5=44
272-228=44
228/272=84%
 
I've done Rooney's stats.

In the 05/06 season after Evra joined us he played in 15 of the last 17 games.

06/07 - 35/38
07/08 - 27/38
08/09 - 30/38
09/10 - 32/38
10/11 - 28/38
11/12 - 34/38
12/13 - 19/27

Rooney's appeared in a total of 220/272 gives him an appearance percentage of 81%. Very impressive considering I can remember Rooney getting a lot of injuries/suspensions down the years but not much springs to mind for Evra.
 
Carrick:

05/06 - 17/17 (post Evra signing, playing for Spurs)
06/07 - 33/38
07/08 - 31/38
08/09 - 28/38
09/10 - 30/38
10/11 - 28/38
11/12 - 30/38
12/13 - 26/27

Thats 223/272 = 82%

However if we just take all 3's stats from 06/07 onwards when all 3 had signed we get:
Evra - 217/252= 86%
Rooney - 205/252= 81%
Carrick - 206/252= 82%

Amazing stuff all round.
 
How can United supporters not love Evra? I can certainly understand, though, how other supporters would hate him - just like we "hate" Gerrard, Lampard, Henry etc, because they are/were bloody good and played with their hearts.

One would actually be led to believe he had gone through the ranks at the academy, if not for that French accent ;)

Been absolutely brilliant this season!
 
Seriously, are you his brother, father or something like that?
 
Rossa said:
How can United supporters not love Evra? I can certainly understand, though, how other supporters would hate him - just like we "hate" Gerrard, Lampard, Henry etc, because they are/were bloody good and played with their hearts.

One would actually be led to believe he had gone through the ranks at the academy, if not for that French accent ;)

Been absolutely brilliant this season!
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Would you then consider Evra as a United legend?
 
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