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all seems a bit quiet. i can only assume the garda are now involved and @McGrathsipan’s plot has been uncovered and he’s now biting a pillow on d-wing.
And FloridaThey're still counting the votes from Botswana.
Duffy is definitely gonna go full Trump and claim there is still uncounted votes and she actually won the competition.
I hope Dawn uses her new art supplies to paint a big middle finger to Duffy!
Don't underestimate @McGrathsipan, he had his escape bag ready!all seems a bit quiet. i can only assume the garda are now involved and @McGrathsipan’s plot has been uncovered and he’s now biting a pillow on d-wing.
You have a vivid imagination.God it feels good.
Duffy can go eat her cat poo and shout at strangers like she was meant too.
You could probably sell that as "Texan Cactus" NFT and make 100 grand.Oh dear...
The power and glory has gone to the head of some of you nob heads.Oh dear...
This is one of the greatest wins I've ever been part of.
Life's hard for us Feyenoorders.
No official announcement yet. They might be verifying the votes first.
Won't be verified until Wednesday
Thanks.Won't be verified until Wednesday
The tone of regret.Won't be verified until Wednesday
Yep. Soon the judging committee will question the incredible results and start an investigation. Then they will discover that hundreds of bots voted for Dawn. Soon she'll be ostracized from the local art community, and then the entire art world. Banksy will create a 100 foot high piece showing Dawn as a Victorian slum boss just across the road from their kitchen window.Frankly, this was a landslide!
that part did it for me!Yep. Soon the judging committee will question the incredible results and start an investigation. Then they will discover that hundreds of bots voted for Dawn. Soon she'll be ostracized from the local art community, and then the entire art world. Banksy will create a 100 foot high piece showing Dawn as a Victorian slum boss just across the road from their kitchen window.
Eventually Dawn will grow distant to her husband, and eventually stop speaking to him altogether. He'll try and put on a brave face for the kids and tell them that mummy is just working some things out. They'll ask why mummy gets vegetables hurled at her when they go to the shops, and why that nasty old lady called her a "cheating bitch". Daddy won't know how to respond.
Before Christmas he'll go out and buy her some fancy new brushes. Something to maybe kickstart what once was her favourite past time, but had now become nothing more than a crumpled box hidden under the stairs stuffed with old paints and voodoo Kermit dolls filled with pins. He'll return from the shops, earlier than expected, wondering why there's a great big Lamborghini tractor in the driveway. As he opens the door he hears from upstairs, in the room he and his wife used to share before she started locking the doors at night, the sounds of deep moaning and screams of "hurl me up the arse like yer wan."
Resigned, he'll meekly lie down on the old wicker sofa inside the conservatory that has acted as his only comfort at nights for the last four months, and cry himself to sleep once more.
So what do we do in the meantime?Won't be verified until Wednesday
£100 prize will be donated to a charity of the Cafs choice if she wins!
What do we think then guys? Can we donate this to get Meredeth some art lessons?
feck no are you going soft on us ?What do we think then guys? Can we donate this to get Meredeth some art lessons?
The tone of regret.
What do we think then guys? Can we donate this to get Meredeth some art lessons?
Cry some more biatches. The Cafe (and Dawn) won.
What do you call a cnut who can't count?Who is this cnut? There were five pictures entered.
What do you call a cnut who can't count?
Boom !A stupid cnut?
Very. I hope to god that Marie has so much going on in her life that she totally forgot about that painting.
Rude, too. That's a clear slap in the face to Marie. And they do it twice!
Very. I hope to god that Marie has so much going on in her life that she totally forgot about that painting.
I think the coconut trees are reminding you of BarbadosThere's something about it I like.