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This appointment is Fergie like. It's gonna be great I can just feel it. The scousers are shitting themselves too.
The best thing about this is that I sit near a City fan at work, and he won't stop going on about it, at least once an hour unprompted, so he's clearly shitting himself.
Frodo's feet are better looking than David Moyes, especially after he aged 10 years in 8 months.No worse than Brendan Rodgers haha.
Anyways, it's subjective, but he's considerably better looking than Moyes, which counts for at least 3 points a season.
Oi … I represent that remark!feck me, ban this cnut for posting that monstrosity
Why 7th of July? Is that our first pre season game or something?
This is like Vanillagate all over again.
Wife/Daughter... who knows!
I'm going for Daughter.
Wife/Daughter... who knows!
I'm going for Daughter.
Feck it, I'm laying a grand on us winning the title next season.
You can just feel it.
You can just feel it.
Jose Mourinho's daughter's twitter account
That can cause embarrassment later in life.
Someone I know had a son with the same name.
Letter arrives for son from girlfriend. Wife opens it as she assumes it's for husband not son. Girlfriend talks about son bringing loads of condoms on next visit. Wife assumes husband having an affair, and challenges him. Don't be daft woman, why would I need condoms, I had the snip years ago.
I'm predicting more infinite boredom
Transcript (by me, so forgive the bad quality) of the short MUTV interview.
Well Jose, congratulations. New Manchester United manager. How do you feel?
"I feel great. Well, I think I'm in the right moment of my career because Man United is one of these clubs where we really need to be prepared for it because it's what I used to call a giant club. And giant clubs must be for the best managers, and I think I'm ready for it. So, I could say I'm happy, I'm proud, I'm honoured, I'm everything. But the reality is that what I love is to work and I cannot wait for 7th July to go on the pitch."
You've won trophies everywhere. What are your ambitions for Manchester United?
"I think we can look at our club now in two perspectives. One perspective is the past 3 years and another perspective is the club history. I think I prefer to forget the past 3 years. I prefer to focus on the giant club I have in my hands now. And I think what the fans are expecting me to say is that I want to win. I think what the players they need to listen is I want to win. And more than that, I need the supporters and the players to feel that I say that but I think we can really. It's not just to say by say. So, yes I want to focus on the history of this giant club and give what I have and what I don't have. So, I will give absolutely everything to try to go into the direction we all want."
You seem to have a good rapport with Manchester United fans when you come back with Inter Milan, with Real Madrid, with Chelsea, with charity game. What's your message to Manchester United fans who will be watching this eagerly now?
"You know... I think I know what they can give me. I think also they know what I can give them. Obviously the most important thing are the players and the relations the players establish with them. But I think it's very important and curious that I played so many times against Man United. And I played so many times at Old Trafford with other clubs. There was empathy and no problems. In fact, I was pushed by that feeling to say sometimes things that my clubs were not happy with. I remember, for example, when I won at Old Trafford with Real Madrid, I told that the best team lost and not many people was happy at Real Madrid."
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"So, yes I want to focus on the history of this giant club and give what I have and what I don't have." I like this. Think it could be him talking about youth, conduct etc.
Well Jose, congratulations. New Manchester United manager. How do you feel?
"I feel great. Well, I think I'm in the right moment of my career because Man United is one of these clubs where we really need to be prepared for it because it's what I used to call a giant club. And giant clubs must be for the best managers, and I think I'm ready for it. So, I could say I'm happy, I'm proud, I'm honoured, I'm everything. But the reality is that what I love is to work and I cannot wait for 7th July to go on the pitch."
You've won trophies everywhere. What are your ambitions for Manchester United?
"I think we can look at our club now in two perspectives. One perspective is the past 3 years and another perspective is the club history. I think I prefer to forget the past 3 years. I prefer to focus on the giant club I have in my hands now. And I think what the fans are expecting me to say is that I want to win. I think what the players they need to listen is I want to win. And more than that, I need the supporters and the players to feel that I say that but I think we can really. It's not just to say by say. So, yes I want to focus on the history of this giant club and give what I have and what I don't have. So, I will give absolutely everything to try to go into the direction we all want."
You seem to have a good rapport with Manchester United fans when you come back with Inter Milan, with Real Madrid, with Chelsea, with charity game. What's your message to Manchester United fans who will be watching this eagerly now?
"You know... I think I know what they can give me. I think also they know what I can give them. Obviously the most important thing are the players and the relations the players establish with them. But I think it's very important and curious that I played so many times against Man United. And I played so many times at Old Trafford with other clubs. There was empathy and no problems. In fact, I was pushed by that feeling to say sometimes things that my clubs were not happy with. I remember, for example, when I won at Old Trafford with Real Madrid, I told that the best team lost and not many people was happy at Real Madrid."
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"So, yes I want to focus on the history of this giant club and give what I have and what I don't have." I like this. Think it could be him talking about youth, conduct etc.
"I want to win"
Anyone have a link to the full thing?
Anyone have a link to the full thing?
He says it's the date he'll "go onto the pitch" but the first match of the pre-season is 22nd July against Dortmund in China (The first Pep-off is 3 days later) perhaps he has to wait until his gardening leave is over so he gets to retain all negotiated Chelsea leaving benefits. He will be working for us in an "unofficial" capacity from about … two weeks ago!
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Bloody hell, It's in his best interest not to offer Giggs a job. He'll be on it like a car bonnet.No that's definitely his wife. His daughter is also called Matilde.
Best yet
Why the hell is Ray Wilkins on MUTV?
The guy clearly has a love-in for Chelsea over United and loves to stick the boot in on us.
The guy clearly has a love-in for Chelsea over United and loves to stick the boot in on us.
And he still calls us 'Man Utd'. Idiot.
He's an ex united player.
Haven't been this happy with anything Manchester United wise in 4 years.
Jose can have his way with my wife whenever he wants. Love him. Now go win some more titles!
Jose can have his way with my wife whenever he wants. Love him. Now go win some more titles!
Yesterday, He said Ryan Giggs should have been given an opportunity.
it's a fake image pal
That image has been photoshopped.
What's wrong with hearing from someone connected with both clubs?
I was going to make a different thread on this but opted to ask it here:
I know Zlatan is an obvious one, but other elite players who will be on duty from 10th June will need to be wrapped up soon imo.
- Euro 2016 is 10th June - 10th July
- Pre Season starts 22nd July (International Cup)
- New Season starts Aug 13th.
I know Zlatan is an obvious one, but other elite players who will be on duty from 10th June will need to be wrapped up soon imo.
"those teeth" haven't seen the light of day since he graduated from player to player-manager at Preston NE and he first met Beckham!
Mourinho is the United manager. Just makes sense.
Watching the MUTV interview and one thing's for sure: He's fecking longed for this.
He'll win us things, of that I'm confident. I'm also not overly concerned about the football, it'll be miles better than anything LVG served up and we'll score freely again.
He'll win us things, of that I'm confident. I'm also not overly concerned about the football, it'll be miles better than anything LVG served up and we'll score freely again.
Would not surprise me in the slightest if Jose loves paintings of himself
At least we won't feel like a lost cause when we go behind. That is the least I expect to improve, which in itself will be a huge plus!
Giggs will focus on the one on the left and Rooney on the one on the right. Gaz being the manager's pet will probably stick to Mourinho
Youtube link for the interview.
Surley that's a grown ass woman and not his teenage daughter!!
Defiantly his daughter
Like all things "in-house" it has nothing to gauge itself against!
Until @Niall and the @mods accepts my offer to start RedCAFTV there will be very little visual objectivity shown on the matter
Noooo, it's the wife.
I once had the misfortune to holiday with a secretly incestuous family that have named their offspring the same as their own names for more practical reasons!
Looking at the pics, first time I've seen him genuinely happy. There was none of that at Chelsea nor Real.
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