Morty_
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Bedrager or bløffmaker
Ord som beskriver det norske landslaget temmelig godt, når det virkelig gjelder.
Bedrager or bløffmaker
You are right, he is not the normal Pep player. If you look at everyday at the office work he is probably making them worse as a team. He scores goals but nothing else, plus the team effort is to reach him. But the he has that x-factor Pep wanted to finally win CL.Poor again. Very odd player. Scores record breaking amounts but is otherwise crap.
I said years ago that he didn’t seem like a Guardiola player at all, but I guess they just wanted to show that they could get him.
At least give @Camy89 a namecheck“I wonder if people have noticed I look like that creature from Monsters Inc”
Haalands lips and complexion make him look like Randall’s side kick from Monster’s Inc after he was stuck in that scream extraction machine.
He ghosted but taking him off before ET is weird for sure, surely you want someone with his physical gifts against tired defender? Dude barely broke a sweat the whole match.
BedrageriHow do you say fraud in Norwegian?
Why stop there? He was terrific!Had a decent game
He looks like most of the lip filler yummy mummys on the school run.Caption this:
One of the ugliest footballers. Although, I can't talk because I am a minging cnut myself and don't have his bank balance to make the ladies blind.He looks like most of the lip filler yummy mummys on the school run.
Nah he looks like super Boo“I wonder if people have noticed I look like that creature from Monsters Inc”
Wouldn't go that far, but decent is fair.Why stop there? He was terrific!
His movement/positioning is of course why he gets more chances than most people get in the same teams. Even when playing for Norway, he has a goal involvement every 81. min.No style, no panache, no real skill to speak of, just good at finishing off chances that are put on a plate for him.
Down to earth? He's an arrogant cnut and when he's not scoring, he's shite.
Haaland is the living example that goals are not the only thing you need in a striker. Sure, if you see the game thru statictics only, that might work for some people, but he is having more and more games like these every year.
???Now a lot of the City fans have started turning on him he might well decide to leave in the summer and join Real Madrid, I cant see Pep being to upset or trying to stop him if he wants to leave since he isnt really a Pep signing anyway.
Worst best player in the world.
Not his biggest fan, far from it, but I wish him luck.Worst player to ever go pro.
they did the treble with him last season ffsI'm starting to believe the people who said that Haaland wasn't the right striker for Pep's system and that he'd never be utilized properly were on to something.
Bedrager or bløffmaker
Haha! Så sant som det er sagtOrd som beskriver det norske landslaget temmelig godt, når det virkelig gjelder.
Enig i det. Mer riktig beskrivelse og dessuten et morsommere ordJeg foretrækker bløffmaker.
Indeed, but you can’t help but think that City doesn’t really play to his strengths. The fact that he manages to score so many goals despite that fact is impressive statistically, but there’s no « magic ».they did the treble with him last season ffs
He's just having a poor season, that's all
I would argue Alvarez is the better player. He may not fill his boots with goals but he makes City a better team.
“I wonder if people have noticed I look like that creature from Monsters Inc”