Gehrman
Phallic connoisseur, unlike shamans
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Indeed, given some of the other photos we've seen of him he must haveCalled having a sense of humour.
MOTD highlighted on numerous occasions last season that the city system isnt setup to get the best out of him. Regardless of that he still scored a bucketload of goals.Haaland puzzles me. He’s obviously on a different planet where goal scoring is concerned and clearly the best in the business at that, but it amazes me how he can often not be in the game at all.
I saw somewhere it was 13 touches before being subbed yesterday? I can’t believe he came off thinking he’d enjoyed it, and felt part of the team. I’m sure he’ll go on to be 30+ goals this season but those sorts of games like yesterday must be so frustrating, I’m surprised he doesn’t go looking for the ball more than he does and he sticks on the shoulder of the defender.
It’s a throwback to the 2000 striker. I remember Ruud being dropped because modern football dictated that we needed a forward that was suited to a fluid and interchangeable front line and now we have Haaland up top for the treble winners. Plus Ruud had a lot more to his game than Haaland hasHaaland puzzles me. He’s obviously on a different planet where goal scoring is concerned and clearly the best in the business at that, but it amazes me how he can often not be in the game at all.
I saw somewhere it was 13 touches before being subbed yesterday? I can’t believe he came off thinking he’d enjoyed it, and felt part of the team. I’m sure he’ll go on to be 30+ goals this season but those sorts of games like yesterday must be so frustrating, I’m surprised he doesn’t go looking for the ball more than he does and he sticks on the shoulder of the defender.
It’s a throwback to the 2000 striker. I remember Ruud being dropped because modern football dictated that we needed a forward that was suited to a fluid and interchangeable front line and now we have Haaland up top for the treble winners. Plus Ruud had a lot more to his game than Haaland has
Just seen his tweet about Arsenal![]()
My bad only seen after it was AlfieWas his dad, the one Roy Keane broke into pieces.
Haaland puzzles me. He’s obviously on a different planet where goal scoring is concerned and clearly the best in the business at that, but it amazes me how he can often not be in the game at all.
I saw somewhere it was 13 touches before being subbed yesterday? I can’t believe he came off thinking he’d enjoyed it, and felt part of the team. I’m sure he’ll go on to be 30+ goals this season but those sorts of games like yesterday must be so frustrating, I’m surprised he doesn’t go looking for the ball more than he does and he sticks on the shoulder of the defender.
His Dad is the one Roy Keane tried to break and failed, all Keano did was Traveller himselfWas his dad, the one Roy Keane broke into pieces.
Please don't say we're still doing this?
Could have play for us you know. If only whatever
Considering Arsenal were well ahead for months until bottling it, this is not necessary at all.Any plausible scenario where a team finishes ahead of City this season likely involves Haaland being injured for extended periods.
On course for 76 goals this season in the league alone which is a mental stat
Could be close, already 2-0 upHe'll probably come close to outscoring United this season
Best striker I've ever seen. Not including the goat freaks who were mainly wingers
He won't leave EPL. EPL nowadays is like Serie A in the 90s. It has 6 teams competing for the top 4 spots. Villa and Brighton are doing really well last season as well.I’d really value it if he goes and continues doing this in the La Liga & Serie A the way he is in the PL - no reason he shouldn’t.
I value consistency & versatility really highly - much more than technique or consistency in 1 league.
Like a GP vs a specialist doctor of a single sector/role.