Nordic Ghost Yeti (Scandi Carroll) | Haaland at City

1st season at the club will be hampered by injury and need to settle into new league is my prediction (hope)
 
All people can hope for is that his injuries keep niggling away otherwise this is a ridiculous move. The only striker around in the PL that has the athleticism of him is Ronaldo who is in his late 30s and supposedly finished but still one of the top scorers in the league. If he has an injury free season he will blitz the league and break records.
 
He would clash with Guardiola, the same way Ibra clashed with him; with any luck, Pep will get jaded and leave.
 
Yeah, this place would be absolutely fine with losing the club's main (and 21 year old) striker for £50m :lol:

Who cares what this place thinks? Also it's the entire wrong attitude to have.

If we signed him and actually became a good team winning trophies it would be easy to convince him to stay.
 
So we can say goodbye to winning the league for next 3 years
 
So we can say goodbye to winning the league for next 3 years

Not like we would be in with a chance before this signing anyway. We are a million miles away.

Injury free I can see him breaking all sorts of records.
 
Who cares what this place thinks? Also it's the entire wrong attitude to have.

If we signed him and actually became a good team winning trophies it would be easy to convince him to stay.
Wouldn't have happened. He'd have played under Ole and we'd have sucked like we do now.
 
Who cares what this place thinks? Also it's the entire wrong attitude to have.

If we signed him and actually became a good team winning trophies it would be easy to convince him to stay.
We also didn't want to deal with his very much alive agent back then.
 
So who is pocketing all this extra money from the deal? Because it isn’t Riola
 
:lol:

As fecking if you'd be on here spouting this shite if City had just signed our first choice striker for £50m, when any half decent replacement would be almost twice that.
And a club has to have some sort of principle/ ethic. United is too big a club to have release clauses that aren't absurd. Haaland was not worth having a low release and he isn't now.
 
Would have control over making a profit at worst and I'm sure he'd have agreed to only be sold abroad.

Basically the fear is that we couldn't match his ambition so therefore don't even risk buying him. I'd say we proved his decision to not join us to be the correct one anyway.
On the contrary, I'm sure he would have made a huge difference for Man Utd.
 
And a club has to have some sort of principle/ ethic. United is too big a club to have release clauses that aren't absurd. Haaland was not worth having a low release and he isn't now.
Absolutely. I'm sure no agent(s) of any player we were ever interested in from that point onwards would have demanded a ridiculously low release clause had we handed one to Haaland.
 
This is why

Yeah right. I don't believe that for a second. Most likely City are paying way more beyond the buyout clause in separate payments into offshore accounts. City's creative accounting / PR department and friendly reporting press all at work here.
 
This isn't the sure thing everybody thinks it is. He may well blow us all away, he looks a rare mix of physical and talent, but it's a very different league, will be playing for a more neurotic manager who hasnt had my strikers like him to my memory. Tougher league too and more regular injuries this year.

He'll prob end up banging in goals for Abu Dhabi but i wouldnt be as confident as many are
 
Why is he so cheap?

Presumably because Borussia Dortmund was always a stepping stone and that clause was the only way he would have ever signed for them.

Mino Raiola may be gone but his work lives on a while longer.
 
All people can hope for is that his injuries keep niggling away otherwise this is a ridiculous move. The only striker around in the PL that has the athleticism of him is Ronaldo who is in his late 30s and supposedly finished but still one of the top scorers in the league. If he has an injury free season he will blitz the league and break records.
City not playing much blitz football though.
 
He would probably struggle if he played for a club like us, who couldn't even put a few pass together against the likes of Brighton. But playing for City, with chances after chances after chances put on plate for him? It near impossible for him to fail there.
Thats true, but we've seen high profile signings fail in the past. Shevchenko, Di Maria, Veron etc... I remember Shevchenko being hyped up to the max and thinking he was going to cause Chelsea to dominate for years, but he was pretty useless in my opinion
 
Ah reminds me of the days when we would sign the exciting striker du jour as we went from strength to strength winning title after title.

Good times.
 
:lol:

As fecking if you'd be on here spouting this shite if City had just signed our first choice striker for £50m, when any half decent replacement would be almost twice that.

What part of sell abroad do you not understand?
 
Btw, isn’t it a bit strange that Real Madrid didn’t go all out for him with one of their usual months long campaigns where they tap up players they really want? I know Benzema has been unreal this season but he’ll be turning 35 halfway through next season. Real Madrid treating Haaland as the successor should’ve been a no brainer and they love these sorts of massive name signings.

I figured for sure they’d want both Mbappe and Haaland this summer. New Galactico era and all that.
 
How have they got him that cheap? They've had Dortmund's pants down there big time.
Raiola did a madness with that. He was the hottest striker in Europe and available for 20m, he could probably have got Dortmund to agree to anything. A low release clause with a massive wedge for himself isn’t ideal for Dortmund but those were his terms and they were happy to meet them for 2 years of productivity. I can see why United pulled out.
 
for heavens sake leave the kane nonsense alone. How many more mistakes do you want this club to make he is 29 in July and not what this re build needs. For one Levy would take all the summer budget.

RVP was 29 too. I do think Kane would improve us. But I doubt ETH would want him anyway.
 
What would be wrong with a few good seasons, a profit out of a player and then selling abroad?

Doubt Dortmund regret it!!
Of course BVB don't regret it because this is what they do and what their business model revolves round, not one serious big club agrees to this. No matter how bad we've been a club of our size should never resort to such immoral decisions to try and get back to the top. Liverpool and City never needed to.
If you think a mere profit of £30-35m on a £100-150m player(that you have to replace) is actually acceptable you and Ed Woodward will make good pals as terrible business men and Woodward himself saw it as horrible business.
It's not worth having a player even like Haaland for 2/3 years in such a vulnerable and risky deal for the club and BTW every chance he'd have gone to City/Chelsea as they'd never agree to a restricted clause.
 
Raiola did a madness with that. He was the hottest striker in Europe and available for 20m, he could probably have got Dortmund to agree to anything. A low release clause with a massive wedge for himself isn’t ideal for Dortmund but those were his terms and they were happy to meet them for 2 years of productivity. I can see why United pulled out.
I wonder why other teams weren't involved at that cheap... likes of Real Madrid, Barca, Juve etc... if they were in for him as well you have to wonder the wage package offered by city must be enormous.
 
So what? That's hindsight.
Big clubs don't hand out silly release clauses for that you don't need hindsight.

You said he'd have stayed if we won stuff. Which hindsight tells us we wouldn't have. So it would have been a small time thing for a big club to do and wouldn't have worked anyway as he'd leave us for City anyway