It's more like a combo of Iain Dowie and Winker Watson.
Niall Quinn Statue Unveilled, Cristiano Ronaldo attends
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Yeah but his critics nailed him to a cross...
reminds me of Darren Gough/Raol Moat
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/sarcasmI actually think the opposite, further apart.
Still neck and hair look good
Apt username
Or maybe a real artist and not an "artist"
I'm still laughing so hard at this 
It looks like Crash Bandicoot
Ronaldo was present at the unveilling (sic) of my own statue the other day.
It could've been Niall Quinn, I suppose. Or one of them really tall Eastern European fashion models who look quite manly (but still feckable) on closer inspection.
It could've been Niall Quinn, I suppose. Or one of them really tall Eastern European fashion models who look quite manly (but still feckable) on closer inspection.
Can't beleive this video didn't get more love.
I mean on the cafe but that's crazy!
Yeah, they've gone out of their way to reduce the monkey features there.
I too had Planet of the Apes vibes when looking at the sculpture
Huh, I get a sort of Guy Pearce vibe
Looks like an East-Asian movie villain.
Better than the Ronaldo one
Mixture of Peter Baelish, Robbie Savage and the eyes of Marilyn Manson
It only made sense to immortalize that beard.
"on guard, I'll let you try my wu-tang style"
That's bad-ass man!
I really like that. Proper statue.
I think part of it is that statues shouldn't be smiling - as the Ronaldo one is - they should be focused and solemn, manly and stern.
The sculpter fecked it up, he thought he had to do a Christian not a Gareth
Meh, I liked the previous one a lot better.
His neck is long enough
Looks more like him but his neck seems absurdly long. Bring on the TMNT photoshops
Typical Ronaldo. Because Gareth Bale got a really nice statue from Real Madrid he has to kick and scream to get one too.. ego maniac lol
He's always wanted to be like Becks, let's not kid ourselves. Think he was a bit obsessed with the bloke and maybe still is.
He probably asked them to do it specifically this way. The Becks effect.
The first one is much better. This one is boring and looks like an alpaca
Shame that photo doesn't show the full sculpture in all its glory...
Shame that photo doesn't show the full sculpture in all its glory...
The sculpter fecked it up, he thought he had to do a Christian not a Gareth
Came to say the same thing. He clearly used google images for his references
Shame that photo doesn't show the full sculpture in all its glory...
Why are sculptors so rubbish at their jobs?
http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/cristiano-ronaldo-ice-sculpture-unveiled-11798726
Cristiano Ronaldo ice sculpture unveiled and is immediately compared to Real Madrid star's airport bust
Cristiano Ronaldo ice sculpture unveiled and is immediately compared to Real Madrid star's airport bust
Why couldn't he do this the first time?