Neymar

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namco said:
Are you being serious here or trolling. Can never tell with you. Someone probably told you once that you were funny. They were badly wrong.
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:lol: Not surprised at all to see your only contribution to the Neymar thread is to reply to the one post made by a City fan. I'm serious though, if he's for sale then I'd expect Pep to be interested.

What are your thoughts on him from a UNITED perspective?
 
Manchester Dan said:
Would hope Pep is all over it if he's moving on.

Sane - Jesus - Neymar :drool:
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Fecker is the biggest commercial commodity in world football and a marketing machine. There is only one Manchester club he would come to for commercial reasons.

Woody would flog that ass around like a 70's Brooklyn pimp.
 
Damien said:
He has a tattoo of her on his arm.

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I might be wrong but I swear That tattoo is wrong, in the picture she's holding her left hand to her face but in the tattoo she is holding right arm up. Which means her tattoos on her fingers are wrong on his arm.
 
It's got to the point where this thread should be changed to "Neymar's sister"
 
Arthur Friedenreich said:
- barcelona is a disgusting organization.
Have no idea why top Brazilian players would go there.
Look their TYPICAL DISLOYALTY with Dani Alves...
Reading their papers you can realize that there's a pathetic complex of inferiority in football and they have an anti-brazilian tendence.

Part of their media are campaigning against Neymar since those problems with the justice started.
Take a look in the front pages of Mundodeportivo and Sport.es in the day they beat PSG: Neymar scored two goals; suffered a penalty and had the assist in the last goal, but somehow they managed to create a narrative where Messi and Roberto were the heroes..they're childish..their entire media is pathetic.

A lot of their dumb supporters believe in any article they read.
You can see some of them questioning "Neymar's professionalism"..ohhhh..
That's 200% bs; he's always in great shape and giving everything until the last minute in the pitch.
The team dont have midfield or full backs, he needs to press and create chances.
They're not playing to his strenghts, he's playing like a second full back.

You only need to watch any game of the Brazilian NT, or any BRAZIL X ARGENTINA these days to realize what is gonna happen with Neymar playing for ANY OTHER major side...

I'm in the community of the youth football here, and everytime i could talk with the kids a told them: if you have the chance, go to ENGLAND, they have a COLOSSAL MORAL SUPERIORITY, if you are good they you praise you, if you are awful they will tell you in your face LIKE MEN...no agendas, no members of the board telling "journalists" to brainwash low IQ fans in order to sell some player, then BUY ANOTHER AND TAKE A PART OF THE AGENT'S MONEY....

Thank God Gabriel Jesus is in England and Viniciud Junior goes to Madrid.
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This guy is literally crazy :lol
 
dannyrhinos89 said:
Urgh how tacky, they do love their ink South American men and women.
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I find this really funny. I've had to be posh and high classed all my life to the point I appreciate tackiness and we'll placed tattoo's more than anything.

Neymars sis is meh though!
 
Damien said:
11th March is his sister's birthday. For the last three seasons something has happened to him to miss a game around his sister's birthday so he can go to Brazil or somewhere in Spain and party.

2015: he got suspended for an accumulation of yellow cards so he missed a game against Rayo Vallecano on 8th March and had a 10 day break before next game he was due to play on the 14th.
Instagram pic on 8th March with his sister
Instagram pic on 10th March with his sister
Instagram pic on 11th March with his sister

2016: he got suspended once again for an accumulation of yellow cards so he missed a game against Eibar on 6th March
Instagram pic on 8th March at his sister's birthday party

2017: played 90 minutes against PSG on 8th March but miraculously had an 'injury' so he couldn't play against Deportivo on the 12th March
Instagram pic on 11th March with his sister
Instagram pic on 11th March celebrating with his family (mother's Insta account)

Funny thing is, Barca ended up losing the game he missed vs Deportivo. They were on a 19 game unbeaten run in the league before that.
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Great pictures. At least he is a family guy, not a party animal.
 
MaxiPaxi said:


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If there is even a slight chance of us getting him we should move mountains to get him. Fecking sensational player. Would light up Old Trafford just like Ronaldo did. Feck Griezmann. Feck Bernardo Silva. Feck James. Feck everyone. Just go and get Neymar!
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Get it done Woody, and I'll get a tattoo of your face on my penis.
 
A PSG style transfer seems more likely. The may want him too after they flopped in the league this season.
 
These Neymar stories every coupleof years remind me of Kluivert years ago. Seemed genuine interest in both players from us, newspaper headlines with Kuilvert joining us then he signs an improved contract. I suppose the difference now is our current galatico approach to signing and wages compared to then but I dont see this happening at all.
 
jesperjaap said:
These Neymar stories every coupleof years remind me of Kluivert years ago. Seemed genuine interest in both players from us, newspaper headlines with Kuilvert joining us then he signs an improved contract. I suppose the difference now is our current galatico approach to signing and wages compared to then but I dont see this happening at all.
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It won't happen mate, just some bantz.
 
Are they just covering up his party lifestyle or is it being exaggerated? I mean it's obvious he enjoys having "fun" but it's not like he's gotten into a DUI (Vidal), had any assault allegations (right?), or shown up to games/practice drunk.
 
Can't see him settling here in Manchester. Night clubs is not the problem, but Barcelona with its climate, beaches and obvious history and culture with South America, is like a home from home.

Probably just more stoking up the contract talks, squeezing more money out of Spain
 
The ultimate muppet signing.

Imagine Neymar in the number 7 shirt :drool:

Well 1 can dream.
 
If there is even the slightest chance we can get him we should go all in for this, generational talent that can transform this team into a elite one and the best thing is, we need his type more then any other big name we are associated with(Mbappe, Griezmann, Bale etc.) so its a really win win situation.
Saying all that, i dont believe we stand a chance nor do i think that Neymar will leave Barca any time soon :(
 
What with his acting career and our film sponsor I can see him fitting in no problem.
 
Lots of talk at BM that City are after him (including hints from the ITK's fans). Pep wanted him at any coast when he joined Bayern but got Goetze instead :lol: Probably just rumours but if there is a chance i think Pep will make a move.
 
Bit of a contradiction in terms wanting Neymar, considering they are bringing in retrospective diving bans from next season, which he is renowned for, & also being a convicted tax fraudster.
 
Not even worth posting that. We'd all wank ourselves into oblivion if we signed the up and coming World's best. Not a chance in hell though.
 
Bollocks! Only Phil Cadden and Custis are worth listening if it comes The Sun.
 
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