I'm not even going to entertain this nonsense. No chance in hell he signs here this window.
Neymar
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) are here to discuss Amad saving our blushes in a win against Southampton as well as our now annual loss at home to Brighton. They discuss Amorim's post-match comments, revisit how mid-table we may or may not be, and discuss some transfer news.
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Neymar trying to figure out how Ramos and Alves do it.
God, if you're out there, please have mercy on us all and close the transfer window now.
We go again Muppet's, this does not fecking slip
Going to get a Neymar tattoo what number will he wear?
Neymarinho
Hopefully 10
So he's not playing for Barcelona tonight. Must be a sign he's coming to us. Yeah, ok... he's injured, I know that.
Have we agreed terms yet?
It's on. IMVVVHO.
It's on. IMVVVHO.
Monitoring KEY 103 as we speak.
Good idea. They're playing charts at the moment, but I am eagerly waiting for some breaking news.
In all seriousness I can see why Barca will sell. Letting their only decent backup go whilst transfer embargoed is a smokescreen.
"It's such a fine line between stupid and clever" - David St. Hubbins, Spinal Tap
Embarrassing. Don't do it to yourselves.
Hello,
We're Manchester United, and we'll be happy to help you get a pay raise at your current club.
Cheers,
Edward Woodward
We're Manchester United, and we'll be happy to help you get a pay raise at your current club.
Cheers,
Edward Woodward
http://www.theguardian.com/football/2015/aug/23/neymar-manchester-united-barcelona-ed-woodward
No quotes but who cares? Neymar is Manchester bound!
No quotes but who cares? Neymar is Manchester bound!
Maybe it's a business strategy and we're in it with their agents and get a % of their new contract signing on fee, clever business plan.
IF this fails we ought to make a move for Messi.
Chances of Stoichkov popping out of a birthday cake for LVG is much more likely.
I see what we're doing here... laugh at ourselves so nobody else can laugh at us.
We'll become a laughing stock by the end of this window if we're actually pursuing this guy.
I think it is already a smokescreen for Messi.
An instrumental player, playing for the current European champions leaving ? This is just to much
I can't even tell who is desperate enough for this story to surface. Are the jounros losing their shit because van Gaal said we don't need another striker and desperately try to write a transfer story that involves us and a star player of a big club? Or is Neymar just trying to get a new contract, but why then is is agent denying any contact with us? Or is Woody really delusional enough to think he can get him?
It's not United who do it is it? Jesus christ.
Why is he not playing today?
Injured.
I'm camped at Manchester airport as we speak
Ramos<pedro<mane<Neymar
Woody's long con is finally coming together.
Woody's long con is finally coming together.
couldn't we just deny it. surely we have a team that should handle this.
Well of course not, it's the agents. I'm aware of that. But that's just always how it comes across in the papers.
Just imagine... Oh well
True. But that'd mean we're affected by tabloid rumours. Better to ignore.
Why would anyone at the club bother spending any time even thinking about this rubbish?
Jesus.. these outlandish links.. we won't sign Neymar or Bale or Muller. If we really want to go for a big bang signing then we should be throwing money for likes of Rues, Gotze, KDB, Griezmann
Can't wait for this transfer window to be finally over soon. This is getting ridiclous. Neymar, lol Messi is next I bet.
Messi is next I bet.I'm sure thinking about it for 30 seconds wouldn't be the worst thing they could possibly do...
Yes which is what the complete idiots on Twitter believe and start bashing the club.
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