At least next time you say, “The players look shattered out there,” it will have more than one meaning.
New Kits 23/24
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In the latest episode of the United Hour Podcast, Nik (@Rood) and Imran (@Annihilate Now!) look forward to a new life under Ruben Amorim. What system will we be playing? What players will impress? and how will it all go? We also say goodbye to Ruud Van Nistelrooy and review United's 3-0 win at home against Leicester City.
At least next time you say, “The players look shattered out there,” it will have more than one meaning.
Looks like something Billie Eilish would wear on stage.
Do we think that because the Nigeria World Cup kit was a bit wacky and out there and was such a popular hit, we thought this would be of a similar calibre?
I think it will be an iconic kit for us, I’m just not sure if it will be for a good reason.
I think it will be an iconic kit for us, I’m just not sure if it will be for a good reason.
If it wasn't for the shorts and socks I think I'd like it. All of them together though may just have created the ultimate full kit wanker outfit
What’s with all these buttoned polo shirts every national team is going for? It’s football, not golf.
Ok - I have to say this.
The 3rd kit is terrible.
The 3rd kit is terrible.
Went to the shops today and saw the blue England strip, really nice but then saw they were charging £70 for it! Absolutely can’t believe they have ramped up the price like that, the last one I bought cost £45 which was really fair but £70 is just extortion. People are bonkers if they are paying that much for one.
Love the Zebra Dazzle kit. It’s so bad it’s amazing.
If it had black shorts and socks to go with it, it wouldn't be THAT awful, but to have the pattern on the shorts too? just horrible
The prices are increasing almost every year. People are even paying an extra £30-40 to get the player issue versions.
Leaked official pictures of the third kit:
Player issue
Replica
Honestly... I kind of like it. Hope we get red printing on the back.
Its brilliant. Shame we'll only see it twice in a season
I understand that hey will increase prices, I was u see the impression that £55 was the going rate and I might have reluctantly paid that but it just seems such a huge leap to get to £70.
I used to get the player names but don’t seethe value in it anymore.
Okay. I now do not feel as bad. City's third kit is equally horrendous, maybe a tad worse. Like amoebas.
Imagine the Manchester derby with them wearing these. It will be zebras vs amoebas. I would pay to watch that.
Who is designing these kits? I want what they're smoking.
Okay. I now do not feel as bad. City's third kit is equally horrendous, maybe a tad worse. Like amoebas.
Imagine the Manchester derby with them wearing these. It will be zebras vs amoebas. I would pay to watch that.
That is still 100x better than our zebra shite imo.
Okay. I now do not feel as bad. City's third kit is equally horrendous, maybe a tad worse. Like amoebas.
Imagine the Manchester derby with them wearing these. It will be zebras vs amoebas. I would pay to watch that.
Did Liam Gallagher design that? Those look like Pretty Green style patterns. Still looks better than our zebra monstrosity.
A tribute to Covid?
Okay. I now do not feel as bad. City's third kit is equally horrendous, maybe a tad worse. Like amoebas.
Imagine the Manchester derby with them wearing these. It will be zebras vs amoebas. I would pay to watch that.
If you need a weird third kit the soccer aid strip is nicer than anything Adidas will ever come up with
Might ditch the sky blue though
Might ditch the sky blue though
I like the zebra kit 
Pretty green vibes, very manc in fairness.
Okay. I now do not feel as bad. City's third kit is equally horrendous, maybe a tad worse. Like amoebas.
Imagine the Manchester derby with them wearing these. It will be zebras vs amoebas. I would pay to watch that.
Pretty Green is just manc costuming. Shite brand and Paisley isn’t manc. That’s what they’re going for with that city kit though and it’s embarrassing
Also what ‘website’ do people use for kits now a days? Can someone DM me please not bought one in years
Maybe it looks better in motion and live.
WIll likely end up like that grey kit against Sheffield or Nottingham. One of those. Might have been Southampton.
WIll likely end up like that grey kit against Sheffield or Nottingham. One of those. Might have been Southampton.
dhgate
I'm not a fan. Crystal Palace cast-off.
Also, "sneakerheads"? Get fecked Chelsea Twitter admin, they're called trainers.
Also, "sneakerheads"? Get fecked Chelsea Twitter admin, they're called trainers.
Crystal Palace Twitter admin bringing the bants (and echoing the thoughts of Chelsea fans everywhere)...
Zebra kit is so bad it's hilarious, it might look amazing on players
Think it's more someone had been on the piss.
It probably will. Problem is most people who buy it are not in the same physical shape as footballers.
Why are they wearing paisley?
Okay. I now do not feel as bad. City's third kit is equally horrendous, maybe a tad worse. Like amoebas.
Imagine the Manchester derby with them wearing these. It will be zebras vs amoebas. I would pay to watch that.
Anyone over the age of 25 wearing that Zebra kit is going to look like a right plonker.
Pogba, Maguire and Matic are over 25
The player issues are much nicer and better quality thou.
10 x better than ours
Okay. I now do not feel as bad. City's third kit is equally horrendous, maybe a tad worse. Like amoebas.
Imagine the Manchester derby with them wearing these. It will be zebras vs amoebas. I would pay to watch that.
New zebra kit looks good on Beckham
I think it would've been a decent kit with black shorts and socks, but the whole kit being dazzle camo is a bit much (although that's kinda the point of camo, so I don't know).