Name change (please)

iamjterry said:
How!? I messaged sultan and no qualms he changed my username. What a life i was living. Bowling about with my new username feeling on top of the world while some sneaky cnuts were plotting away for some unknown reason trying to bring me down, to destroy me. I bet there is other forums out there that wouldn't treat one of their own like this. I have done nothing to deserve this.
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:lol:
 
"Hello mate, didn't want to start a thread for this as i thought i would ask direct.

Its not a big deal but instead of iamfalcao i didn't know if i could have iamdepay.

I chose Falcao at the time because he had just joined and i was in a state of muppetry heaven and now he's gone to chelsea im thinking changing it to depay would be a wiser more long term choice. He could become a club legend if he lives up to his promise. Falcao is at chelsea who i despise more then any other club including Liverpool.

I get the whole "this is why you don't pick players in Your username argument" so if you don't agree to it i understand. But if people really knew who i was on this site which very few people do then they would still recognise me from the similarity between iamfalcao and iamdepay.

Thanks for your time either way"

Look how nice i went about it aswell. Im a nice guy! I don't really deserve it. If i have to be iamjohnfeckingterry then so be it, this will be the last of it. But i hope to log on tomorrow morning and be greeted by some sort of justice. Please. @Eboue @Damien, please have mercy.
 
iamjterry said:
How!? I messaged sultan and no qualms he changed my username. What a life i was living. Bowling about with my new username feeling on top of the world while some sneaky cnuts were plotting away for some unknown reason trying to bring me down, to destroy me. I bet there is other forums out there that wouldn't treat one of their own like this. I have done nothing to deserve this.
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FFS, I hope you're wumming.
 
iamjterry said:
How!? I messaged sultan and no qualms he changed my username. What a life i was living. Bowling about with my new username feeling on top of the world while some sneaky cnuts were plotting away for some unknown reason trying to bring me down, to destroy me. I bet there is other forums out there that wouldn't treat one of their own like this. I have done nothing to deserve this.
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jesus fecking christ.
 
I think he did it because he knew you'd be a whiner
 
iamjterry said:
"Hello mate, didn't want to start a thread for this as i thought i would ask direct.

Its not a big deal but instead of iamfalcao i didn't know if i could have iamdepay.

I chose Falcao at the time because he had just joined and i was in a state of muppetry heaven and now he's gone to chelsea im thinking changing it to depay would be a wiser more long term choice. He could become a club legend if he lives up to his promise. Falcao is at chelsea who i despise more then any other club including Liverpool.

I get the whole "this is why you don't pick players in Your username argument" so if you don't agree to it i understand. But if people really knew who i was on this site which very few people do then they would still recognise me from the similarity between iamfalcao and iamdepay.

Thanks for your time either way"

Look how nice i went about it aswell. Im a nice guy! I don't really deserve it. If i have to be iamjohnfeckingterry then so be it, this will be the last of it. But i hope to log on tomorrow morning and be greeted by some sort of justice. Please. @Eboue @Damien, please have mercy.
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No offence but from reading your posts you strike me as being about 12 years old.
 
Eboue said:
I donated $10 to the caf and Sultan changed my name for me. I'm glad to think those Eightball days are behind me.
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If he donates £10 to the caf, he gets a name change. £20 and he gets a new tagline too. Pure blackmail.
 
2 Man Midfield said:
Can i have a name change? People in real life found out and i want to hide that i know any of you.
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Just gonna bump this...

Any mod out there feeling generous? Just 2MM would do, it's what everyone calls me anyway.
 
iamjterry said:
How!? I messaged sultan and no qualms he changed my username. What a life i was living. Bowling about with my new username feeling on top of the world while some sneaky cnuts were plotting away for some unknown reason trying to bring me down, to destroy me. I bet there is other forums out there that wouldn't treat one of their own like this. I have done nothing to deserve this.
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:lol:
 
2MM would be easier, no one actually calls me by my full name anyway. It's like Marks and Spencer. Or something.
 
*Voice in distance - "Hey, what about 2MM?"

Hey, that's a good idea.
 
iamjterry said:
fecking hell, this place is pathetic. Crying because of a name change - who gives a feck seriously. Theres some serious attitude on this site by keyboard warriers at times and as a reader of this site for many years before signing up i actually looked forward to getting involved with the community.

I asked for a name change because falcao left to play for a team who i despise more then other. Depay joined and i thought here's a player who will play for united for a long time and will be a great player.

Fair enough - shouldn't have chosen a player, sorry for being so uneducated in the law of making usernames you lame people sitting on your arses staring at computer screens all day adhere to.

Thanks alot for making me feel so welcome as hardly any of you on this site have done. What a disappointment. Enjoy your shitty community.
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Stop crying. You deserve your current username.

Don't @ me.

@iamjterry
 
first post since promoted so before my name becomes famous on the caf, :nervous::nervous: , i was hoping for a little name change to make things easier.

If RVN is already taken, happy to go with RVN78 or RVN08

If this is possible, would anyone be able to help out?
 
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