Well done lads, not even had his first training session here yet, and you've already pissed Memphis off. He's probably Madrid bound as we speak.
Name change (please)
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Didn't expect such an outburst from you.
@.Rossi this is how you have a proper meltdown 
That was a bit OTT 
Now @cesc's_mullet all you need to do is have a rant and they'll will change your name out of pity.
@.Rossi this is how you have a proper meltdown
Confused over why he despises Chelsea so much....And why anyone would name themselves after a player in this day and age.
Indeed. In 2004 it was cool. Nowadays it's a silly move.
For a moment there I thought your name was 'I am men penis'
That would probably be an improvement to be honest.
Fock sake lads this place really is going to the dogs I can't believe the serious lack in quality adverts on this forum and i keep having to fix spellings mistakes when I type. I'm really sorry for not being perfect like the rest of u incredible perfect people who don't have to resort to passive aggressive ranting to get their point across. I suppose the pasta sauce that spilled over the pan earlier was MY fault as well because I got a bit over excited with my stirring? and another thing where the fock is suli?!?! Amirite?
Of course. Always said that Damo is evil.
Your brain is sending you subliminal messages...
Okay, so after my tantrum, yes im feeling a little red-faced/ baby like. Honestly, after writing my post i thought "yeah stick it to those cnuts" and was proud with myself. Then after a few hours i obviously regretted it.
But i fecking loved my new username ffs. Even the way @Sultan changed it with capitals. I was reborn. Then there were those conspiring against me behind my back, giving me a deadline i was unaware of. Not tagging me and insisting that they should take my proud name away from me, while i am blissfully unaware welcoming newbies in the "introduce yourself" thread (I must get brownie points for that ffs). "How dare they" i thought. Ill show em, by acting like a little kid i now know. Infact i find it quite funny i started off saying how pathetic people were over a username change when there i was crying away over the same thing.
Anyway, i hate iammenphis. Please change it. Even back to iamfalcao if i have to. I quite like it - but yes @.Rossi i fecking hate chelsea. Who doesn't. Their whole club is rotten to the core. Disgusting and classless fans, same goes for "Mr Chelsea" the captain cnut Terry. Their hero Dixon gets done for assault. They were the first team to buy the title from an oil rich arsehole. I hate mourinho. They're just a bunch of dicks. At least liverpool have history.
Depay sounds like the perfect player for us, like when we got Ronaldo and i honestly think he has a similar career path with us. Thats why i chose him. Im sorry for my outburst. But i got given a new name fair and square and then it was taken away from me with no explantion and i felt hard done by. Targeted. My other point was in some replies in threads I've been in there are people acting shitty when i know its them acting big behind a screen. It pisses me off but it won't anymore.
Yes i understand to you i should be abused for choosing a player (and probably being a baby now) and i said that to sultan if he didn't want to change it i understood. But he did. Sorry for crying like a baby. Can i have I Am Depay back, or even I Am Memphis because i don't want to offend the likes of @LennonNL.
But i fecking loved my new username ffs. Even the way @Sultan changed it with capitals. I was reborn. Then there were those conspiring against me behind my back, giving me a deadline i was unaware of. Not tagging me and insisting that they should take my proud name away from me, while i am blissfully unaware welcoming newbies in the "introduce yourself" thread (I must get brownie points for that ffs). "How dare they" i thought. Ill show em, by acting like a little kid i now know. Infact i find it quite funny i started off saying how pathetic people were over a username change when there i was crying away over the same thing.
Anyway, i hate iammenphis. Please change it. Even back to iamfalcao if i have to. I quite like it - but yes @.Rossi i fecking hate chelsea. Who doesn't. Their whole club is rotten to the core. Disgusting and classless fans, same goes for "Mr Chelsea" the captain cnut Terry. Their hero Dixon gets done for assault. They were the first team to buy the title from an oil rich arsehole. I hate mourinho. They're just a bunch of dicks. At least liverpool have history.
Depay sounds like the perfect player for us, like when we got Ronaldo and i honestly think he has a similar career path with us. Thats why i chose him. Im sorry for my outburst. But i got given a new name fair and square and then it was taken away from me with no explantion and i felt hard done by. Targeted. My other point was in some replies in threads I've been in there are people acting shitty when i know its them acting big behind a screen. It pisses me off but it won't anymore.
Yes i understand to you i should be abused for choosing a player (and probably being a baby now) and i said that to sultan if he didn't want to change it i understood. But he did. Sorry for crying like a baby. Can i have I Am Depay back, or even I Am Memphis because i don't want to offend the likes of @LennonNL.
Testify
"Iamchelsea".
Do it mods. fecking do it.
Do it mods. fecking do it.
Can i have a name change? People in real life found out and i want to hide that i know any of you.
I read them after i left. The sacred rule of username changes has stood for a long time. But the gods (sultan) had passed judgment on me already, there must be some double jeopardy rule here.
Make it "I I I AM I AM MEMPHIS I AM MEMPHIS" in honour of @fontaine
"Has no mates" im beginning to understand why.
I second this.
Apply water to the burned area.
You read the official rules (no username changes etc) or Eboue's guidelines (no player names in username unless it is Bebe, Eboue, Djemba-Djemba or something similar; no Red on username etc)?
What if Depay leaves? Or he becomes a massive cnut? Or he just turns to be shit?
I actually saw a point saying usernames could be changed but was unlikely. I asked a mod and he done it, to my suprise. It took very very little convincing. If these rules are so strict why was it done? I didn't see eboue's rules or suggestions about not having players as usernames. I probably jumped passed it.
Im gambling on Depay being decent, I can't see him leaving after one season. He is adored by PSV fans so he obviously isn't a massive cnut. Ill repeat, i actually have no real issue having falcao in my username. I merely asked a mod just incase it worked and it did. My issue was it then being changed back with people pipping up with me not knowing and them successfully getting it changed. Felt abit hard done by.
Come on now manpenis, that's just mean.
Come on. Mods i emplore you to do the right thing here (which isn't saying i love john terry and spelling memphis so horrendously)
Edit:FFS LADS come on!
Edit:FFS LADS come on!
You shouldn't be one to talk about spelling.@Sultan has alot to answer for here..
Tbf, you knew going down this road would only end up one way for you.
ffsOne of us. One of us...
Hahaha brilliant now I can give out a bit of what I've been getting by pretending you're a Chelsea fan @iamjterry
now I can give out a bit of what I've been getting by pretending you're a Chelsea fan @iamjterry never change it This forum is amazing.Swap Orc and iamfalcao
Someone help me
A Chelsea fan with a Watford season ticket on a United forum. Very cool.
How!? I messaged sultan and no qualms he changed my username. What a life i was living. Bowling about with my new username feeling on top of the world while some sneaky cnuts were plotting away for some unknown reason trying to bring me down, to destroy me. I bet there is other forums out there that wouldn't treat one of their own like this. I have done nothing to deserve this.