Just watched the video of him coming out of his house there. The press are fecking vultures, eh?! 
Mourinho to United | Officially Announced
- Thread starter Massive Spanner
- Start date
- Status
Isn't he in London today? Seems more likely it'll be tomorrow.
Ed sent the private jet?
Someone photoshop that tie red and stick the photo in a tweet where you pretend to be ITK. "Mourinho on his way to sign contract with Man Utd #donedealio".
Is he going to court for the Eva thing?
Can't believe Klopp's his driver to be honest, or that he thought a pair of second rate sunglasses was a good enough disguise.
I wonder if they'll follow him.
How fast is the chopper ride that Mata took from London?
He could be in Manchester by 7 at the latest, though
Remember we have an office in London as well.
Shit I forgot about that. I actually really don't like Mourinho but he's a bloody good manager so I'm happy he's coming
What happened to him going to Portugal?
They have a team of experts sitting watching this thread.
I wonder what Mourinho eats for breakfast.
Porridge if he misbehaves in court.
so what, about 4 hours to drive to Manchester, quick photo-op,presented tonight 
They'll definitely want a press conference/unveiling before the Soccer Aid stuff, so they better get a move on
Just watched the video of him coming out of his house there. The press are fecking vultures, eh?!
Bet they have men on motorcycles wearing GoPro's to give us 'on the way' exclusives!
I know that people here are desperate for information and all that, but it must be fecking awful for someone to be watched the way he has been the last few days. His family must be ready to kill some photogs by now.
Definitely. It's really jarring to see the press all over someone like that.
Isn't that still like 10 days away?
As if they'd drive him up. What are you, a peasant?so what, about 4 hours to drive to Manchester, quick photo-op,presented tonight
If Mata got a helicopter, Jose is going to fly in by jetpack, isn't he.
I think so, but the media stuff must be starting soon.
Pretty much, yeah.
Why are people thinking he'd be heading up to Manchester? They'll announce the deal online once contracts are signed which can be done at the London HQ, no? Am I missing something?
Suit and tie for formal pictures with Woody, Charlton and co.
He should come in the chopper and land at Carrington.
He should have worn a red tie
Pictures and stuff?
Ooh, awkward...
I think they are timing it for mass exposure once everyone is at home. So maybe at 8 or 9pm in timw for the 10 o'clock news...
Or maybe a live performance in the 10 o'clock news itself
Or maybe a live performance in the 10 o'clock news itself
Right we need a sweepstake for when the club officially announce it
I'm going for tomorrow at 9.03am
I'm going for tomorrow at 9.03am
Black tie?? I cannot believe this shit.Sack him before it is too late!
Understood, but half the time it'll just be a picture of him signing a contract in front of a sponsor board, which theoretically could be anywhere?
Obviously there would be proper photos of him at Carrington but they wouldn't necessarily be straight away?
Looking back, Mata arriving in a helicopter was fecking ridiculous.
They even had to delay it by a day because of bad weather iirc
They even had to delay it by a day because of bad weather iirc
Didn't knew Klopp did part time work as a driver.The Liverpool job has finally gotten to him.
Yeah - they'll have to nip into the megastore and get him a United one!
- Status