Mourinho to United | Officially Announced

[Kill 'em all]

you people are pathetic. JoMo? seriously? go and bite your dicks off.

CR7, R9, M7, why can't we have JoMo?

 

[pseudo_canadian]

CR7, R9, M7, why can't we have JoMo?

Because it's childish. Use his actual name.

 

[zlatan_ish]

What does Chelsea fans think of this?

 

[DWelbz19]

you people are pathetic. JoMo? seriously? go and bite your dicks off.

I've never seen the purpose of rewarding bad behaviour.

 

[Stack]

I like JoMo. It's catchy.

Its fecking awful, cringeworthy and simply wrong.

It drags everything into the hideous Jlo, Scarlo, Benfleck bullshit.
Have you people no shame?. What is this a Man Utd forum or some teenie/realityshow/kardashian vomitfest?

 

[Earthquake]

I say let people keep saying "JoMo", it's a good thing that those sorts mark themselves.

 

[SteveJ]

Its fecking awful, cringeworthy and simply wrong.

It drags everything into the hideous Jlo, Scarlo, Benfleck bullshit.
Have you people no shame?. What is this a Man Utd forum or some teenie/realityshow/kardashian vomitfest?

YOLO JoMo etc

 

[Stack]

I say let people keep saying "JoMo", it's a good thing that those sorts mark themselves.

Ha!! good point.

 

[Stobzilla]

YOLO JoMo etc

Quiet Ste-J

 

[SteveJ]

 

[Acquire Me]

That nickname sound like something my niese would say. She is 8 years old.

 

[ChaddyP]

That nickname sound like something my niese would say. She is 8 years old.

i bet she even knows how to spell "niece"

 

[SteveJ]

Johnno's gone mental over the impending appointment:

In late 1945, Russian troops under the sterling command of General Zhukov neared the bunker in which Adolf Hitler was ensconced with his cronies. The Fuhrer, despite the culture of sycophancy surrounding him and not to mention his regular bunk-ups in the bunker with Eva Braun (described by historians as "a cracking bit of stuff"), was at his lowest ebb. In his madness, he moved imaginary soldiers to and from imaginary positions long since abandoned by the Wehrmacht. And that's how Shitcoat will end up - going f*cking nuts and destroying Manchester from a bunker in Berlin. 5 times.

 

[VivaObertan]

"Studge" for Daniel Sturridge is a personal favourite of mine.

 

[Raoul]

 

[LeftyBlaster]

Johnno's gone mental over the impending appointment:

wow.

 

[stevoc]

Some people getting upset about other people calling Mourinho Jomo on an internet forum.

Jesus christ

 

[Jazz]

Jo Mo? Yuck! Needs binning asap

On another note lads - @Acquire Me is surely the only ITK that's come through for us (since I've been on the CAF), surely that deserves some recognition????

 

[DenisIrwin]

I'm assuming he wants to trademark the name JoMo.

From the Wikipedia page for Jomo Kenyatta:

The name "Jomo" is translated in English to "Burning Spear"

 

[Jazz]

From the Wikipedia page for Jomo Kenyatta:

The name "Jomo" is translated in English to "Burning Spear"

I like that....

 

[Trizy]

Just finished watching it myself - great documentary, which I hope will get updated a few years down the line after he's won lots of stuff for us.

Excellent, cheers.

He's truly a special coach and I've been pro Jose since 2013, but what if he can't win with us? hypothetical it ends shit, where do we turn to if the best manager in the world fails with us?

 

[Acquire Me]

i bet she even knows how to spell "niece"

Auto correct. My language is norwegian and so is my phone.

 

[Earthquake]

From the Wikipedia page for Jomo Kenyatta:

The name "Jomo" is translated in English to "Burning Spear"

That's what you get if you shag about too much with seedy sorts.

 

[sammsky1]

Good thing his name is not Jorge, or it would be HoMo.

ROFL!!!!

 

[SteveJ]

Johnno's genuine reaction is similar to the way that woman in the Father Ted racist episode reacted to the feckin' Greeks:

https://www.redcafe.net/threads/raw...2015-16-edition.406561/page-114#post-19246814

 

[Red Dreams]

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/footba...o-agrees-terms-with-manchester-united-report?

agreed terms.

 

[Sigma]

Anyone can read what this says?

 

[SteveJ]

'I have never heard this allegation before'?

 

[Earthquake]

Anyone can read what this says?

The guy holding it is a safe bet.

 

[sammsky1]

Anyone can read what this says?

first line on tope says ' i have never heard this allegations before" and I can see the word 'fantasy' at bottom near his watch strap.

looks like a document to do with the Eva court case. the date is coming soon.

 

[Olly Gunnar Solskjær]

Anyone can read what this says?

"Coach Notepad"

 

[SteveJ]

'I have never heard this "JoMo" crap before.'

 

[.Rossi]

@Olly
Can you make a gif of Mourinho doing that jig with Pardew?

 

[Red Dreams]

obviously JoMo has Mojo.

 

[Grylte]

Auto correct asshole. My language is norwegian and so is my phone.

I turned autocorrect off after too many errors on here

 

[sammsky1]

Anyone can read what this says?

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/sp...imination-case-brought-ex-Chelsea-doctor.html

 

[ChaddyP]

Auto correct asshole. My language is norwegian and so is my phone.

so you gotta call me an asshole #reported

 

[Grylte]

so you gotta call me an asshole #reported

Autocorrect again, asshole is a Norwegian word, that means ostrich.
So let's just blame autocorrect!

 

[Cheekiey]

How about just 'Jose'... Not JoMo which sounds like a sh*t type of Korean food

'Would you like some Tofu with you JoMo?'

Jose please!

 

[Varun]

It's reminiscent of BFS. @Varun

JoMo is fecking pathetic though. Bastian fecking Schweinsteiger is just superb.