Mourinho to United | Officially Announced

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Olly said:
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SirAF said:
This place is really going vanilla!
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Aye, wish it was wasn't the case but Google are relentless. We'd love for you to be able to express yourself freely, within reason, but if Google turns off the revenue stream we'll all end up at Talking Reds.
 
When new managers sign I always watch football manager simulations of the manager taking over, I watched a Mourinho one and after 2 years he resigned and took the England job, thankfully that won't happen in reality (I hope).
 
If I would get registered today I'd take the name of Mojo Jojo.

(If anyone here watched Powerpuff girls)

Also, is Olly paid for his graphic services? If not he should bloody well be. :D
 
Ban said:
If I would get registered today I'd take the name of Mojo Jojo.

(If anyone here watched Powerpuff girls)

Also, is Olly paid for his graphic services? If not he should bloody well be. :D
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I think you've been subconsciously influenced by his tag line.
 
All hail the Purley King,enjoy your winnings BIG BALLS :D

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I loves this time of year. We get to witness a mass meltdown of eijits on a daily basis and geniuses like @Olly and @Code-CX start coming into their own! Such a high quality entrant to start this summer off with! Hopefully a sign of things to come!
 
Twigginater said:
Cantona, Ferguson and Keane were huge pricks?

Come on.
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On the same hysterical, pantomime fan-scale of judgement that also deems 53 year old father of two, and sometime professional football manager Jose Mourinho a "huge prick" too? Yes. Unquestionably.

Considering none of us know the sum-total of bum about any of them anyway, and that the comparative hugeness of their pricks is merely an overwrought argument about "the silliest shit they've done in football", I can't even imagine an argument for the humungous "prick" status that Jose enjoys, that would somehow, also, simultaneously absolve that trilogy of greats from the same swinging prick of judgement... Can you?

I mean, as iconic (and lets be honest, hilarious) it is now, I don't think you've quite registered how utterly ridiculous it was for reigning PFA Player of The Year Eric Cantona, to jump feet first into a stadium crowd, to kick a real life, mostly human opposition fan! Yeah, Mourinho once childishly prodded someone in the eye and then ran away, like Richard Hammond in a Top Gear ruck, but Eric Cantona JUMPED INTO THE CROWD AND HIT A FAN!! He almost took an old woman's head off too!

Then of course you've got Keano, who tried to end someone's career over a bizarre 4 year grudge that originally stemmed from an injury he got whilst TRYING TO FOUL SOMEONE!! .... And that's without dipping into the long, stamp-heavy, disciplinary record of both players, on and off the field.

Fergie, meanwhile, kicked a boot at his own player's head, sold his best defender for a ghost written anecdote about a petrol station, sued his own shareholders over a literal gifthorse, which ultimately contributed toward the Glazer Takeover, goaded a fellow manager into a public breakdown by going on a "disrespectful" rant about another fellow manager, banned scores of critical journos and slammed tonnes of referees, all the while refusing to speak to the BBC for seven years after one show said his son was dodgy, even though United's board at the time basically confirmed it by blacklisting him as an agent soon after!....
Mourinho was admittedly a dick to the only famous club doctor in the league (nay world!) but unless he did it whilst on the triple-prick-score square in Cuntopoly, I'm a bit lost at how he makes up the ground?

I've seen you say in other threads that you "don't get" the love for Mourinho. Well, the same bafflement you get from fans embracing a former rival (like, say Alan Smith, or RVP?) I get from the consistent and stubborn unwillingness to notice (or at least admit) that Jose is, and has always been, the most ball-tazering, lemon buggeringly obvious representation of a modern, Fergie-type manager. In almost every possible respect. The mind games, the calculated provocations, the siege mentality, cult of personalities, deep rooted loyalty followed by explosive media bust ups...Right down to the preferred fast counterattacking style, but the occasional reliance on bland pragmacy in the harder games, no manager shares nearly as many traits with Fergie as Jose does. Not by a country mile.

But of all the traits they share. The best one. The one that really gets me excited about this whole thing, is the trait they both have of being a huge, belligerent, confrontational, arrogant, talented, winning... prick.
 
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