Mourinho to United | Officially Announced

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So Sky Sports were wrong again. All agreed but the contract hasn't been signed yet according to the BBC
What the feck?!

Surely Sky can't be wrong after their MASSIVE banners across the screen and their hype this afternoon?

Andy Burton said Mourinho revealed that he had signed to Sky, so that's why they have the 'exclusive'.
 
I always wanted him, even when we had fergie i secretly hoped whenever Ferguson retired, Mourinho would come. Love it! absolutely love it!
 
Don't think Rob is even right. Redcafe has always had a massive hard on for Mourinho. He won the next manager poll when Fergie retired by a landslide as I recall. It's only with his antics last season that people began to get a bit wary of him
 
Well, welcome Jose Mourinho, i hope, you can make the diffrence and do not destroy our... wanted to say philosophy, but no - tradition. Let the young lads play. Somethimes albeit.
 
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Im delighted we have Jose, hes a born winner and he is exactly what we need considering the other managerial options available to us. He's miles better then LVG.

However, he will have to win me over still to an extent because i really despised him at chelsea and his other antics at inter when he was celebrating on the pitch against Barca. I don't want to see all that. He needs to be calm and measured to an extent. I used to hate his 1-0 wins but then he has been in charge of teams that have scored 100+ goals in a season so the entertainment can be there.

I think this is his dream job and seeing though we have everything in place to meet his every need i see little reason for conflict with the board and players so hopefully we will see the very best of Jose. I think also alot of my hate was out of jealousy:lol:

All the ABU fans hated fergie. Now they're gonna hate Jose for fear of his potential with us aswell as the fact he can be a smug cnut at times! It will be lovely having him as "our" smug basterd, especially winding up the chelsea fans. Just don't feck this up Jose.
 
No idea how anyone can call United fans on the Caf fickle here. A lot on the Caf always had an obsession about Mourinho, which is only second to Ronaldo, and even then Ronaldo at least played for us and was very successful while doing so.
 
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Feels like having a massive cock you can be proud of!

Damn i feel like having no cock with moyes 3 years ago

He is right about a few

But we have always had staunch Jose fanboys on red cafe who are right now bathing in their own cum

Or I don't know.. Fans who think it's a good apoitment and are not his fans who are 'bathing in their own cum'?

Can you all stop with the sexually explicit commentary, please? It will save @Niall a lot of work when Google Adsense come knocking with their standards of decency, thanks.

And those of you that feel the need to quote these posts and encourage this...just don't.
 
Can you all stop with the sexually explicit content commentary, please? It will save @Niall a lot of work when Google Adsense come knocking with their standards of decency, thanks.

And those of you that feel the need to quote these posts and encourage this...just don't.

This place is really going vanilla!
 
I am shocked. Thought they would be celebrating the way they talk about Mourinho is the wrong choice for United. :rolleyes:
Theyre trying to tell themselves that, when in fact they're wetting their keks. It's really great stuff.
 
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