Mods, do your work please

There are three "Simpson to Blackburn" threads which needs merging.
 
Do you mind!

I've been watching Rafael. It's the most excited I've been all summer.

I posted it 40 minutes before the match, Sults :smirk:
Rafael's performance would make most forget about some of the crap that has happened this pre-season.
 
The ninja turtle? Manchester United signed a ninja turtle!?

Fecking hell there'll be no stopping them now, Joe Cole will try tearing up the wing and then Rafael pops up and stabs him to death while spouting outdated phrases from the 80s. It'll be anarchy.