Mesut Özil

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Twitters going daft with him supposedly having a medical.
 
Ahhh - calm down there wee fella.... i'm sure United will buy someone just for you poor diddims....

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:lol: Don't take it to the heart mate - shit happens, people get pwned, they recover. Such is life.
 
Ozil is at Carrington doing his medical for Chelsea and will sign a contract with Barca within hours.
 
According to a report by world-famous fortune teller Teppum Dratfac, if we all shout the words 'MESUT OZIL' at precisely the right time, we'll sign him. True story.

I believe that did not work with Ben Ben Benzema
 
I'm looking at carrington via google earth - I thought I seen Ozil's Skoda Octavia parked up, but then I realised the image was from 2006.
 
I've had my cock out for over a week, my joints feel like I have arthritis.
 
People with Internet probably could.

How dare you mock aliens for not having Internet access! They love footy as much as we do.

[EDIT: They've also reserved a seat for Ozil in the mother-ship to take him home. He is reported to be disappointed about not having met Drew Barrymore. ]
 
He'll wear a Benfica jersey during the medical, a Bremen one during the signing and a Madrid one during the press conference and unveiling.

Michael Jackson and Elvis will also be present
 
How dare you mock aliens for not having Internet access! They love footy as much as we do.

[EDIT: They've also reserved a seat for Ozil in the mother-ship to take him home. He is reported to be disappointed about not having met Drew Barrymore. ]

Slimy grey big eyed bastards deserve everything they get.




They never lubed that probe...................
 
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He's clearly signing for Hull City.
 
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He's clearly signing for Hull City.

In the Caf, the mighty Caf the lying tweets tonight,
In the Caf the mighty Caf the lying tweets tonight,
Oh WUM away, WUM away, WUM away (repeat for many pages)
 
In the Caf, the mighty Caf the lying tweets tonight,
In the Caf the mighty Caf the lying tweets tonight,
Oh WUM away, WUM away, WUM away (repeat for many pages)

Genius.
 
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