Gambit
Desperately wants to be a Muppet
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Twitters going daft with him supposedly having a medical.
Massive United fan and a radio presenter on KEY 103. The only person with more ITK news is Mike Toolan but he's on holiday.
Check their website if you don't believe me.
A template!?
im listening right now spoony.
Ahhh - calm down there wee fella.... i'm sure United will buy someone just for you poor diddims....
How can a thread have 116 pages, when there has been zero progress since the first page.
If it was Messi, maybe. But nothing has fecking happened! - and it's Ozil!
Can someone send them an email?
I dont see any value for my time in this thread.
People with Internet probably could.
Ozil is at Carrington doing his medical for Chelsea and will sign a contract with Barca within hours.
According to a report by world-famous fortune teller Teppum Dratfac, if we all shout the words 'MESUT OZIL' at precisely the right time, we'll sign him. True story.
Tell me more!
People with Internet probably could.
Jesus lads, this thread has grown 5 pages in the 4 hours since I last looked here!
i'm looking at carrington via google earth - i thought i seen ozil's skoda octavia parked up, but then i realised the image was from 2006.
Jesus lads, this thread has grown 5 pages in the 4 hours since I last looked here!
I've had my cock out for over a week, my joints feel like I have arthritis.
He'll wear a Benfica jersey during the medical, a Bremen one during the signing and a Madrid one during the press conference and unveiling.
How dare you mock aliens for not having Internet access! They love footy as much as we do.
[EDIT: They've also reserved a seat for Ozil in the mother-ship to take him home. He is reported to be disappointed about not having met Drew Barrymore. ]
Slimy grey big eyed bastards deserve everything they get.
They never lubed that probe...................
Michael Jackson and Elvis will also be present
Rumors. Reports out of Spain suggest that Barca have approached them and agreed a fee with Jesus.
Rumors. Reports out of Spain suggest that Barca have approached them and agreed a fee with Jesus.
Navas?
Yes because he holds MJ's and Elvis' contracts
But did not City already buy Jesus?
He's clearly signing for Hull City.
Typical Ozil; neither fully a Zebra nor entirely a Lion.
Cleverley and Smalling playing in England U21s.
He's clearly signing for Hull City.
In the Caf, the mighty Caf the lying tweets tonight,
In the Caf the mighty Caf the lying tweets tonight,
Oh WUM away, WUM away, WUM away (repeat for many pages)