Mesut Özil

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Have you by any chance got the Arndale muddled up with the Trafford Centre? TC is the top shopping destination, not the Arndale.

I hate TC. It's full of Scousers. How can something that attracts Scousers and be totally plastic be THE top shopping destination?

I'm not happy.
 
Pretty sure I saw him on Brighton Pier today. Make of that what you will.
 
Ozil watch

Breaking news

Ozil signing with West Ham?

It has been reported that German International Mesut Ozil, was accompanied by none other than Avram Grant to a brothel in East London, where they stayed approximately 3 mins.

Of course it could have been any bloke with bog eyes but the Caf needs its fix

more to follow
 
Burndogg got an infraction, RHD got pwned, all we need now is a banning - and the thread is all set for classic status.
 
these yearly transfer threads make me laugh.

Hope the muppets are right this time - although I doubt they will be.
 
I'm not sure why I'm being touted as a WUM. It's simply not true.
 
have read past 3 pages of this thread and its full of shit.

What the latest? i take it we know no more than we did since Sunday. Would that be accurate?
 
have read past 3 pages of this thread and its full of shit.

What the latest? i take it we know no more than we did since Sunday. Would that be accurate?

There were strong suggestion last night and this morning that a deal with Barca had been agreed, then someone touted Chelsea as contenders for his signature, and finally Benfica did a piece on their website saying Ozil will sign for them soon. Werder Bremen then denied any deal with Barca and somewhat cryptically said he'd be leaving.
 
There were strong suggestion last night and this morning that a deal with Barca had been agreed, then someone touted Chelsea as contenders for his signature, and finally Benfica did a piece on their website saying Ozil will sign for them soon. Werder Bremen then denied any deal with Barca and somewhat cryptically said he'd be leaving.

Benfica? What hell where did that come in from.
 
Nobody bored of this shit yet?

Shit sells...

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Breaking News!

I just had chips for dinner. I wonder what Ozil is having.
 
can we arrange for a summary every page or so of facts, or even a summary of speculation from sources other than the caf?
 
How can a thread have 116 pages, when there has been zero progress since the first page.

If it was Messi, maybe. But nothing has fecking happened! - and it's Ozil!
 
How can a thread have 116 pages, when there has been zero progress since the first page.

If it was Messi, maybe. But nothing has fecking happened! - and it's Ozil!

TBF, the list of times we've been reminded of this is almost as long as the thread itself.
 
Fair enough, I'll take that as a no.

I didn't know who he was until Spoony brought him up. Still don't really.

I'm probably being retarded though.

Massive United fan and a radio presenter on KEY 103. The only person with more ITK news is Mike Toolan but he's on holiday.

Check their website if you don't believe me.
 
According to a report by world-famous fortune teller Teppum Dratfac, if we all shout the words 'MESUT OZIL' at precisely the right time, we'll sign him. True story.
 
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