Memphis | Manchester United Sub | Officially unravelled

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Love how BBC adds 10 mil here and there,so at the end of windows instead of 100 mil,they will try to claim how we splashed 200 mil.
 
Our most exciting transfer in quite some time. Signing top players like Di Maria and Falcao is great, but signing these top prospects are the best.

It's been a long time since we managed to sign one of the best prospects in Europe, I can't wait to see his development!
 
He sounds like LVG's son with his 'yeah'.

It's not 'yeah' but it's 'ja', Dutch for 'yes'. When you're struggling for words some people tend to use 'ja' as stopgap(?) word when thinking, especially if you're translating this can happen. Not sure if there's an official term for it.
 
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"Hello here I am at the official Manchester United medical facilities, I am testing to ensure I will have injuries that will reoccur during the whole year. I am also testing that I will be able to get injured 1 day before the match, as well as during the first 30 minutes of the game very easily."

Someone needs to Photoshop Phil Jones head into the middle of that giant polo machine.
 
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Can't believe a muppet target I wanted and we got. He looks so good in the shirt. Star player next year, you'll see.
 
Someone needs to Photoshop Phil Jones head into the middle of that giant polo machine.

It's a relatively cheap Computed Tomography-scanner with only 64 slices for image collecting. I thought MUFC could at least afford the top of the notch CT-scanners with 128 or 256 slices, only costs an additional 1-1,5 million on top of the 1 million costing Toshiba One Aquilion in the picture. Might've helped detecting injuries on a smaller scale too because those CT scanners usually have a better multiplanar reconstruction ability.

The more you know :angel:
 
We need to get him taking free kicks, he can hit them from some distance.
 
Great to have him at United. I think he is going to be a huge success here, someone who is so driven is sure to succeed. By all the reports, looks like he spends a lot of time on the training ground and is looking to improve all the time.
 
It's a relatively cheap Computed Tomography-scanner with only 64 slices for image collecting. I thought MUFC could at least afford the top of the notch CT-scanners with 128 or 256 slices, only costs an additional 1-1,5 million on top of the 1 million costing Toshiba One Aquilion in the picture. Might've helped detecting injuries on a smaller scale too because those CT scanners usually have a better multiplanar reconstruction ability.

The more you know :angel:
...and the more we know...

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Welcome Memphis! Red suits him:drool:
 
I've got some serious man love for Memphis Right now. :drool:


I swear to god he better be our free kick taker next year if I see Rooney or mata trying to push him off it I'll be hunting them down
 
Just tried an overhead kick. Would have been beautiful.
 
I still can't believe we've bought him, and only for a measly £85 million as well.
 
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