Iron Stove
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Getting trolled by an airport
Getting trolled by an airport
Hes probably just got that off this thread!It was the right flight all along
North London Tottenham fan, I wouldn't expect muchRead back a couple of pages... not sure... what's happening...
Surely we've got enough pull at the airport to give Darmian the luxury of not having to mix with the general public.He could just take a smaller camera into arrivals, no?
He could just take a smaller camera into arrivals, no?
That's true. I lost part of my brain in the 2011 riots.North London Tottenham fan, I wouldn't expect much
When arriving on a private jet at Manchester, you don't go through arrivals like the rest of us would.
Is it true that you're wheeled off the tarmac on a velvet lined chaise longue being fed grapes as you go?
Something I heard.
Yep, it took 37 minutes from the landing to the tweet saying that he's at Carrington. It takes 16 minutes to drive from the airport to Carrington which means that he spent 21 minutes at the airport.Wow, I guess you get fast-tracked through customs & stuff if you're on a private jet!
It takes 16 minutes to drive from the airport to Carrington
19 minutes taking a shit while reading Twitter on his phone, two minutes trying to get those built-in hand dryers to work.Yep, it took 37 minutes from the landing to the tweet saying that he's at Carrington. It takes 16 minutes to drive from the airport to Carrington which means that he spent 21 minutes at the airport.
FFS a sniper rifle is a little extreme, surely?!
Nice to hear that his feet have got an education. I wonder what the grades are.My friend is from Turin, here's what he has just messaged me on Facebook ......
Now that the deal is done, this is what I think of Matteo Darmian I do not know how long it will take him to adapt to British football But he is a very hard worker and he listen a lot to his manager He has quite educated feet and a very bright head for tactics . As a human being he is a very nice person and most definitely he is not a guy with star attitudes You have a great player and a very good boy! I am very pleased for the brilliant chance he has himself got.
Sounds bloody good to me
I shouldn't laugh, but I will.He's there all summer in case Nicolas Gaitan gets off a plane...
The medical might show he has a fatally prolapsed anus. YOU DON'T KNOW!!!!1!Why this thread hasn't been locked?
Probably waiting for the official announcement.Why this thread hasn't been locked?
We want proof he is definitely here in photo form first.Why this thread hasn't been locked?
Here you go, guys. How do i claim my Muppet of the Year prize?