Not everyone has been on this rollercoaster. There are those of us who thought we was bang average from the beginning regardless of the group think bandwagon. Imagine bigging up a Manchester United fullback with no attacking ability? Madness!
Anyway, this checklist is becoming more and more familiar and depressing.
Yanked off early for being shite . . . check! Imagine having to bring on Ashley Young as a defensive necessity?? Just how shite are you? Credit to Ashley though, he seemed to handle Zaha without much problem and actually gave us something offensive.
Put a decent wing against him and he´s a disaster . . . check! You could almost see Super Alan licking his chops for the second half to set loose Zaha against Darmian.
Yellow card (and suspension) to make up for shite defending . . . check! Again he resorts to embarrassing fouls to save himself being skinned again, getting yet another yellow. That one on Zaha just outside the box (not the yellow) was the stuff off league 1 football. The suspension may be a positive thing at least.
Nothing offensively . . . check! I would´ve graded him less than zero for his attacking contribution. It´s Palace for fecks sake, get yourself up there, old bean!
Zero understanding with Mata or Herrera . . . check! Funny how Mata becomes like our best player with Valencia behind him. I wonder why? And who´s forgotten those interesting triangles with Valencia and Mata and Herrera we started seeing last year? This is almost argument enough for Valencia being above him.
Adding to his tally of goals allowed . . . ok, they didn´t score off him this time. We´ll give him that. But not for lack of trying. He almost gifted them like three goals in the first ten minutes, and if LVG hadn´t yanked him off, it was only a matter of time before Zaha would´ve either scored or set something up. It was getting downright embarrassing. Shame we can´t play Sunderland every week, and get the best out of this guy.
Or is the poor lad just being "philosophized" by that evil LVG? Jesus! Get well soon, Tony. Please! Darmian may well be our future at right back, but that future is defo not now. He´s been absolutely awful.