The only misuse was the the misuse of the £60M we gave to Chelsea for him. We offered £40M, which was plenty, but everyone knows we're a soft touch. Even your lot wouldn't accept his ridiculous wage demands. You probably told him to go find some other mugs to pay him what he wanted. Step forward the league's top mugs.
Hopefully, things will change under the new regime.
My musings manifest more mardy malcontents.