Television Married at First Sight UK

Just a shame he doesn't get put on his arse the gobby cockney fecktard.
 
Jordan, the Poundshop Greelish, is one of the biggest b1tches I have seen on MAFS.

Luke makes his apology, so just leave it there. Not accepting someone's apology, over something so minor, it such bs.

He and resting b1tch face Erika deserve each other.

But it also has to be said, Luke was talking sh1t because he was telling the boys that Jay let him get away with stuff. Telling her that he was saying she wasn't a pushover, then made those analogies made no sense.
I think he does have a valid point. Jay, maybe because of her disability, and the fact she says she is a people pleases, may have been too easy on Jay. As a lad, you need a woman who stands up for herself, who sees herself as an equal. Im not sure if Jay did.
 
Jordan, the Poundshop Greelish, is one of the biggest b1tches I have seen on MAFS.

Luke makes his apology, so just leave it there. Not accepting someone's apology, over something so minor, it such bs.

He and resting b1tch face Erika deserve each other.

But it also has to be said, Luke was talking sh1t because he was telling the boys that Jay let him get away with stuff. Telling her that he was saying she wasn't a pushover, then made those analogies made no sense.
I think he does have a valid point. Jay, maybe because of her disability, and the fact she says she is a people pleases, may have been too easy on Jay. As a lad, you need a woman who stands up for herself, who sees herself as an equal. Im not sure if Jay did.
Luke did an AMA on Reddit earlier. He was saying that Jordan said when he first came in he was going to wind people up to get screen time. That being said, why not just take away his fuel and don’t rise to him.
 
Jordan, the Poundshop Greelish, is one of the biggest b1tches I have seen on MAFS.

Luke makes his apology, so just leave it there. Not accepting someone's apology, over something so minor, it such bs.

He and resting b1tch face Erika deserve each other.

But it also has to be said, Luke was talking sh1t because he was telling the boys that Jay let him get away with stuff. Telling her that he was saying she wasn't a pushover, then made those analogies made no sense.
I think he does have a valid point. Jay, maybe because of her disability, and the fact she says she is a people pleases, may have been too easy on Jay. As a lad, you need a woman who stands up for herself, who sees herself as an equal. Im not sure if Jay did.

Luke is a cretin. Jordan is stirring but he's also saying stuff that's true.
 
Who made Jordan the moral arbiter though? Yes, Luke said some stuff about Jay being a walkover, but Jordan made out like Luke was ready to cheat on her.

I mean both of his analogies made it out like he was so Luke only has himself to blame for saying them?
 
They were not the best, but the context was that he didnt want a girl who would let him get away with things.

but then he cried about it when Jay didn't let him get away with it. He's just not a smart bloke and made silly analogies which sounded awful. He can moan about not being there to defend himself but one of those analogies was made directly to Jay. He then made himself look like a complete tit by trying to act the hard man.
 
but then he cried about it when Jay didn't let him get away with it. He's just not a smart bloke and made silly analogies which sounded awful. He can moan about not being there to defend himself but one of those analogies was made directly to Jay. He then made himself look like a complete tit by trying to act the hard man.

I agree, he is a tit.

But Jordan is still a b1tch. Why didnt he do the wife swap?
 
Jordans a grown ass man cosplaying as jack grealish. That should tell you everything you need to know.
 
Fair play to Arthur for sticking up for himself against that pair of cretins.
 
What's with all these stupid fringed twats?

JJ looks like an egg with Lego hair and people are making out like he's handsome.

As for all the women with the pumped up lips, fecking ridiculous.
 
The other thing my fiancée and I keep cringing at is "got your back". It's the drinking game phrase for this programme.
 
“I’m looking for an 11 out of 10, a Megan Fox”

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How anyone watches this fake relationship drivel is beyond me.
It makes me look good to my wife and we laugh/ worry about the state of the world when the inevitable toxic masculinity man appears and tries to convince everyone he’s an alpha sigma lion and tells it how it is when the reality he has an underdeveloped brain and is a cnut.
 
It makes me look good to my wife and we laugh/ worry about the state of the world when the inevitable toxic masculinity man appears and tries to convince everyone he’s an alpha sigma lion and tells it how it is when the reality he has an underdeveloped brain and is a cnut.
I'm sure the producers would be proud. :lol:
 
Why are you all watching this mind rotting rubbish. TikTok influencers on loop isn't quite as bad.
 
Because when I get home from a day of work and then looking after the smol dictator that lives in the house sometimes I don’t want a tv show that requires any brainpower whatsoever :lol:
 
Where I'm from, the people on each season keep attracting public interest long after the season is over.
"XYZ from 'wedding at first sight' is now in a NEW relationship"...

You see it on the main news channels.

Who gives a flying feck.