Television Married at First Sight UK

[Big Andy]

Starting tonight, just watching it now. Will never be as good as the Aussie one, seems to be full of fame hungry nobs this year.

Sure I’ll revise opinions as it goes on though.

First impressions are that 90% of the women all look the same, fake. And the 2 northern ones are annoying me for some reason, when they should be my people.

Guilty pleasure returns

 

[Big Andy]

That Chelsea tart really annoys me already.

hopefully chokes on her oat milk latte, cnut

 

[Wibble]

You don't half watch some utter shit Andy.

 

[Norman Brownbutter]

seems to be full of fame hungry nobs this year.

The feck do you mean "this year"? It's reality tv, being a fame hungry nob is a pre requisite.

 

[Big Andy]

You don't half watch some utter shit Andy.

She watches it, and I pretend to watch it under duress but secretly think it’s ace
At least it’s not Love Island or any celebrity shite.

 

[SilentWitness]

Not enough fireworks yet but the Chelsea lass seems like a nightmare.

 

[Carlsen19]

That Laura is giving Whitney a run for her money from last years show. Awful, awful woman.

 

[gormless]

That Laura is giving Whitney a run for her money from last years show. Awful, awful woman.

Whitney grew on me. This Laura is awful

 

[muller]

Normally MAFS (particularly the Aus one) is a bit of a guilty crap please for the wife and I.. But the UK ones have always seemed shit. Maybe its because we're more surrounded with the attention seeking generic lip fillered girls on a daily basis.

Then I saw there was a trans contestant, and I just knew they would have told the groom before, but pretend they hadn't. So manufactured shit drama before they even started.

 

[SilentWitness]

The way he burst out that she was a stripper was so terribly acted.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

It's such trash but the real joy is following the hashtag on twitter, absolute hilarity.

 

[hodgey123]

Ella and Nathaniel just aren't going to work. It feels like they are both competing with each other for airtime/attention...

 

[Big Andy]

“I’m getting married to a stranger”

“Up your fecking bollocks you are!”

 

[Big Andy]

Georges is going to be annoying I can tell.

 

[hodgey123]

Georges is going to be annoying I can tell.

Yeah very. Massive child.

 

[Big Andy]

Yeah very. Massive child.

I mean we’re all obsessed with tits, but not on publicly available, uk wide telly. Just comes across as a pervert man child

 

[hodgey123]

I mean we’re all obsessed with tits, but not on publicly available, uk wide telly. Just comes across as a pervert man child

Watching the last couple of episodes and almost feel sorry for him now. His wife is just asking questions to catch him out whatever he says and he can't win.

 

[Big Andy]

Watching the last couple of episodes and almost feel sorry for him now. His wife is just asking questions to catch him out whatever he says and he can't win.

I’ve not caught up yet

 

[Big Andy]

Porscha is a fecking cnut. All this over a fecking spoon, can’t stand her. It’s always the religious ones that are fecking horrible.

 

[Red Shorts]

Porscha is a fecking cnut. All this over a fecking spoon, can’t stand her. It’s always the religious ones that are fecking horrible.

Public gaslighting at its finest. If that's the worst she has experienced in her relationships, then the next worst insult must have been that her ex said Jesus was spelt with a G

 

[hodgey123]

Porscha is a fecking cnut. All this over a fecking spoon, can’t stand her. It’s always the religious ones that are fecking horrible.

And she kept lying about it! Wish Terrence just said "it is on camera" or something similar.

 

[Murder on Zidanes Floor]

And she kept lying about it! Wish Terrence just said "it is on camera" or something similar.

It's incredible gaslighting.

What I loved was her crying over being called dramatic, while being hugely dramatic.

 

[gaffs]

Porscha is a fecking cnut. All this over a fecking spoon, can’t stand her. It’s always the religious ones that are fecking horrible.

The spoon is the star of the show so far.

That girl is impossible. Amazing that one can get so triggered over being called childish.

These people are not all well adjusted though. There has to be big character flaws in most people who put themselves on a show like this. Unless, you are one of those who are going on the show as a springboard for future fame. I believe that the tattooed guy may be one of those. He seems a smart guy who wouldn't find if hard to find a partner in the real world. Though we may see in upcoming episodes that he has issues too.

 

[gaffs]

The way he burst out that she was a stripper was so terribly acted.

I really thought he was talking about being lied to about her being trans.

Stripper came out of the blue, but i had wondered how she was affording all those procedures just by looking after her granny!

 

[golden_blunder]

Never liked the U.K. version, the AUS version can be extremely entertaining

 

[fergosaurus]

The spoon is the star of the show so far.

That girl is impossible. Amazing that one can get so triggered over being called childish.

These people are not all well adjusted though. There has to be big character flaws in most people who put themselves on a show like this. Unless, you are one of those who are going on the show as a springboard for future fame. I believe that the tattooed guy may be one of those. He seems a smart guy who wouldn't find if hard to find a partner in the real world. Though we may see in upcoming episodes that he has issues too.

I would say it's a pretty big character flaw to go on a show like MAFS without genuine intentions, fecking someone over just to increase your chances of becoming famous.

 

[Big Andy]

The spoon is the star of the show so far.

That girl is impossible. Amazing that one can get so triggered over being called childish.

These people are not all well adjusted though. There has to be big character flaws in most people who put themselves on a show like this. Unless, you are one of those who are going on the show as a springboard for future fame. I believe that the tattooed guy may be one of those. He seems a smart guy who wouldn't find if hard to find a partner in the real world. Though we may see in upcoming episodes that he has issues too.

They’re likely all huge cnuts behind it. Most of the women are fake looking, the only two normal ones are the northern girls.

That guy with all the tats and the Chinny woman are nauseatingly OTT with their fecking meditation and crystals and shit and the over the top PDA’s and saying they love each other after about 3 days.

 

[Red Shorts]

They’re likely all huge cnuts behind it. Most of the women are fake looking, the only two normal ones are the northern girls.

That guy with all the tats and the Chinny woman are nauseatingly OTT with their fecking meditation and crystals and shit and the over the top PDA’s and saying they love each other after about 3 days.

They are going to come crashing down big time. I said this before last night's ep, and lo and behold cracks are showing.

 

[gaffs]

I would say it's a pretty big character flaw to go on a show like MAFS without genuine intentions, fecking someone over just to increase your chances of becoming famous.

It doesnt mean you have to f*ck someone over.

Considering the facial tattoo's, that guys seems pretty smart, worldly and well adjusted. Very handsome too.

And if he has a kink for being strangled, which came out last night, why expect that matchmakers will be able to find a girl who is into similar. The girl he is with doesn't seem to be into that.

 

[gaffs]

They are going to come crashing down big time. I said this before last night's ep, and lo and behold cracks are showing.

I hope she knows the safe word, otherwise she could kill him!

 

[fergosaurus]

It doesnt mean you have to f*ck someone over.

Considering the facial tattoo's, that guys seems pretty smart, worldly and well adjusted. Very handsome too.

And if he has a kink for being strangled, which came out last night, why expect that matchmakers will be able to find a girl who is into similar. The girl he is with doesn't seem to be into that.

Not sure about that. With each passing episode he's outing himself as the biggest cnut on the show.

 

[Big Andy]

Not sure about that. With each passing episode he's outing himself as the biggest cnut on the show.

He’s a walking talking red flag.

 

[SilentWitness]

He's a massive feck boy. Brad and Shona are the UK version of Harrison and Bronte.

 

[gaffs]

Not sure about that. With each passing episode he's outing himself as the biggest cnut on the show.

Yeah, I thought he was the most well-adjusted.

Last night was made to look like a control freak.

His "wife" if s a child. She cares only about "how in love" others see them as. Playground stuff.

 

[Big Andy]

Laura is the archetype gold digger type. Guarantee she just wants to go to Prosecco brunches and do feck all.

 

[Carlsen19]

This new girl Erica is *chefs kiss*

 

[Big Andy]

This new girl Erica is *chefs kiss*

Agree. Just a shame she got matched with the Wish Jack Grealish.

 

[Acole9]

I can only see only couple lasting outside of the experiment and that's the northern girl/Essex lad.

 

[2 man midfield]

Wonder why they felt the need to introduce even more couples halfway through? I was having trouble keeping up with everyone as it was

 

[Big Andy]

Wonder why they felt the need to introduce even more couples halfway through? I was having trouble keeping up with everyone as it was

They always do it, it means that they're trying to "catch up" with the others and throws a spanner in the cliques that have already formed. Usually you find that the new couples are giant arseholes that generally piss off the originals.

Case in point with that giant man child who bases his entire personality on the fact that he once "dated" a Victoria's Secret model for about a week before she fecked him off.