Marouane Fellaini | 2013/14 Performances

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If Roy Keane elbowed Zabaleta, we'd love him for it. When Fellaini does it, he's a hateful cnut.

Double standards.

Erm. Nope. I thought Keane was an idiot for that whole thing with Shearer in 02/03 and getting himself sent off, leaving his team in a mess.

Swinging elbows is idiotic and doesn't mean you're a hard man for doing it. Quite the opposite in fact. I have more respect for smaller players who apply their body strength properly, like Aguero, for example.
 
To be fair to him - as truly bad a footballer as he is - at least he seems to get the message and has the dignity to want the move to Napoli. More than I can say for that fat fu*king waster Anderson.

I think Fellaini knows he has something left to offer (not us, a lower tier side)... however even Anderson knows he can contribute nothing and isnt willing to try. Anderson has been here to do nothing but pick up a paycheck for a very long time, Nani as well.
 
If Roy Keane elbowed Zabaleta, we'd love him for it. When Fellaini does it, he's a hateful cnut.

Double standards.

Absolute nonsense. We're not all thugs who enjoy spineless crap like that.

And yes, elbowing someone intentionally when they're just going for the ball is a spineless act. Keane had plenty of them despite being a great midfielder.
 
His departure would be closure to the Moyes fiasco. Neither can be described as anything but abject failures in their time at United.

He can go enjoy his time with the Fat Spanish Waiter.
 
His departure would be closure to the Moyes fiasco. Neither can be described as anything but abject failures in their time at United.
This is complete and utter nonsense. Maybe in the closed minds of the fans who spend their time pissing and moaning about United. If anything, he has the most to gain by proving to Van Gaal that he has something left to give. He has a big chance to turn around a poor first season and if he gets that chance to stay and make an impact, what then? We have to constantly read the drivel peddled by fans who will never change their minds? Even if he has a positive effect on the squad and any plaudits they might receive?

His signing has nothing to do with the 'Moyes Fiasco'. That will always be in the clubs history whether you like it or not. How it extends beyond that is open to interpretation and isn't set in stone. If the fans want to go full caveman and use it as a stick to beat him with then they will be swiftly ignored.
 
This is complete and utter nonsense. Maybe in the closed minds of the fans who spend their time pissing and moaning about United. If anything, he has the most to gain by proving to Van Gaal that he has something left to give. He has a big chance to turn around a poor first season and if he gets that chance to stay and make an impact, what then? We have to constantly read the drivel peddled by fans who will never change their minds? Even if he has a positive effect on the squad and any plaudits they might receive?

His signing has nothing to do with the 'Moyes Fiasco'. That will always be in the clubs history whether you like it or not. How it extends beyond that is open to interpretation and isn't set in stone. If the fans want to go full caveman and use it as a stick to beat him with then they will be swiftly ignored.

Well that's a rational argument. :)
 
This is complete and utter nonsense. Maybe in the closed minds of the fans who spend their time pissing and moaning about United. If anything, he has the most to gain by proving to Van Gaal that he has something left to give. He has a big chance to turn around a poor first season and if he gets that chance to stay and make an impact, what then? We have to constantly read the drivel peddled by fans who will never change their minds? Even if he has a positive effect on the squad and any plaudits they might receive?

His signing has nothing to do with the 'Moyes Fiasco'. That will always be in the clubs history whether you like it or not. How it extends beyond that is open to interpretation and isn't set in stone. If the fans want to go full caveman and use it as a stick to beat him with then they will be swiftly ignored.

He has never shown that he is good enough to play for United. The only time he was above average was when he played as a #10 at Everton because he suited their long ball, caveman football. Boot it to him, let him chest/head it down and he'll hold up play until the rest get there. What we all dream of seeing, of course. Moyes, idiotically, wanted to play him in a position he's not very good at, while Fellaini wouldn't displace any of our actual #10s in terms of ability. The only reason he could stay is that our midfield is so abject and thin that we need a warm body. He's not a young player who could suddenly "get it" and become a much better player. He's been in the league for years and has never been particularly inspiring, even before his tumescent year at United. Some players, and managers, come to United are out of their depth. Fellaini is one of those players, much like his erstwhile manager.

Fellaini has everything to do with the Moyes Fiasco. He's a white afro'd elephant who was bought in desperation by Moyes because he was afraid to take a chance on Herrera or Thiago but needed something to show for his months of talking.
 


I still believe he would be a useful asset to bring on against teams we're dominating. Look at the volley he scores with his head and that little touch with his head to Pienaar for the fourth goal. It's a shame Fellaini can't use his feat and Moyes tactic was simply hoof it...
 
Has much as I am not a fan of his, because of his height etc, and he is good in the air he may have to be a plan B for our CB's if smalling jones or evans start picking up knocks. We have seen LVG change ashley youngs position, he may have to be used has a plan B for our defenders if push comes to shove.
 
Has much as I am not a fan of his, because of his height etc, and he is good in the air he may have to be a plan B for our CB's if smalling jones or evans start picking up knocks. We have seen LVG change ashley youngs position, he may have to be used has a plan B for our defenders if push comes to shove.
Fellaini at CB? Never. His first touch is terrible, he's clumsy as hell, and he really cannot tackle. The amount of petulant fouls he'd give away is staggering, he gives away enough from midfield as it is.
 
Fellaini at CB? Never. His first touch is terrible, he's clumsy as hell, and he really cannot tackle. The amount of petulant fouls he'd give away is staggering, he gives away enough from midfield as it is.

Well we may have no choice if we do not sign a CB, especially with the lack of depth at the back. We have 3 recognised CB's, and VG plans to use all 3 week in week out. Smalling and jones could easily be on the sidelines, our only options would be blacket keane and possibly fellaini
 
Well we may have no choice if we do not sign a CB, especially with the lack of depth at the back. We have 3 recognised CB's, and VG plans to use all 3 week in week out. Smalling and jones could easily be on the sidelines, our only options would be blacket keane and possibly fellaini
Blackett, Keane, and then Fletcher, and maybe Shaw would be in reserve if we had injury issues at CB.
 
He's going to surprise a few people this season i am sure of it. He hasn't played anywhere near to his true ability in a United shirt yet.
 
He has never shown that he is good enough to play for United. The only time he was above average was when he played as a #10 at Everton because he suited their long ball, caveman football. Boot it to him, let him chest/head it down and he'll hold up play until the rest get there. What we all dream of seeing, of course. Moyes, idiotically, wanted to play him in a position he's not very good at, while Fellaini wouldn't displace any of our actual #10s in terms of ability.
Do you even believe what you're rabbiting on about?... I mean, 'never' shown that he is good enough to play for United? Played him in the position he's not good at? As in the same position he played for Everton in his final season and for Belgium? This is the same lazy garbage that keeps getting strolled out time and time again. It really is staggering to be honest.
The only reason he could stay is that our midfield is so abject and thin that we need a warm body. He's not a young player who could suddenly "get it" and become a much better player. He's been in the league for years and has never been particularly inspiring, even before his tumescent year at United. Some players, and managers, come to United are out of their depth. Fellaini is one of those players, much like his erstwhile manager.
The only reason, good grief. Get a grip.

So we have some players who are unaffected by form and injury - we just write the off as 'unable to raise their game at all'? Just get rid kind of thing? Why is this not the general consensus for the majority of the squad last season? Why have people suddenly come out saying 'alright Young has in fact, turned it around and become a better player'. Perhaps their original closed minded view of the player was inhibiting their ability to rationalize and he wasn't as crap as everyone was desperate to make out?
Fellaini has everything to do with the Moyes Fiasco. He's a white afro'd elephant who was bought in desperation by Moyes because he was afraid to take a chance on Herrera or Thiago but needed something to show for his months of talking.
He has nothing to do with it. He was a player signed by Moyes, big deal. The fans need to get over it - so was Mata, Rooney was re-signed at the time as well. Are we making a big silly ranting song and dance about them being 'involved in the Moyes fiasco' as well? Why are we attributing him into Moyes not signing other players as well? It literally makes no sense at all.
 
If we played Fellaini at centre back we'd be giving away at least one penalty a game.
 
Fellaini at CB? Never. His first touch is terrible, he's clumsy as hell, and he really cannot tackle. The amount of petulant fouls he'd give away is staggering, he gives away enough from midfield as it is.
It also staggers me why people say he can't tackle, as well. The fouling part I can understand - heaven forbid a player compete for the ball in midfield, I know. Shock horror - but poor touch and can't tackle is just making things up to have a go at him.
And he never will, seeing as he will never play for us again.
Didn't Van Gaal say he'd line up before the Swansea game?
 
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It also staggers me why people say he can't tackle, as well. The fouling part I can understand - heaven forbid a player compete for the ball in midfield, I know. Shock horror - but poor touch and can't tackle is just making things up to have a go at him.

He can't tackle. He's an absolute pussy. Players with geuine ability walk past him like he's not there.
 
Considering how hard it is for Woody get players signed...lets keep hold of Fellaini until his replacement actually arrives.

Squad player..Yes, adds an element of Plan B to the options available.

It will be interesting to see where he plays against Valencia.
 
Considering how hard it is for Woody get players signed...lets keep hold of Fellaini until his replacement actually arrives.

Squad player..Yes, adds an element of Plan B to the options available.

It will be interesting to see where he plays against Valencia.
He's playing against Valencia?
 
This is complete and utter nonsense. Maybe in the closed minds of the fans who spend their time pissing and moaning about United. If anything, he has the most to gain by proving to Van Gaal that he has something left to give. He has a big chance to turn around a poor first season and if he gets that chance to stay and make an impact, what then? We have to constantly read the drivel peddled by fans who will never change their minds? Even if he has a positive effect on the squad and any plaudits they might receive?

His signing has nothing to do with the 'Moyes Fiasco'. That will always be in the clubs history whether you like it or not. How it extends beyond that is open to interpretation and isn't set in stone. If the fans want to go full caveman and use it as a stick to beat him with then they will be swiftly ignored.
Come on mate. Moyes is the reason to be here at the first place. Can't see who else would have brought him. He simply can't offer nothing else than being a backup player and only come on if we're playing Stoke and they are leading us in the fouls department.

He can offer us literally nothing in CM, rather than being a fecking liability and in the #10 position we have like 3 players who are multiple times better than him.

It also staggers me why people say he can't tackle, as well. The fouling part I can understand - heaven forbid a player compete for the ball in midfield, I know. Shock horror - but poor touch and can't tackle is just making things up to have a go at him.
He really is very clumsy. He got away on several occasions in the box last year with clumsy tackles and interceptions. Struggles one on one with skillful and pacy players, they just go right through him(or he hacks them down, with his 3 fouls in a row against Messi in the WC being the highlight). He's very good in the air and chesting the ball but when in his feet, he does have a touch of a rapist.
 
Come on mate. Moyes is the reason to be here at the first place. Can't see who else would have brought him.
How is that his fault though? Why should it be used as a stick to beat him with in this case. I perfectly understand that people have reservations about him turning it around.. After that season I think the entire squad have a chance to turn it around and they need to take it to save face. Why did Martinez play him in the first three games as a ball winner - Okay, the nobody would have bought him argument is fair but there isn't really anything to back it up - Martinez played him in the first three games. If he was as shit as everyone makes him out to be - then why? He had other players there if he either knew he was off or he was indeed the shittest footballer on earth.

It doesn't add up.
He can offer us literally nothing in CM, rather than being a fecking liability and in the #10 position we have like 3 players who are multiple times better than him.
Like I said - the same tired arguments over and over. 'He can't do this - he can't do that..' Lets just see if he gets a shot under Van Gaal. See what he can do. Even before we start just blindly making things up to have a go at him for.
Has van Gaal said he's playing on Tuesday? Genuine question, I'd be surprised if he was involved to be honest, unless van Gaal has said otherwise...
I thought he had, when I said it above. But it appears I can only find 'every player will get a chance' articles saying Fellaini should. Not actual quotes.
 
if he doesnt play against Valencia then I think it is pretty safe to say he is on his way out

at this moment I cant see how we can let him go before getting in a replacement because we are light in mid with Carrick out, just imagine Fletcher gets injured and then what are we left with?
 
if he doesnt play against Valencia then I think it is pretty safe to say he is on his way out

at this moment I cant see how we can let him go before getting in a replacement because we are light in mid with Carrick out, just imagine Fletcher gets injured and then what are we left with?

He's as much a midfielder as Kagawa is.
 
Not for me and even if that is the case, then he is still an option for the more defensive mid role whereas Kagawa is never going to be that.

Based on what? His horrendous passing? His clumsy tackling? His pathetic positioning?

This "Fellaini can play as a DM"
molarky is based entirely on the fact he is a massive bastard and not one single bit on him ever actually succeeding in that position.
 
Based on what? His horrendous passing? His clumsy tackling? His pathetic positioning?

This "Fellaini can play as a DM"
molarky is based entirely on the fact he is a massive bastard and not one single bit on him ever actually succeeding in that position.

Except for those like 4 seasons he played that position for Everton.
 
Based on what? His horrendous passing? His clumsy tackling? His pathetic positioning?

This "Fellaini can play as a DM"
molarky is based entirely on the fact he is a massive bastard and not one single bit on him ever actually succeeding in that position.
Did you watch any of Evertons first three games last season? Or anything prior to the 12/13 season?
 
Based on what? His horrendous passing? His clumsy tackling? His pathetic positioning?

This "Fellaini can play as a DM"
molarky is based entirely on the fact he is a massive bastard and not one single bit on him ever actually succeeding in that position.

Based on him performing well there for us in a few games last season.
 
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