How do you spend so much money and be this bad...how?
Champions League Group H
Manchester United 0:0 Valencia
Old Trafford
- Kick-off
- Tue, 2 October 2018 @ 8:00pm BST
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They’re taking the rip these cnutsif Garay keeps up this defensive performance he will surely reappear in the transfer forum45 min
Yellow card for Valencia
Parejo with a blatant pull back on Pogba as the Frenchman tries to drive forward on the counter-attack.I love how the ref is completely incapable of admitting a mistake and looking like he's saying "nah, nah, no advantage" to Pogba there, instead of just holding his hands up and admitting he fecked up.
Yep pretty muchWe play like old men. Very slow. And Sanchez is shitTNY clearly forgot the delay
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Injury Time
Three added minutes. Bailly's treatment was quite lengthy.Why is it that a lot of the time we have like 10 minutes of us actually playing well leading us to believe that maybe we'll turn it around today, then go on to play like complete shit for the rest of the game?
Like, we actually pressed for a bit. That shouldn't be shocking but it is!
He really does look done.Shit like that needs to be a straight red. Ffs.LMAO this mouthbreathing clown can't even foul.Why do we seem to start pretty well, then deteriorate as the half goes on?pogba rightfully livid advantage waqsnt played thereNot even sods law can help Lukaku out.
Also a good point.If I was a Valencia fan Guedes would piss me the feck off. Makes Rashford look selfless.
No planning, bad management, thinking about £ instead of attributes...Guedes is trash. I am lost for words
Lay a huge bet on 0-0 to make that investment back.
The Valencia player plucked the ball out of the air with his neck.wonder how much is a meat pie at OT these days. anybody know?
The producer may have fallen asleep and woke up, then hit the wrong button by mistake.Bailly with another long range effort
Oh, wasn't clear enough. This was in a hospital? Were you one of the surgeons?45+1 min
Gonçalo Guedes has seen a lot of the ball for Valencia tonight and he goes for a glory goal from 20 yards but skies it over the bar. We can't keep giving him and other Valencia players so much space around our box.Have we even had a shot in target yet?This is like watching the game against Seville where they moved the ball through us like a knife through butter but couldn't finish. But, the law of averages came into play and they managed to score just the same a Valencia look like doing here.Neither us nor Valencia can finish, but atleast Valencia are able to string together a few passes in the final third compared to us.
Didn't people rave about him?!Valencia lukaku and felliani off at half time. Dalot fred and martial on pleaseFellaini is awful at tracking back. Just jogging ..Rashford hasn't the skill to play on the left really has he
just kind of runs with no end product
And prawn sandwiches tooThank goodness Valencia are just as bad as us in the last third.The players have shown some effort tonight, which is interesting when considering the narrative that Mourinho has totally lost the dressing room. But besides that we've still been so poor. A better team would have scored against us given the space we've allowed them at times, and we can't build up an attack at all. Rashford has been alright but he's trying to do it too much on his ownMatic and Fellaini playing pass and move with about as much movement and intensity as a pair of easter island statuesWho’s doing the timing of these replays? Ray Charles!
Looks very raw to me, like Rashford. I think there's a decent player in there in terms of technique.Valencia is a knob.I seem to have found my solution for going to sleep too late recently.- Status
Man of the Match
Runners-up
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18%
Marcus Rashford
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13%
Paul Pogba
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6%
David de Gea
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5%
Eric Bailly
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4%
Chris Smalling
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3%
Anthony Martial
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2%
Marouane Fellaini
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1%
Alexis Sanchez
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1%
Romelu Lukaku
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1%
Antonio Valencia
Player Ratings
Total Average Rating
Highest Rated Player
Lowest Rated Player
Compiled from 332 ratings.
Score Predictions
221,181,101
- Man Utd win
- Valencia win
- Draw
Detailed Results
- 15% Man Utd 1:1 Valencia
- 15% Man Utd 2:1 Valencia
- 14% Man Utd 2:0 Valencia
- 10% Man Utd 1:2 Valencia
- 8% Man Utd 0:2 Valencia
- 8% Man Utd 1:0 Valencia
- 6% Man Utd 0:5 Valencia
- 6% Man Utd 0:1 Valencia
- 4% Man Utd 0:0 Valencia
- 4% Man Utd 3:0 Valencia
- 3% Man Utd 0:3 Valencia
- 3% Man Utd 1:3 Valencia
- 2% Man Utd 5:0 Valencia
- 1% Man Utd 3:1 Valencia
- 1% Man Utd 2:2 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 1:4 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 0:4 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 4:1 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 2:3 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 5:3 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 5:5 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 3:2 Valencia
- 0% Man Utd 4:0 Valencia
Match Stats
- Man Utd
- Valencia
- Possession
- 52% 48%
- Shots
- 18 8
- Shots on Target
- 4 1
- Corners
- 11 1
- Fouls
- 16 15
Referee
Slavko Vincic
Man Utd Lineup
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