Manchester United vs. Stoke City

[Ole's_toe_poke]

We don't have much creativity. Nani is our best winger and he blows hot and cold.

 

[OnlyTwoDaSilvas]

Someone should just say the words "goal side" to Phil Jones. He'll know what it means. Well, he should.

 

[Count Orduck]

We're making Jonathon fecking Walters look like Messi.

 

[Moriarty]

Too easy for Stoke.

 

[paceme]

People overreacting over a win against Sociedad, who weren't as good as they were last season and were pretty much nervous.

Bullshit

 

[Sixpence]

This is fecking laughable.

 

[Red Pavan]

We are getting Stoke'd.

 

[iAm20Legend]

and one more chance to thim.
This doesn't look good

 

[Massive Spanner]

Ridiculous of our fans to boo one of our players, regardless of how they're playing.

 

[Drifter]

Nearly in again.

 

[shaggy]

This is an incredible performance from us so far.

 

[iSparky]

De Gea with another good save. These cnuts are going to score on us again soon with defending like this.

 

[Scarlett Dracarys]

I'm sure we can buy some better defenders for cheap down in Brazil

 

[walsh]

WHO THE feck ARE YOU MARKING YOU USELESS cnuts?

Smalling looks like a fecking parks pitch player at the moment.

 

[Kaos]

Why the feck was Smalling watching that effort

 

[JakeC]

That's how you shoot.

 

[jojojo]

Nice try from Roo

 

[elisha27]

Tempted to say we look less dynamic with van Persie. He doesn't seem that mobile.

 

[Minkaro]

Good effort, Rooney, you're allowed to take the long shots then.

 

[Drifter]

Good effort from Rooney.

 

[arthurka]

Kindly feck off.

Thanks.. For the kindly part.

 

[iSparky]

Great attempt by Rooney...he's off to Madrid....

 

[Spoony]

Perhaps we'll improve our first team next season.

 

[Garethw]

We're not very good are we. Oh well...

It beggars belief how poorly we've been in the league recently.

 

[NotoriousISSY]

Tempted to say we look less dynamic with van Persie. He doesn't seem that interested.

Corrected.

 

[gbgary]

our defenders are standing back watching.

 

[Shane88]

Ridiculous of our fans to boo one of our players, regardless of how they're playing.

Nani's acting the fool while the team are losing, the fans are right to have a go at him.

 

[DomesticTadpole]

It says something if we are taking long range shots, I am not watching, so why aren't we getting the ball into the box? Just going by what Paul Merson is saying.

 

[iSparky]

Perhaps we'll improve our first team next season.

Of course! David said that United are always interested in the best players...that is why we bought Fellaini...

 

[Justin]

Good effort, Rooney, you're allowed to take the long shots then.

As long as he's not chipping them

 

[poisson]

This season is fecked, lets face it. We look hopeless. We need to strenghten next summer.

 

[charleysurf]

It says something if we are taking long range shots, I am not watching, so why aren't we getting the ball into the box? Just going by what Paul Merson is saying.

fecking hell.

 

[thepolice123]

We being reduced to long range shots, as FM match commentary would have put it.

 

[Bojan11]

Bullshit

So Sociedad weren't nervous?

Where as Stoke have come with attitude believing they can win.

 

[Ole's_toe_poke]

We get to the edge of the box once again but have no clue how to open teams up. And we play so slow.

 

[The Taurean]

I don't know if Moyes has ripped into the players during his time here, but half-time is definitely the time do it.

 

[Red Pavan]

Rooney is looking more confident on his dribbling these days, good signs.

 

[Red Dreams]

what is happening to us?

 

[Mockney]

Kagawa is technically playing well, but he's playing miles out of position. Unless Moyes is playing with Evra as a winger. It's unbalancing us.

 

[Count Orduck]

Did Buttner just give Welbeck a sneaky handjob there?

 

[Kostur]

Zero movement for the ball, plus those idiotic crosses, we're playing a fecking NBA team, stop crossing.