Manchester United vs Real Madrid (Thu 27th July, 01:30 UK time)

Eriksen's off the ball runs after a pass are bonkers sometimes, just bails into no mans land
 
This game totally highlights our lack of a striker
 
Get in Licha. Smack that bellend. Mount there too. Good lad.
 
Shaw is in his usual holiday mood. Uncle Cas is holidaying too. Its okay, pre season and all that. Be ready in 3 weeks.
 
Eriksen is done out there. Like playing with 10 men.
Really is. Shocking stuff there, he randomly walked beyond Garnacho leaving him and Shaw double-teamed in our own third. Useless.
 
The Madrid midfielders are really impressive physically. So difficult to outmuscle them on anything
 
This has been the most like a game of FIFA 23 I've ever seen live. Speedy players, balls over the top, skill moves and a generally chaotic match.
 
How is Real Madrid leading, they are fecking awful, oh yeah, from an offside goal.
 
Prima donna footballers can't handle Martinez's aggression. It offends their delicate sensibilities.
 
We have like 4 right wingers on the bench why are we insisting on playing Bruno there is absolutely beyond me, when will ETH figure it out that it doesn't work